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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving..
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? π¦π¦ Quack, quack!
Can I be your pumpkin pie? π₯§π I promise to be sweet and irre..
Can I be your pumpkin pie? π₯§π I promise to be sweet and irresistible. ππ
What drink do lobsters have in the morning? βοΈπ¦ Clawfee
What drink do lobsters have in the morning? βοΈπ¦ Clawfee
I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure..
I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though π«π₯΄
I must be a snowflake βοΈ because I've fallen for you and I c..
I must be a snowflake βοΈ because I've fallen for you and I can't seem to melt away. βοΈπ
Which days are the strongest? πͺ Saturday and Sunday. The res..
Which days are the strongest? πͺ Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
Drop a tip if my tits are your favorite π
Drop a tip if my tits are your favorite π
I'm training to be an π, and my first mission is to explore ..
I'm training to be an π, and my first mission is to explore Uranus.
whats an eskimos favorite morning treat π― a brrrr-rito
whats an eskimos favorite morning treat π― a brrrr-rito
π΅ If you're horny and you know it drop a tip π΅
π΅ If you're horny and you know it drop a tip π΅
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? π©βπΎπ§βπΎΒ Your clo..
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? π©βπΎπ§βπΎΒ Your close group of Palgrims
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't co..
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment? π§
If I make you Happy π Tipping is a way to return the favor
If I make you Happy π Tipping is a way to return the favor
What's a potato's least favorite game to play? π Β MASH
What's a potato's least favorite game to play? π Β MASH
Just a friendly reminder that you're incredibly attractive π..
Just a friendly reminder that you're incredibly attractive π inside and out. π₯π«
Tip if you'd play with me π₯°
Tip if you'd play with me π₯°
What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? πΒ Gr..
What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? πΒ Gratitude
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude song? π΅π I'll serenade ..
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude song? π΅π I'll serenade you with love and appreciation. πβ€οΈ
What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at..
What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day? β° A ringing nightmare
What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? π¦π³ Th..
What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? π¦π³ Thanksgiving breakfast
Life is so much more colorful π with you around, and I can't..
Life is so much more colorful π with you around, and I can't wait to create beautiful memories together. π¨π
I'm afraid for the calendar π Its days are numbered
I'm afraid for the calendar π Its days are numbered
Tip then tell me what you'd do next π
Tip then tell me what you'd do next π
Want to help me get on Santaβs naughty list this year? π ππ
Want to help me get on Santaβs naughty list this year? π ππ
what happens when coffee grounds get spilled? βοΈ they get gr..
what happens when coffee grounds get spilled? βοΈ they get grounded
Drop a tip if you like what you see π₯°
Drop a tip if you like what you see π₯°
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving? π₯΄π€£ I have no idea..
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving? π₯΄π€£ I have no idea, but I suspect fowl play
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? πΌ They'r..
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? πΌ They're both Paris sites
Tip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep π₯°
Tip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep π₯°
What do you call a turkeyβs evil twin? π¦π¦ A GobblegΓ€nger
What do you call a turkeyβs evil twin? π¦π¦ A GobblegΓ€nger
