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You made this one.
Okay! Time to continue this. But how?You're ... not sure what this has to do with anything.Okay! Yeah, this is something. I mean, there's an extra guy, but this is something.Ah! They're falling on a pillow now. Excellent.But it's on fire. Oh god, everything's on fire.Okay, you are the guy again. Everything's on fire. The Bad Guy is still tusslin. There's a pillow and a door in the background.What do you do?
Nourishment.
You devour an entire jar of pickles in the middle of the kitchen floor like a neanderthal.Or maybe that's not a fair comparison. Has a neanderthal ever, in the history of the world, eaten a pickle? How would that even happen? Could it be that some freak accident in nature once created a single pickle, that a neanderthal then picked up and ate, never to taste that salty, scrumptious goodness again?You think these thoughts.Nourishment++Ideation...
Add your own comment and choose it.
I mean, you could do that.You feel like it would kinda be cheating though.NO!! FOILED BY YOURSELF!!!You go give yourself a middle finger in the mirror.You're starting to grow a mustache. That never looks good on you. You've never been a mustache guy. Beard? Sure. Sideburns? Great. It's the mustache where it all goes wrong.Oh well, it's not like you go outside anyway. And nobody can see half your face when you do.Hm... that update ...
Hug The Bad Guy so he won't be bad
You pop out of the snow behind The Bad guy.You hug him with all your might ...And then suplex him off the mountain.As you fall, it occurs to you that you've been being pretty evil lately.But that's not your fault. You are merely The Guy, after all. It's not even the commenters' fault. It's the fault of the person picking the comments.You are now Shen. You're looking at this post, trying to pick the next comment to draw. Wh...
You're a rogue now, hide.
Before he pulls off his hat, you decide to hide with the speed and effectiveness that only a true rogue can muster.Flawless.He has no idea where you are.You could've stabbed him in the back right now if you hadn't stolen the concept of weapons.Also I think the sky is trying to snitch on you. You suppose that's what you get for messing with the Mountain Bastard.
22. Demolition
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >All roads suddenly converge. The two paths in the wood lead to the same dark house. Both cups of tea are poisoned. And those distinct memories you have in your childhood, of seeing two moons in the sky? You must just have been seeing double.Because only one story remains, and it's up next:< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
Remind him that magic doesn't exist
You inform The Bad Guy that magic isn't real.Wow. You've broken his innocent, childlike belief in magic.How could you do this.You monster.You also pull his hat down over his face for good measure.This causes him to get so angry that, despite having lost his innocent, childlike belief in magic, he develops an rational, adult belief in magic.He starts blasting off fireballs every which way.
Push Mountain Bastard back down the slope
You attempt to push the Mountain Bastard back down the slope.But your plan is thwarted by The Bad Guy, who just arrived and catches him.The Bad Guy then remembers that he's the bad guy and throws the Mountain Bastard down the slope, thereby unthwarting your plan.Realizing that he can no longer use weapons, The Bad Guy changes his class to Mage.You're thinking this might be a boss battle.Oh yeah. Yep. It just started snowing. This is defin...
Ask for the Mountain Bastard's wisdom.
What is your wisdom, Mountain Bastard?"My whole life I've been ascending this mountain. I've walked through snowstorms where I couldn't even see 6 feet in front of me. I've gotten caught in avalanches. Sometimes I slid backwards without even noticing. After all that, I'm still not sure if this is the peak.""But right now, I've stopped to appreciate this view. Even to you, this is a nice view, no doubt. But you&...
Steal the concept of weapons
You pickpocket the universe, grabbing the entire "weapon" item class.Technically, Miner Character has a pick, which is a tool.The Bad Guy has a stalactite (or stalagmite), which is a rock formation.They get to keep them, but can no longer use them as weapons.The Bad Guy resolves to hurt you emotionally instead of physically.Your knife can now only be used for cooking.You fly up to the top of the mountain.The Sky is here.But so is The Moun...
Ask the butterfly to catch you
The butterfly lands on your back in an effort to catch you.You're not sure why you thought a butterfly could lift an entire person.Actually nevermind, you were right and a genius.Wow. This has truly become a homestuck.The Bad Guy and Miner Character are both pissed at you now. Miner Character seems to be able to break through stone quite easily. The Bad Guy is now wielding a stalagmite, or possibly a stalactite, as a weapon. You're not su...
Mine the blocks under him
You mine a block under him. Unfortunately there's just another solid block there, so all you've done is make him shorter. I get what you were going for though, it would've been funny.The miner character punches you in the shin.You are now careening through the air. You're on collision course with the butterfly, and behind the butterfly is a cliff. You cartoonishly left the pickaxe in the air, but you still have the knife.What do y...
Use pickpocket skill
You pickpocket randomly in the darkness.You've pocketed a PICK!The miner you just stole it from turns on his headlamp."Hey, what gives, asshole?? Give me my pick back!"He seems pretty miffed about this whole situation. If you don't give him his pick back, there might be a tussle. But then again, maybe you can get past him somehow.After all, he is justjust aminer character.What now?
21. A Well Full of Marbles
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >Oh were you expecting a CHOICE here??Not today buddy. We've only got 2 stories left so it's time for the RAILROAD.We're gonna start off with Demolition, a story about what happens when you demolish a haunted house. Then we'll do Patching, a story about artificial intelligence.Patching is the one I want to do last, so that leaves on Demolition for 2nd-to-last, but Demolition is also quite good imo. See ...
Change classes to thief.
You change your class to Thief.You now have +5 to health and can slither into any opening. Including this one!To really seal the deal though, you decide to think some evil thoughts, like your nemesis, The Bad Guy would do.Frankly, you never want to visit those dark recesses of your mind. You enter the hole.Damn, it is dark in here. Holy shit.You do like 10 immaculately animated backflips and a hyper-detailed magical girl transformation. This happ...
News + A Gacha Roll
Hey!Been a while since the last news update. As a thank you for reading this, I included a gacha roll at the end.---New Patrons - Can I do a thank you thing??Hey, patrons that joined this week, would you be okay with me using your names in a "thank you new patrons!" thing at the end of my next patreon comic? I'm asking to see how people feel about it in general, as I know some of you use your real names on here, and don't wanna vi...
Retrieve the knife.
You arrive at the site of impact to find the knife, as well as a hole where The Bad Guy hit the rock wall, perfectly in the shape of his body.Too bad it is not in the shape of your body. If this hole was shaped like you, you could go through it. But instead it is in the shape of your dastardly nemesis, The Bad Guy.Dang it.Darn, even.Anyway, you have the dagger now. It's pretty sick. Possibly cursed and/or haunted.You look back at the butterfl...
Kick him in the shin.
You catch The Bad Guy by surprise with a well-placed shin kick,Do you wanna follow that up or?I mean, no pressure. He's probably defeated. You can do other stuff if you want.So, what do you do?
Walk to the right.
You walk to the right.There you find your nemesis, The Bad Guy.He's just like you, but evil.You can tell by the expression of sheer malice on his face.And also by the fact that he has a knife.The Bad Guy brandishes the knife at you. This is like a mugging, except what he wants is not your money, but your joy. He wants to steal your smile.What do you do?
Contemplate the sky.
You lay down and contemplate the sky.The sky contemplates you back.You contemplate harder.The sky contemplates even harder.The sky has been just up there for thousands of years, contemplating the shit out of people. This is the final boss of contemplation you're dealing with here. What were you thinking? You should have challenged maybe a rock or a tree first.Basically, you don't think you're gonna win this one.What now?
Do a little happy dance.
You can do a little dance, but it will not be a happy one.You perform a sorrowful interpretive arrangement. It speaks of suffering. It speaks of the human condition.A nearby butterfly is brought to tears.Now what?
You are the guy.
You are in the place.What do you do?
20. Hell
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >2 orbs appears before you. One is so small that you could fit it in the palm of your hand. The other is so large that it could crush you.Which will it be?The marble, or the wrecking ball?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
19. Reach
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >You're up on a mountain, and a severe blizzard has separated you from your fellow climber. Through the snow, you just just barely make out a figure ... no, wait. There are two figures. One of them must be him. Which do you approach?A Well Full of Marbles or Hell?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
Patreon-Exclusive Face
This is a face for you only. Nobody outside of here even knows that I drew this face. You are among the select few who, as a result of the particular conditions of your life that have led you here, know about it.There are a billion different timelines in which you made different choices and never ended up seeing this face.But you are in this one.What am I to say.What am I to say except congratulations.
18. The Upside Down Cloud
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >Two roads diverge ahead of you.But then they converge again.But then they diverge again.What will it be? Reach or A Well Full of Marbles?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
17. The Clause
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >You're feeling around in the dark. You feel two switches on the wall. One of them, you remember, is the light switch, but the other one is the room wide blender. Which do you hit?Upside Down Cloud or Reach?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
16. The Memory Pawn Shop
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >You're almost done with your ritual, but close the book by accident. Aw shit. You don't have much time. Which page was it on again?The Clause of Upside Down Cloud?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
15. Flavored Water
< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >You tried to launch fortnite, but didn't read the icon careful, and accidentally launched ...HAUNTED FORTNITE.Where are you dropping?The Memory Pawn Shop or The Clause?< PREV | ▤ ARCHIVE | NEXT >
Redesign + The Patreon + L + Ratio
Old AvatarNew AvatarOld LogoNew LogoOld Scary Stories/Comics LogoNew Scary Stories/Comics Logo (Probably most WIP of the bunch)Also, something I forgot to mention in the audio log: If you're one of those people who forgot they left their subscription on, keep in mind it charges on the first of the month! Which is the day after tomorrow, 07/01.So, as much as I will happily gobble up your dollars, don't forget to cancel it if you mean to, a...
