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April Plans (and this ain't no foolin'!)

What I'm hoping to get out this month:- a corruption suit and tie TF (already 8 pages into this one!)- another time travel extravaganza, which decade could it beeeee?- better progress pics for the Daddies b/c my actual prep diet starts on Sunday, HEEELLLPPP (but these abs are really starting to pop)- if it comes through, another commissioned gift (aka a story not by me!)I see you all unsubscribing and I'm here to tell you, you'll be s...

Command Performance

I promised you a present, and here it is! Pappy Wolf (vikingbeast69 on FA) is a brilliant writer and when I brought him this idea, he ran with it. Godric from Master of Magic has returned!I knew if anyone aside from me could write a Godric story, it was Pappy - and I love how he describes not only Godric himself, but his show. It's a lot of fun to read a story featuring one of your characters, because you're hearing their words in the voi...

Old School Men: The Cowboy

You know how sometimes, you take such a good nap that you wake up unsure of where you are? Multiply that by 100, and you have the situation Addison Winfield has found himself in.

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Illustration: Clothes Make the Man

In honor of the first story I ever posted on Patreon, I commissioned the fabulous Lokitu to draw the before and after of that big sexy bear Saul, and how he began as the antsy lad Dylan. I think he captured their spirits quite well. And - it must be said - the tits.Thanks to this Patreon and the support of all of you, I can commission more illustrations like this one! Very excited to share it with you all exclusively. You saw it here first!

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The Marine Corps Builds Men

Devin's interest in a mysterious building in his hometown sets him on a very different path in life.

Q&Aardy - February

I'm so excited to hit 170 patrons again - I see some returning faces along with new names, so welcome everyone! I hope you stick around and tell your friends :)A half-done story I've been stuck on for a while has finally started working again and I've got a good pace going with it, so I'm looking to get that out before the end of the month. It's got uniforms, but not cops. Hmmmmm! What could it beeeee?In the meantime...ask awa...

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The House Always Wins: The Sequence

Sweet religious boy Isaac morphed into wealthy Vegas bad boy Win Fontaine in my story House Always Wins, and now you can see it in full, ravishing color!Once again, a huge thank you to Davy for commissioning this incredible artwork from Baraland_2lub. So gorgeous - as gorgeous as Win himself up there! That body! That shirt! The jaw! Whew, someone hose me down.

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Plaything

Steve Carson is a typical divorced dad enjoying a weekend without his kids. But before the weekend is out, he'll be a whole new man.

Vote on potential story

As you may have seen mentioned on Twitter, I like the idea of a wannabe crypto bro turning into a blue collar worker. Haven't started writing it, but if I did, what job would you like to see him end up as?(And if I don't write this particular story, always nice to know what sort of jobs you all want to see more of anyway :)

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Meet: The Bearapist

As promised, Dr. Garrison Ridley in his full glory. Credit for this goes to SolidBone!Fun fact: this beefy fella was always intended to be a therapist, but I had a whole different plot planned that just never quite worked, until I landed on the concept you all read last month. It was really fun to have a final image to write against. Nothing like having a big pair of knockers in your mind as you write their creation, eh?

Cultural Changes

I love a good cultural change, and I also love a surprise - this is why I never write the typical "Tom had never been to Japan before but he was always very fascinated by Japanese culture..." types of stories. And it feels like it's been a while since I wrote a big cultural change, although that's partly because I know it's sensitive territory and I only do one if I feel confident I can write it correctly.For my upper tier pat...

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The Yassification of Dad

I've started work on a new story and I've gotten into whipping up some FaceApp magic to inspire myself. Here's one of a typical suburban dad turning into Chad 5000. Story won't be QUITE this extreme but thought I'd share for whoever enjoys such madness!

The Bearapist

All Ridley wants is somewhere he can vape without going out in the snow. But the spot he selects isn't as isolated as he thinks.Illustration by SolidBone!

Just out of curiosity:

Which do you like more?

Story this week!

And it has a beautiful illustration of our main man…

Trying to finish this story...

...but I just keep cumming.

Working on something...

Still very much in the writing process with this, but I'm hoping it'll keep coming together as well as it has been so far...this pique your interest?--------The building was non-descript; a two story structure with cream-colored walls and kaleidoscopic carpets that swallowed all sounds, making it as quiet as a library. Signs with arrows pointing up the stars or down the hall filled the need for a receptionist, and despite the windows show...

Q&Aardy - January

Hello sexy friends! Let's kick off the year with an AMA. I've noticed some new signups and am excited to get you all a story very soon, but in the meantime let's chat!- comment your question below and I will reply in my own comment- if you'd like to be anonymous, DM it to me and I will respond publicly here :)

Holiday Update

Hello my friends! I wanted to give you a quick digest as to what's up this month in Aardvark world.I'm working on two stories right now, one of which seems to be taking off in my head and I think is going to evolve into something worthy of publishing. But I'm traveling for Christmas - only a few days - so we'll see if I get a chance to do some writing and finish it in time to post this month. If I don't, there will likely be t...

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Bad Cop Illustration

I know the police are still a hot button topic here in the USA, but this is from an old story - Bad Cop - where a wayward delivery boy morphs into a huge, hunky motorcycle daddy. Thanks to patron and reader Davy who commissioned this beautiful artwork from Qaisan. I hope at the very least, you can enjoy the sight of an ill-fitting shirt over some tig ol' bitties :3Thank you for commissioning it, Davy, and for generously allowing me to share i...

The House Always Wins

Isaac McDaniel is sweet and sheltered, but an unplanned night in Las Vegas has him discovering some new passions.

Up next...

Instead of previewing the beginning of the story, I'm going to show you a big scene from one that should be posted sometime next week...-----Vegas hotels were so big. The night prior, the McDaniels stayed at a Hampton Inn, where the elevators, breakfast area, front desk, and parking lot were all about ten steps from each other. But this time when Isaac got off the elevator, he had a three minute walk to just reach the lobby, and another minut...

Q&Aardy - November

What's up Bodybuilders and Muscle Daddies, got a question for me? (Not like I'm hard to reach, but here's a dedicated forum!)- comment your question below and I will reply in my own comment- if you'd like to be anonymous, DM it to me and I will respond publicly here :)

Buff Businessmen Bureau

A bored young man begins to notice a curiously high number of muscled men in suits at the resort where he's staying. What could they possibly be up to?

New story tomorrow!

Just frantically editing right now...

Based on a not true story

While not specifically a Halloween tale, this one is inspired by a somewhat-scary movie (that is based on a book). Hoping to have it up before the end of the month. Can you guess which flick was in my head as I wrote this?--------Nolan saw the first one on the hotel elevator. Tall, black suit, face like a brick - the kind of face people called a mug. Nolan assumed the guy was security; he certainly had the build for it, with shoulders so broad th...

Workin'

Hello beautiful people!I think the last couple months I've over-promised things and haven't fully delivered (aka doing one story a month instead of two) so this month I'll just say: I'm working and writing and also lifting a lot of heavy things in my downtime, and there will be more to come out of all of that! Thank you for being here and stay tuned, hehe...

Sweet Sixty-One

It's Kyle's birthday! Happy Birthday, Kyle! Sorry the candles on your cake are in the wrong order...

New story tomorrow

That's right kids. This one has it all! Age progression! Age regression! Golden boy jocks! Hairy bodybuilders! A happy ending, and I don't just mean when a guy nuts in his pants!Don't miss out, is what I'm saying.

Coming Up Next

Goal for this one is later this week. I have much more written than this, but c'mon, I can't show you everything just yet...--------It was an off year. That’s what Kyle Jackson called them: off years. Those were the years when his family moved to a new place and he didn’t know anybody again. When your dad was in the military, it was just a part of life. Every two years, a new house. There were a few boxes in the basement that hadn’t...

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