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AUDIO: #334 - Why Are People Buying Poop On The Internet?

Frank & Joe discover that a former Reality TV star is now selling her poop to her fans. Is she making a killing? Is she copying the Fart Jar lady? Is the world imploding? The answer is yes to everything.

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You're Not A Musician, Please Stop

Frank & Joe go through the worst songs that actors, athletes, and others have attempted in their failed music careers.

TheBasementYard post AUDIO: You're Not A Musician, Please Stop from patreon

AUDIO: You're Not A Musician, Please Stop

Frank & Joe go through the worst songs that actors, athletes, and others have attempted in their failed music careers.

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#333 - The Day Frank Became A Hero

Frank becomes a neighborhood hero when he saves some old woman's dog.

#333 - The Day Frank Became A Hero

Frank becomes a neighborhood hero when he saves some old woman's dog.

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The Hottest Old Person Draft

Joe & Frank draft teams of old hotties.

AUDIO: The Hottest Old Person Draft

Joe & Frank draft teams of old hotties.

Just To Reiterate

Just reiterating that we were unable to record last week bc of the COVID stuff. We are making up all recordings this week and will be back on track! Sorry about the inconvenience. (Spelled inconvenience on the first try)

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Pitching Offensive Reality TV Shows

Frank & Joe pitch their ideas for the most offensive reality tv shows.

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AUDIO: Pitching Offensive Reality TV Shows

Frank & Joe pitch their ideas for the most offensive reality tv shows.

WE GOT THAT COVID

It's official. After dodging COVID for over two years (i think?), Frank & I tested positive. We weren't able to record our week ahead episode. We are both feeling fine now. Should be able to record at the end of this week! Sorry about this happening again.The good news is.. now that we'll have antibodies & the cases in NY are trending down, we shouldn't have this problem anymore!!

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Welcome To Euphoria High School

Frank & Joe discuss the wild sex filled show that is Euphoria.

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AUDIO: Welcome To Euphoria High School

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#330 - I Almost Burned Down My Apartment

Joe almost sets his apartment on fire when he tries to make chocolate milk.

AUDIO: #330 - I Almost Burned Down My Apartment

Joe almost sets his apartment on fire when he tries to make chocolate milk.

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The Best One Star Movie Reviews

Joe is wearing a fucking robe. What is going on?

AUDIO: The Best One Star Movie Reviews

Joe is wearing a fucking robe. What is going on?

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#329 - The Fight Of The Century

Joe talks about his recent inability to stop himself from wanting to fight Jeff Bezos. Call Jake Paul. SET IT UP!

AUDIO: #329 - The Fight Of The Century

Joe talks about his recent inability to stop himself from wanting to fight Jeff Bezos. Call Jake Paul. SET IT UP!

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Is Frank Out Of Touch?

Joe tests Frank on his "social media" knowledge since he's a dad with two kids who doesn't have a TikTok. Let's see how he does!

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AUDIO: Is Frank Out Of Touch?

Joe tests Frank on his "social media" knowledge since he's a dad with two kids who doesn't have a TikTok. Let's see how he does!

COVID STRIKES AGAIN!

Hey guys, sorry about this but we had another scare again. My sister & oldest brother tested positive after I had been with them for Christmas. Luckily, everyone is doing okay & we were able to find out AFTER we recorded this week's episode. It is up on YouTube right now. I've tested negative and we will be making up the recordings this week to get back on track!Sorry about this two weeks in a row! Cases are crazy in NY right now so we&#3...

TheBasementYard post The 2021 Yardie Awards from patreon

The 2021 Yardie Awards

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

TheBasementYard post The 2021 Yardie Awards from patreon

The 2021 Yardie Awards

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

COVID PRECAUTIONS

Hey ya'll,This week we won't have the "week ahead" episode on Patreon due to Frank & I being careful about the ole' COVID. Frank may have been exposed last week. Both feeling fine & testing negative. Just had to play it safe & skip our usual recording day last week. We will be doubling up this week and next week everything will be back to normal! See you Friday for the exclusive episode !

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The P*rn Capitals Of The United States

We looked up every state's most searched category of p*rn. Let's just say... what the hell is going on in New Mexico.

TheBasementYard post AUDIO: The P*rn Capitals Of The United States from patreon

AUDIO: The P*rn Capitals Of The United States

We looked up every state's most searched category of p*rn. Let's just say... what the hell is going on in New Mexico.

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#326 - Making Six Figures Farting Into Jars

A woman claims she made $45,000 in a week selling her farts in a jar. Frank & Joe plan to cash in.

AUDIO: #326 - Making Six Figures Farting Into Jars

A woman claims she made $45,000 in a week selling her farts in a jar. Frank & Joe plan to cash in.

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Should I Hire Joe?

Frank turns the tables all the way around and puts Joe in the hot seat to see if he'd actually hire Joe or not.

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