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Did I tell you guys that I made my doctor graze the back of ..
Did I tell you guys that I made my doctor graze the back of his hand against my ass? Oops š„“
Doctors donāt think Iām sexy :( Iām just some bitch that tak..
Doctors donāt think Iām sexy :( Iām just some bitch that takes x-rays
I feel like I live a secret life where everyone thinks Iām a..
I feel like I live a secret life where everyone thinks Iām a sad single mother but Iām actually horny all the time and I love everything
happy birthday, doctor sexi
happy birthday, doctor sexi
She can call me a fat slut but at least Iām not ugly
She can call me a fat slut but at least Iām not ugly
Iām looking at these notes likE ??? I MET THIS GUY IN may & ..
Iām looking at these notes likE ??? I MET THIS GUY IN may & I donāt remember him
Doctor [tapping on the screen] Me: itās not touch screen, yo..
Doctor [tapping on the screen] Me: itās not touch screen, you have to use the mouse Her: wtf is wrong with me today U just tired, ma
I sent nudes to my ex coworkerās son and nothing so Iām thin..
I sent nudes to my ex coworkerās son and nothing so Iām thinking of pranking her for her birthday, whatās extremely extreme ?? Sending a surprise pop-up penis card that shoots confetti and says happy birthday u old cranky bitch???
Like this status if I send you way too many messages *Iāll ..
Like this status if I send you way too many messages *Iāll restrict your account so we donāt have to talk :)) if u ever wanna talk to me, FUCK OFF :D
Today is da day
Today is da day
I want a gym membership with a pool >:(
I want a gym membership with a pool >:(
I never wanna make plans with ppl on dating apps Why is it s..
I never wanna make plans with ppl on dating apps Why is it so hard to find someone to hang out with after work ?? I wanted to go out for dinner after work and this fuck said oh letās get pizza and now heās like āo I got a work phone callā o, well how about never text me ever again š
Receptionists act like theyāre the shit cus they understand ..
Receptionists act like theyāre the shit cus they understand dental lingo but when somethings going on, theyāre lost -.-
when u finally got $ for ur wax but now U need the time to g..
when u finally got $ for ur wax but now U need the time to go to ur wax lady
Matches with someone Me[uninterested]: should we make a baby..
Matches with someone Me[uninterested]: should we make a baby ????
Wtf I was about to make this guy my bitch on tinder and he u..
Wtf I was about to make this guy my bitch on tinder and he unmatched me immediately >:(
ya girl tired
ya girl tired
[me on tinder] : I h8 when ppl call me sexy >:( Also me: wh..
[me on tinder] : I h8 when ppl call me sexy >:( Also me: who do I want inside me ??
I NEED PENIS, but my vagina is š©ø
I NEED PENIS, but my vagina is š©ø
it friyay
it friyay
OF said shut up and just post pix, u canāt b a person. Iām g..
OF said shut up and just post pix, u canāt b a person. Iām gonna delete ur statuses and just leave them blank
Guy[in pain] Me[sees wisdom teeth; NOT a DOCTOR] -X-rays tha..
Guy[in pain] Me[sees wisdom teeth; NOT a DOCTOR] -X-rays that shit- BIG CAVITY
OF, if u gonna touch my posts, at least Have the decency to ..
OF, if u gonna touch my posts, at least Have the decency to delete them for me
How come I canāt see any of my statuses
How come I canāt see any of my statuses










