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2024.06.06: On Goes Frasier
Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent.
2024.06.05: Tucker Did It
Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.Linkdump: 2024.06.05: Tucker Did It – Morning Somewhere
2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind
Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix.Linkdump: 2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind – Morning SomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning01:20 Battle of the Box Office05:20 Make Pixar Great Again08:00 Understanding Scottish10:00 Meat Spill12:50 Pixar Power Lunch15:00 Monsters Prequel15:55 The Charm of Wall E17:25 Crazy Kangaroos19:40 The...
2024.06.03: Crime Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime.Linkdump: 2024.06.03: Crime Time – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Keep Them Separated02:25 Netflix Goes Minecraft04:00 The Superman Problem06:40 Tomb Raider Animated Series07:10 The Other Tomb Raider Series09:10 It Belongs in a Museum09:40 Speaking of Fossils... Mike Tyson13:00 The Mona...
[BONUS] 2024.06.02: Q&A Part The Third
Ashley and Burns answer your questions as submitted!Music is Pesticides by Mosellehttps://open.spotify.com/track/4aKkU38qgSKSxpSW3Cuzdi?si=5ff3b5533c2e4651
2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships.Q&A this weekend! Check out the post on the main page to submit questions.Linkdump: 2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Losing Meme Pets02:45 Non Fungible Memes04:00 Weekend Somewhere05:50 Casualties of War07:00 Chasing Cheese09:30 New Ol...
Taking Questions for Q&A #3
We return again, for the first time*, for the last time* to answer the queriest of questions. What mysteries of the world can we unravel for you? Look for the answers this weekend, exclusively for our Tier 2 and Tier 3 patrons.*not accurate or financial advice
2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems
Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys.Linkdump: 2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems – Morning SomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning00:45 Overrun by Monkeys05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance09:05 Iceland Eruption10:00 Fight the Climate11:10 Billionaires in Submarines13:30 Ghost Harvest14:05 Leaky Boeing Spacecraft18:20 Monkey Space Vandalism19:05 Thank You and Goodnight
2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost
Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague.Linkdump: 2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Changes in Learning03:30 Relevant Controversy05:10 Jennifer Lopez Has a Bad Year06:45 Taylor Swift vs Billie Eilish08:50 Childish Gambino Album Patch Update10:50 Running out of Ghosts12:30 AI Ghosts14:00 Cicada Invasion15:15 Horsemen M...
2024.05.28 C Minus A Equals Bees
Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism.Please see our post about updating your addresss if you are a Co-Founder!Linkdump: 2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees – Morning Somewhere
Co-founders Club Challenge Coin Update
Good morning! We've got an update on our Co-founders Club challenge coins to share.The coins are headed our way and then we will send them on to our co-founding patrons. We really appreciate all the support you've thrown our way as we've launched this Patreon, and we'd like to make an additional gesture of thanks by covering the shipping costs for getting these coins out to you. That means there won't be any additional payment...
2024.05.27 Dogs On A Plane!
Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere.Linkdump: 2024.05.27: Dogs on a Plane – Morning Somewhere
[BONUS] 2024.05.26: Full Spoiler Furiosa Talk
Bonus Patreon content! Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Furiosa movie. We don't really talk spoilers until the 18 minute mark. So, even if you haven't seen it there is something here for you to enjoy.Full Spoilers Within For:FuriosaMad Max: Fury Road
2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended
Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week.Linkdump: 2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended – Morning SomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning00:55 Friday Lightning Round02:40 Naming Athletes05:30 Geralt Hemsworth07:40 80s Fantasy09:05 NCAA Settlement10:25 Dune 2000 and Syfy Magic11:25 Who Tried to Steal Graceland13:10 Burnie Goes to the White House16:00 Lou Ferrigno17:55...
2024.05.23: That's Mister Soleil To You
Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out.Linkdump: 2024.05.23: That’s Mister Soleil To You – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Called Out01:05 More Than Ultimate01:35 Aquatic Paint02:05 Local Whisky03:05 Staying Positive05:55 We Live in a Country06:45 Olympics Are Coming10:30 Whisky Making13:00 Olga Kay14:05 Circus of the ...
2024.05.22 Creative Title
Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton.Linkdump: 2024.05.22: Creative Title – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 I Have Notes04:45 Deadly Turbulence06:25 Bones About Metric08:15 Back to the Plane10:05 The Worst Airplane Story15:15 Safest Modes of Travel16:30 Victorian Hussies19:00 Total Recall20:15 Thank You and Goodnight
2024.05.21 Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time.Linkdump: 2024.05.21: Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era – Morning Somewhere
2024.05.20: Furyousted
Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news.Linkdump: 2024.05.20: Furyousted – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack04:14 SNL Joke Swap05:30 The Danger of Youth07:20 Kendrick Lamar vs Michael Che08:15 Leaning Into Viral Success09:10 Fallout is a M...
Join Us Now for Game Night
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2024.05.17 Gerald Of Riverside
Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week.Linkdump: 2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:30 Gerald of Riverside03:20 Feeling Froggy03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong05:35 Furiosa06:35 Megalopolis Reception07:35 Malkovich Impressions09:35 The Guy Who Learned About Steve Buscemi10:05 Oh Th...
2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode
Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.Linkdump: 2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode – Morning Somewhere
2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.Linkdump: 2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas16:50 Cannes Kicks Off18:00 Megalopolis2...
2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble
Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes.Linkdump: 2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble – Morning SomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri15:00 Rough Night Mr President16:15 Programs Programming Programs18:10 Bumble Fumble24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky25:00 Thank You and Goodnight
2024.05.13: Out Of Your Element
Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot.Timestamps00:00 Good Morning01:20 Territorial About the Sky05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas13:25 Escape From New York14:25 Dating AI Concierges17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves19:35 Too Much Screentime20:40 Apes. Together. Strong.21:20 Box Office on Repeat24:45 Thank You and Goodnight
[BONUS] 2024.05.12: Red vs Blue Movie Night (01h 22m run time)
Play your copy of Restoration and follow along with Burnie as he reveals some of his motiviations for some of the moments in the Red vs Blue series finale and stories from the twenty-one year run.CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RVB RestorationWe politely ask that you do not post or share this audio elsewhere as it is intended strictly for our Patreon audience. Thank you for being a supporter of our podcast!
2024.05.10: Established 1898
Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories.
2024.05.09: We Have A Legal Contract
Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX.Thank you fror supporting our Patreon!
2024.05.08: Let's Sue America
Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses.
2024.05.07: Zendaya Zerged My Cloudsong
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys.Timestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration08:40 The Boys12:45 The Walking Dead15:10 Furiosa18:05 Superman First Look20:25 The Batman22:45 Met Gala24:40 Red Carpet Style27:40 Thank You and Goodnight
2024.05.06: An End To Shrimp
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food.00:00 Good Morning00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster07:20 The Fall Guy09:45 Diss Tracks11:35 Snakes in Pants14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Crafter15:20 Endless Shrimp17:00 Red vs Blue Restoration18:25 Thanks18:55 Cheese Train19:30 Burnie's Instagram Game
