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Patreon: Benchwarmer Ch 21

HERE IT IS. AS I SAID. IT HAS ARRIVED.ENJOY. AND GIVE THOTS.

The Last Year Has Been Rough....

Money problems. Housing. Health. Three dead family members, and my mother's sudden onset of a seafood allergy that nearly took her off this mortal coil like a week ago.It's been rough. And I'm sorry I haven't been on here as often as I should be. Those hits keep coming and its taking my energy. Know what I mean?But, hopefully, this year will be better. Right? Right.And thank you all for being here for me. I wouldn't have made ...

Bench Warmer Is....

COMING OUT SOON. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY. AND SORRY FOR THE WAIT.

Knothole Chapter 1: The Pilot Episode

Remember that one thing I brought up as a voting option a while ago? That Sonic thing, where Tails the Fox aged himself up after a mistake involving head trauma and Chaos energy doing the rest?Well, someone decided they wanted to commission something for it! A teaser, as it were! Because they felt that it had potential! That it could be great!Tell me, and the commissioner, what you think!

MERRY....

LATE CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS EVE!And a Happy New Year's Eve to all!

Pink, Ponk, and Pinkest: This Time With Feeling Chapter Two

WHOO! THE FIRST OF THE VOTED IN PATREON STORIES IS DONE! WHOOOOO!I think this is a good one! One of my better ones, even! People who've never even read/watched MLP like it! That's good, right?RIGHT!??!:p

Patreon: Benchwarmer Ch 20 (Revised)

YEAH. I DID IT AGAIN. I GOT THE LAST CHAPTER AND MADE IT BETTER. MUCH BETTER.READ IT AND WEEP.Or make d'awwing noises. One or. :PAnd I'm working on the Patreon voting things! Poking at Ponk and LDGTS as we speak!Wait warmly!

Benchwarmer Ch 20: Inoichi Interlude 1

THERE. DID IT. ITS SHORT. JUST A BIT. BUT THEY ARE WORDS INDEED, AND SETUP FOR THE FUTURE CHAPTERS TO COME.But, of course, if you have any opinions, I'd love to hear them. And this might get larger at a later point if it becomes necessary. You know. As I do.Please, enjoy! Or don't! Just tell me which it was, please?:P

What Does the Fox Say? Moo! Chapter 13

IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST DID A CHAPTER OF THIS.AND NOW, WE RESET THE CLOCK.

Patreon: Edgewarmer Chapter 2 (Revised)

What it says on the tin! Edgewarmer 2, Revised!With 2k more words added to it! And some fixes to make what was already there better!Enjoy!

Patreon: Edgewarmer 2

MORE LITTLE SAKURA IN CYBERPUNK!SHE MAKES A FRIEND!AND SHE NEEDS NEW SHOES!

After Counting Twice....

I'm shocked. Not even as a joke. I'm actually shocked. And I can only assume it's due to LDGTS splitting the vote... Because what other reason is there?But Pink, Ponk, Pinkest has beat Den Mother.Yes. Really.I did NOT expect this. At all.I mean, people might have just liked Pink MORE. That's an option.But how likely is that?:P

Remember, Guys....

If you liked something, give it a like!Please?

Voting Results

Welp, we've got our first places, peeps!LDGTS and PORCING have won in first place! Which means they are the first written!For second place (which is also getting written)? I'm still counting. That takes a while, my friends. It really does.Especially when the counts are so CLOSE. I mean, really, I didn't expect Pink, Ponk, Pinkest to get that many votes!Jesus, it might have beat out Den Mother! DEN MOTHER!That's a shock!Either way....

A Bench Warmer Omake: EdgeWarmer 1

Just getting in on that Edgerunners real quick! Don't mind me! Or, you know, do!Give your thoughts! Your opinions! Your ideas! Tell me what you think, even!

THE POLL HAS ENDED TODAY!

AND NOW, I MUST COUNT!COUNT, I SAY!

Patreon Voting Poll 2022 2 Futa and F/F

HERE WE GO AGAIN, FRIENDS!LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: NSFW: Taylor has problems. Lisa has, objectively, bigger problems. Its all a matter of perspective, really... If only Taylor's libido had an off button.If only.You know what this is. Don't you lie to me. Possibly the greatest thing I've ever written. My magnum opus... Possibly.You decide!Den Mother: A trip to Menagerie. Hurricane season. Team RWBY finds itself under the r...

Patreon Voting Poll 2022 2 Straight

I swear I'll figure out how to write M/M one day! ONE DAY!Porcing All the Girls: The Original Hentai Orc in Worm fic! Accept no substitutes!Biblioculture: A Konosuba ficWho knew that getting tapped by a golf kart counted when it came to be considered for being sent to another world with a cheat item? Our hero sure didn't. It never even crossed his mind.Not that much did before then, seeing as his brain was melting at the time thanks to a ...

I'd Planned On Doing Another Vote Earlier....

But then my Aunt died, just a couple of weeks after my grandmother.Yep. And I suspect this is going to be a trend.Family is all that age, yeah? ... It's rough. But I'mma set up a vote soon. Most likely today!So far, rethinking whether I should start reapplying last vote's winners as possible choices, unlike before when I took the winners out.Just thinking on it!

Patreon: Bench Warmer 20

A tad different from the usual as I help Inner settle in...but it's still good. It is definitely good.Ino returns. Feelings are shared. Tenten buys a house.AND THIS IS FINALLY DONE. CHRIST.ENJOY.

Man....

No wonder the Wave Arc is graveyard of Naruto fics. It's ridiculous how much I'm struggling with this chapter. It'll get done, for sure, but MAN this is hard.And I don't think this chapter is going to be as much of a banger as some of the others. It must be done though. So it will.

Back....

And considering my mortality, as funerals tend to make one do.

The Reason for Why Things Have Been Slow Lately....

My grandmother was sick. But now she isn't.The funeral is tomorrow. Sorry, guys.I'll try and get BW out soon.But...yeah.

Due to Writing....

BEING PURE EVIL, I'M DOING SOME REALLY IN DEPTH EDITING OF THE NEW CHAPTER OF BENCH WARMER.HOLY SHIT IS WRITING EVIL. THE DEVIL ITSELF.WORDS.

Writing Another Bench Warmer....

RIGHT NOW.COMING OUT SOON. BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS. FOR SURE.WAIT COLDLY. OR WARMLY. YOUR PREFERRED TEMP.

Patreon: SUNSHINE 2

She's four hours old. Cut her some slack!Also, just saying, for no reason at all...Hitler's left nut, in the DC-verse, is the star of an entire plotline involving it being an occult super weapon and the key to Hitler's true power.TRUE STORY.ANYWAY, ENJOY! ENJOY, DAMN YE!AND KNOW THAT THERE SHALL BE ANOTHER PATREON VOTE.THERE SHALL.