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The season of giving thanks wouldnβt be complete without ext..
The season of giving thanks wouldnβt be complete without extra gravy on my mashed potatoes. ππ
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? π Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? π Papa Boner
Give me a virtual high-five with a tip! βπ
Give me a virtual high-five with a tip! βπ
Thanksgiving dinner becomes dinksgiving thinner. π¦π½οΈ
Thanksgiving dinner becomes dinksgiving thinner. π¦π½οΈ
Our love is like a classic love story, filled with passion a..
Our love is like a classic love story, filled with passion and flirtatious banter. ππ
If you're enjoying this journey, show some love with a tip! ..
If you're enjoying this journey, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
What do skeletons say before a big meal at Thanksgiving? π β..
What do skeletons say before a big meal at Thanksgiving? π βBone-appetit!β
Are you a pumpkin spice latte? πβ Because you add sweetness ..
Are you a pumpkin spice latte? πβ Because you add sweetness and warmth to my life. πβ€οΈ
What are the three shortest words in the English language? π..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? π "Is it in?"
Why did the cranberries turn red?πΒ Because they saw the turk..
Why did the cranberries turn red?πΒ Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
I'm the very hot guy your friends warned you about, but don'..
I'm the very hot guy your friends warned you about, but don't worry, I'm worth the risk. π₯π
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? π They ..
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? π They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out.
If you're feeling the good vibes, show it with a tip! β¨π
If you're feeling the good vibes, show it with a tip! β¨π
Let only π stand between us.
Let only π stand between us.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? β Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? β Ken came in another box
If you're a fan of positivity, show it with a tip! ππ
If you're a fan of positivity, show it with a tip! ππ
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? π L..
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? π Lucky
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in commo..
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? π§ A wet nose
Give this post a tip if it brightened your day! βοΈπ
Give this post a tip if it brightened your day! βοΈπ
Why didnβt the cook season the turkey? πΏ There was no thyme!
Why didnβt the cook season the turkey? πΏ There was no thyme!
Flirting with you is my favorite pastime β I just can't get ..
Flirting with you is my favorite pastime β I just can't get enough. ππ₯°
If this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
If this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
What happened when the turkey got in a fight? π¦ The stuffing..
What happened when the turkey got in a fight? π¦ The stuffing was knocked out of him.
Are you a turkey pardon? π¦π Because you've captured my heart..
Are you a turkey pardon? π¦π Because you've captured my heart, no pardoning necessary. ππ
So a vowel saves another vowel's life π Β The other vowel says..
So a vowel saves another vowel's life π Β The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
Why do ghosts love fall? π» Because itβs boo-tiful!
Why do ghosts love fall? π» Because itβs boo-tiful!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile...
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. π·π
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? π One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
If you're digging this, let me know with a tip! ππ―
If you're digging this, let me know with a tip! ππ―
They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? π..
They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? ππ«β€οΈ
