Sseth posts
Posts: 117
Files: 134
Recovered from the coof
I've been feeling fine for a while now, the worst of the 3 weeks is long past, I've been working on a video originally intended for May during this time, and it should be out on the 30th of June.Apologies for all the delays,sincerely,Sseth
Caught the coof again
Genuinely thought I wouldn't have to write here because - it's the third time I caught this damn plague, how bad could it be?Turns out, it's not progressing, but it's not resolving either. I lost about half of this month to bone pain and immense fatigue. My body can manage a couple hours of wakefulness every day before I collapse and repeat the cycle (and that's with prescription stimulants).TL;DR Next video still coming, just...
Company of Heroes 2 Review | Historically Accurate Edition™
A gripping taleof how good defeats evil.And then hires them to work for NASA.
Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™
I missed April fools.This is not satire.This is real life.Apologies for the delays - I took a much more laidback approach with the construction of this one and hopefully I'm on the path to reducing my ego tripping in regards to the presumed quality of productions.I hope you enjoy,sincerely,Sseth
Bloons TD 6 Review | Losing It™ Edition
I relinquish any and all hold on my sanity,I embrace the freedom of oblivion.Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/960090/Bloons_TD_6/ I know I took a long ass time to get to this. TL;DR struggled with methylphenidate withdrawal, I got clean, but that doesn't mean my brain magically starts working like people might believe. On the plus side, experienced good amounts of ego death and had my hubris unravel, which is a necessary compo...
Discord Server
Go to my subscribestar and follow the link because they don't like me linking it here.Don't bother with shenanigans, its scheduled to self destruct each week.Everything is automated - good luck killing stuff scheduled to die.
Highfleet Review | Photosensitive™ Seizure™ Edition™
Despite my fiber cables being cut since Wednesday with no end in sight, I've scraped together enough mobile data for an upload. The game itself just went on sale, which is very convenient timing.30% off on Steam until December 1st:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1434950/HighFleet/Again, my sincerest apologies for all the delays and I hope you'll enjoy,Sincerely,Sseth
Vid done, no internet
My fiber cables have been cut and I literally live in the middle of nowhere.Technicians said the earliest they can get here is somewhere next week.There's a radio tower nearby - which is why i'm able to write this.Worst case scenario? I'm gonna - slowly - upload that 2Gb video with mobile data.See ya around!And again, apologies for the inconvenience.
Apologies for missing halloween
I'm not dead - video is in production but I didn't manage to get it done for the 31st, it should be out soon however - like early November.All my love and blessings to everyone,Thank you for your patience,Sseth
Amazing Cultivation Simulator Review | CCP™ Edition™
Dedicated to Xi Jingping and the splendor of China.Buy on GOG (20% off) (10 days):https://af.gog.com/acs?as=1630110786Mods: https://bit.ly/ACSModsGuides: https://bit.ly/ACSGuidesEnjoy.I know this upload took ages, had a lot of stuff I had to handle and I'm glad to finally finish it.Sorry for my absence, I'll get to your messages as soon as I can.I just need to collapse for now.Sincerely, Sseth
Discord Access
Q: Where's the discordA: I had a nice chat with Patreon staff about a month ago - they are genuinely fine with everything i'm doing - except the unspeakable acts of anthropomorphic characters all over the discord. So they asked if I could just not link it, whether publicly or privately on patreon.However, you'll always find a link to it on my site or SubscribeStar.Q: how do I access my ben 10 nsfw contentA: Go to my site, go to Mercha...
New Discord
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Might and Magic VI (Re)Review | Dementia™ Edition™
No merchants were charged in the making of this video. It's another freebie.Special thanks to Paul Anthony Romero - one of the best human beings out there.Buy the entire Might & Magic Series, up to 85% off (goes from 75% and increases if you buy more in a bundle):https://www.gog.com/magicssethDownload the mod (Requires Might and Magic VIII: Day of the Destroyer):https://www.celestialheavens.com/forum/10/16657Non-Spoiler Walkthroughs:https://w...
The Nations Review | Filler™ Episode™
The finest Austro-Hungarian Matriarchy sim of the early 2000s.I assure you it doesn't run with any number of fixes on windows 10 or 7,but it does on XP.If you're still interested, you can get a copy here:https://www.gog.com/game/the_nations_gold_editionApologies for the delays - I am not dead, just working on longer projects.Naturally this is a freebie, no merchants have been charged in the making of this.Warm regards,Sseth
Pharaoh Review | featuring Caesar 3 from the SPQR Series™
The best of Trauma-based citybuilding since 1999.Discounts on everything I ever sold on GOG including Pharaoh:https://www.gog.com/partner/ssethUseful resources, guides and FAQs:http://pharaoh.heavengames.com/Happy new year brothers, thank you for everything you've given me. I won't take that for granted and I'll strive to work harder the next one.Sincerely,Sseth
Merchants Guild Discord
'How do I get into the discord?'in three easy steps1. LINK A DISCORDGo to my site and register an account:https://www.ssethtzeentach.com/merchants-marketVerify your email, and log in with your username. (Case sEnSiTiVe)On the left, paste your DISCORD ID (NOT your Discord username).You can find this by going to Discord and clicking 'User Settings' (Cogwheel at bottom left)-> 'Appearance' -> scroll down and tick 'Develop...
Caves of Qud Review | Admired By None Edition™
You died.You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.BUY ($1 less) until OCT 27th:https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHCAVESOFQUD10?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87This one's a freebie, as a consolation for the inordinate amount of time that's been spent on it and the nature of the subject (roguelike 'tism).Please enjoy,sincerely,Sseth
Merchant's Discord Server
CLICK HERE HERE TO JOINhttps://discord.gg/wKTrDxk"What happened to the old one?"No idea.On other news, Outer Heaven is live and well in its early stages. We control the server. And we're not beholden to off-site policy.[Registrations open and close periodically]https://merchants.ssethtzeentach.com/
Endless Space 2 Review | Jingoist Joy™ Edition
The academy demands you pay reparations for your damage.Outro by a fellow merchant:https://crthead.bandcamp.com/album/turbo-force-gunmetal-zeroApologies for all the delays. This has been an all-consuming process which I won't repeat anytime soon. Deprived of sleep and barely conscious, I shall soon collapse on the nearby couch. I only hope it was worth the wait, and that the quality comes out as acceptable despite the prolonged length.I'l...
Recettear Review | Capitalism Ho! | Merchant Edition
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the bakerthat we expect our dinner,but from their regard to their own interest.- Adam Smith.P.S It's 80% off until July 9th (about 3 USD/EUR):https://store.steampowered.com/app/70400/Recettear_An_Item_Shops_Tale/STREAMS HAPPENING: https://dlive.tv/SsethTzeentachEvery Saturday: July 4 / 11 / 18 / 2515:00 - 17:00 UTC/GMTTIMES (convert for your timezone): https://bit.ly/July2020SsethN...
Outward Review | Prepare to Fry™ Edition
Quebec 2020 GDP Growth forecast has increased to 2.1%.I cut some concessions from the GOG folks, so it's 65% off, $15 from June 12-15.https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHOUTWARD65?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87I spent a little too long on this one - but it was an interesting journey.Also i'm severely behind on answering messages.That's no excuse, but I'll get on it immediately after.Please take care and enjoy,Sincerely,Ss...
Wizardry 8 Review | Extreme™ Roleplaying™
Featuring Knudsen from the Devil May Cry™ Series.Click link:Get the game for $1 from May 8th - May 12th.https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHWIZARDRY890?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87Don't click link:Get the game for $2 from May 8th - May 15th.https://www.gog.com/game/wizardry_8I'll attach some useful walkthroughs and guides later.I know it's been a long time since a feature length release!So - please enjoy.Sincerely,Sseth
Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering
In my darkest dreams I still hear them.Squawking. Cacawing. Shrieking.If you're feeling masochistic or just curious of how far the path of progress has taken us, you can grab a copy off GOG.com: https://www.gog.com/game/total_annihilation_kingdomsSince the last episode, me and my better half have managed to escape the nitrous oxide huffing streets of England. Unfortunately, we did get quarantined immediately upon escape, and thus there's ...
NEO Scavenger Review | Struggle™ | Survive™ | Sell Sewer Water™
Reclaim your BIRTHRIGHT.Reclaim your THRONEReclaim - the PARK BENCH.It's a bit pricey honestly, but if you're interested you can get a copy here:GOG: https://www.gog.com/game/neo_scavengerSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/248860/NEO_Scavenger/This video comes a bit late and serves as a small stop-gap anime filler episode while Sseth and his better half plan a tactical relocation into safer vistas.As such it's a freebie that to...
Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Available in 221 Countries™
Hey! remember the heroes 5 video?Blocked in 221 countries as of several days agothat's a new high scoreso i had to edit it up and explain the scooby-doo-tier villain shit that 4K Media Inc. has been pulling sorry for the inconveniencebut it should stay up safely and free of copyright issues from now on!please find attached a small collage of which countries are still cool enough to watch the original videoshoutout to Mongoliashoutout to Cambo...
SYNTHETIK REVIEW | ▼LTRA▼IOLENCE EDITION™
Any violence committed by a machine?A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error.Any violence committed by a man?Perfectly natural.Buy it onGOG: https://www.gog.com/game/synthetik_legion_risingSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/528230/SYNTHETIK_Legion_Rising/(Multiplayer works on all copies)If it's too expensive right now, wait until later February.It'll be on sale.(Also new content will come - the ultimate update adds a lot of cool s...
Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™
The last good entry to a legendary series.75% OFF ON GOG.COM (it's like $6-7):https://www.gog.com/game/heroes_of_might_and_magic_5_bundleAll the hentai commissions will be uploaded to my NSFW gallery on my site.My apologies for being so late with the upload, I just wanted to be sure that everything was worth the wait / of acceptable quality.A genuine thank you to everyone for supporting me as long as you have.I'll never take all this for ...
HENTAI VOTING
DLive paid me and as a man of my word, I bring you - a democratically driven crowdfunding project. Vote below and I'll commission the smut you so desire.https://linkto.run/p/7Z92T8QPYOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO VOTE.RESULTS WILL BE IN THE NEXT VIDEO.OUR BUDGET? $1200
Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™
THIS ONE'S FREE.I BAILED ON MY SPONSOR.A man chooses - a coomer obeys.The game is still pretty pricey, but it's a very solid package. Just take my warning to heart and remember that the story can take very quick 180 degree turns from smut to dark and back to rainbows and sunshine in the span of minutes. You can buy it on Steam and MangaGamer, the latter of which offers a hardcopy (if you need something for your bookshelf). https://www.man...
Crusader Kings: 2.0 Review | You can (Not) Afford | Family Edition™
Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus.Kill them all, God will know which are His.Outro theme:https://youtu.be/OKWVNeDYZmUThis one took longer than expected, sorry about that.While it is a very enjoyable game (besides being RNG event simulator hell for most of your time spent playing), I don't recommend buying it. Or at the very least - getting it *heavily* *heavily* discounted since those DLC ain't cheap. Or just grab the base gam...
