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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #109 [AUDIO]

Intro00:00:00 - slimes mouth00:01:43 - slimes most problematic takeThe Questions00:02:39 - My co-worker has HIV and won't tell anyone.00:15:34 - Should I let my daughter watch a Disney show with what the actors do on the side?00:26:23 - My friends broke my couch, should I make them pay?00:30:15 - I had sex with my co-workers fiancé the same night they broke up.00:38:42 - Emetophobia is taking a toll on my life.00:49:50 - I'm anxious abou...

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #109 [VIDEO]

Intro00:00:00 - slimes mouth00:01:43 - slimes most problematic takeThe Questions00:02:39 - My co-worker has HIV and won't tell anyone.00:15:34 - Should I let my daughter watch a Disney show with what the actors do on the side?00:26:23 - My friends broke my couch, should I make them pay?00:30:15 - I had sex with my co-workers fiancé the same night they broke up.00:38:42 - Emetophobia is taking a toll on my life.00:49:50 - I'm anxious abou...

Ep. 177 Premium - the dog debate [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - the boys are still talking about dogs00:08:54 - google ai is tricking people00:10:53 - ai is just lying00:11:25 - mark zuckerberg photo00:12:20 - calling shakedrizzle about league00:17:47 - frags don't matter in league00:21:10 - leaving your baby outside a restaurant00:27:42 - europeans00:31:00 - least favourite country in Europe00:33:36 - south africa00:35:20 - the boys talk league00:37:32 - arcane season 200:41:11 - kai cenat00:4...

Ep. 177 Premium - the dog debate [AUDIO]

Ep. 176 Premium - the old internet [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - what were they saying?00:00:11 - how much the yard has cut00:01:03 - the yard lost episode00:01:35 - ludwig is in france00:03:41 - atrioc made aiden sound like a dumbass00:04:40 - tariffs00:06:36 - slime is getting a gum graft00:08:22 - turkey dinner ice cream00:08:51 - dog debate 200:11:37 - courtesy laughs00:14:00 - yard fan content00:16:17 - searching on google00:18:55 - ad blockers00:23:10 - the old internet00:27:17 - bluesky usern...

Ep. 176 Premium - the old internet [AUDIO]

Freaky Friday (2018) ft. Nick & Slime

Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:https://drive.google.com/file/d/166msO0QKJPdr-CRTjB-DsKxhluWgzZJz/viewThe timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.EXAMPLE:0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

Ep. 175 Premium - the guys get crass [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - dane cook00:01:04 - what was your playground activity? 00:03:23 - sex ed00:07:50 - other playground activities00:11:18 - tether ball00:13:39 - gaming in school00:14:26 - boys get crass00:15:00 - ghost cum00:16:19 - azoospermia00:18:18 - the cursing club00:19:18 - 1,000 mice was sent to a store by accident00:21:20 - eating squid00:22:54 - who is better at basketball00:26:51 - don't park on the grass 202400:30:34 - holding the reacts...

Ep. 175 Premium - the guys get crass [AUDIO]

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Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama (2005) ft. Slime & Nick

Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:https://drive.google.com/file/d/166msO0QKJPdr-CRTjB-DsKxhluWgzZJz/viewThe timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.EXAMPLE:0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

Ep. 174 Premium - the leftist joe rogan [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - instant crash-out00:00:50 - ludwig opened 100 Christmas presents00:03:20 - slime has been waiting to say this to aiden00:04:40 - ludwig congratulates aiden for his basketball skill00:06:00 - aidens showed his parents his halloween party costume00:09:58 - ludwig needs to save slime00:11:50 - an old man called a foul on ludwig00:15:03 - brett favre 00:17:28 - the lowest ranked state for education00:20:19 - ai explains the brett favre cas...

Ep. 174 Premium - the leftist joe rogan [AUDIO]

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #108 [AUDIO]

Intro00:00:00 - the electionThe Questions00:03:25 - I'm turning 30, I look after my mother, I have no higher education, I struggle to meet new people and I have no prospects of a future. What do I do? 00:22:21 - I work at a gas station, should I start a fling with my 50 year old customer?00:31:08 - My girlfriend showers with her best friend.00:42:02 - I accidentally dropped my aunts dog, how much of the medical bills do I have to pay for?

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #108 [VIDEO]

Intro00:00:00 - the electionThe Questions00:03:25 - I'm turning 30, I look after my mother, I have no higher education, I struggle to meet new people and I have no prospects of a future. What do I do? 00:22:21 - I work at a gas station, should I start a fling with my 50 year old customer?00:31:08 - My girlfriend showers with her best friend.00:42:02 - I accidentally dropped my aunts dog, how much of the medical bills do I have to pay for?

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure (2011) ft. Slime & Aiden

Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:https://drive.google.com/file/d/166msO0QKJPdr-CRTjB-DsKxhluWgzZJz/viewThe timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.EXAMPLE:0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

Ep. 173 Premium - world greatest [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - mafiathon 200:01:42 - drakes cornrows00:03:27 - aiden gave up smoke00:04:10 - coney00:04:30 - nick is OLD 00:04:59 - the youngest guy in the room00:07:25 - streaming the election00:10:58 - aiden met william hung at the doctors office00:14:21 - aiden went to freetown christiania00:18:26 - tiny house & van life00:25:16 - stanz and shame00:33:42 - slime got scammed out of $1,00000:35:38 - aiden went to switzerland00:39:43 - slime and ludw...

Ep. 173 Premium - world greatest [AUDIO]

Ep. 172 Premium - we turned aiden into a skeleton [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - ludwig made a big trade yesterday00:03:00 - slimes tweet about the rizzler hit normie twitter00:07:00 - baby hitlers skeleton00:09:00 - new fits00:09:50 - guessing the hospital people were born in 00:10:30 - shoobi's new animation! (@ShoobiArt on twitter) 00:13:00 - unfortunate names00:17:12 - twitter during WW200:17:48 - elon jumping in an X shape00:19:25 - elons favourite game00:21:43 - kragg is a republican00:23:26 - tom brady g...

Ep. 172 Premium - we turned aiden into a skeleton [AUDIO]

Ep. 171 Premium - Slime & Nick Power Hour [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - mic check 1200:02:00 - we're doing a power hour!00:03:11 - where is aiden & lud?00:04:10 - seeds or kernels?00:05:19 - ludwigs chair00:06:13 - aiden is in sweden00:09:13 - most generational stream of all time00:18:31 - normies playing sports games00:22:00 - lunchly mould00:23:33 - food that slime hates00:25:05 - colorado00:26:28 - joshmans stomach problems00:28:28 - old toys were weird00:29:48 - nintendo invented so much stuff00:33...

Ep. 171 Premium - Slime & Nick Power Hour [AUDIO]

Ep. 170 Premium - the boys fight over cookies [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - asmongold00:09:05 - the nilla wafers00:12:00 - who gets the wafers? 00:15:38 - trying the wafers00:18:17 - serj tankian on last meal00:20:09 - the boys really want more wafers00:21:56 - the boys play a game00:27:19 - verdict00:30:10 - high school friends apologising for what they did00:33:36 - aiden setting up a fire with gasoline 00:34:46 - fireworks00:38:34 - guy asked slime to run him over00:39:50 - streamer in LA who turns up to cr...

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Ep. 170 Premium - the boys fight over cookies [AUDIO]

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #107 [AUDIO]

Intro00:00:00 - aiden went to a smash event00:02:35 - late night BTS adverts00:07:14 - advice intro song (kidz bop edition)The Questions00:11:37 - How do I come to terms with my friends sudden passing and make peace with letting him go?00:26:09 - How do you deal with inadequacy/comparison and not appreciating what you have already?00:52:23 - Can I make a "peg me" PowerPoint for my wife?

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #107 [VIDEO]

Intro00:00:00 - aiden went to a smash event00:02:35 - late night BTS adverts00:07:14 - advice intro song (kidz bop edition)The Questions00:11:37 - How do I come to terms with my friends sudden passing and make peace with letting him go?00:26:09 - How do you deal with inadequacy/comparison and not appreciating what you have already?00:52:23 - Can I make a "peg me" PowerPoint for my wife?

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #106 [AUDIO]

Intro00:00:00 - intro00:01:30 - Lupe Fiasco00:07:32 - when was the last time you called the police?The Questions00:16:30 - I was offered a full ride scholarship to play Overwatch.00:36:40 - My father-in-law is a Neo-nazi.00:51:38 - I work for the Military Industrial Complex.

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #106 [VIDEO]

Intro00:00:00 - intro00:01:30 - Lupe Fiasco00:07:32 - when was the last time you called the police?The Questions00:16:30 - I was offered a full ride scholarship to play Overwatch.00:36:40 - My father-in-law is a Neo-nazi.00:51:38 - I work for the Military Industrial Complex.

Ep. 169 Premium - Hash out or Crash out! Basketball Edition [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - slimes traffic route00:02:32 - Hash out or Crash out! Basketball Edition00:30:08 - the verdict00:31:42 - nick doesn't go to basketball anymore00:32:11 - nicks trickshot00:44:44 - ludwig league update00:47:06 - ludwig crash out00:56:15 - mayas kickflip01:00:26 - the human centipede01:04:27 - slime wants to play league with ludwig