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The Jimquisition: How Consoles Broke The 'Play Now' Promise
After spending almost an entire day downloading Mafia III on the PS4, I'm compelled to reflect on how consoles are lying inferior machines that properly fucked up. A harsh reflection, perhaps, but a bloody true one. Their makers consider themselves in competition with PC, so they're asking for some harsh home truths.
Review: Battlezone
http://www.thejimquisition.com/battlezone-review/I take no pleasure in publishing this. In fact, I fear a Vanquish Part 2. Someone has to call out how obtuse this bloody thing is, though!
Podquisition Episode 100: Lesbian Pussy Cider Rum
Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist.Also, Gavin playedGears of War 4.We chat aboutCuphead, more VR bollocks, the music of Pulp, and loads more. It's a 100-episode nonsense spectacular!
The Jimquisition: A Depressing Post-Mortem Of Battleborn
Battleborn might go down in history as one of the most routinely humiliated big-budget games ever.The wrong place, the wrong time, the wrong everything. Nothing went right for a game Gearbox once described as a "big bet."What really sucks is that it was a good bloody game!
Review: Here They Lie
http://www.thejimquisition.com/they-they-lie-review/ This is perhaps the finest example of how badly a virtual reality game can ruin one's day.
Review: RIGS Mechanized Combat League
http://www.thejimquisition.com/rigs-mechanized-combat-league-review/ Another VR game I can actually stand to play!
Mafia III's PS4 Download Time Is Fucking Ridiculous
http://www.thejimquisition.com/mafia-iiis-ps4-download-time-is-fucking-ridiculous/ A short report on how fucking ridiculous Mafia III's PS4 download time is.(Spoiler: it's fucking ridiculous).
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill…Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in theResident Evilmovie franchise… and it’s not great.Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.
The Jimquisition: Virtual Real Talk
Virtual reality has its cards on the table now. After waiting and seeing exactly how it would all pan out, it's time to deliver a verdict. The verdict being that virtual reality is a bit toss, if I'm being honest.
Review: PlayStation VR Worlds
http://www.thejimquisition.com/playstation-vr-worlds-review/ Let's just say I'm not a fan of tech demos being sold as full games.
Review: Until Dawn - Rush of Blood
http://www.thejimquisition.com/until-dawn-rush-of-blood-review/ Other reviews didn't seem to dig it much. I loved it, and I don't even like VR.
Podquisition Episode 99: You Gotta Shoot The Clown Babies
It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks. This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move controllers. There's also more sad hope for Beyond Good & Evil 2. As if that wasn't enough, Gears of War 4 thoughts and Gavin playing Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Yay!
Review: Gears of War 4
http://www.thejimquisition.com/gears-of-war-4-review/Good, but not as great as it should be.I expect initial phenomenal scores, with everybody agreeing in six to twelve months that it wasn't that hot.
Review: PlayStation VR
Going hands-on with Sony's crack at the virtual reality market!
The Jimquisition: Revolving Door Vocal Cords
Frank is back! Well, not really. Capcom's calling him Frank West, but fans of his war coverage ain't buying it.Dead Rising 4 is just one in a long line of games that discard voice actors like disposable cameras. Let's look at exactly why that's wrong.(Special thanks to Ian Boldsworth for his help with this episode!)
Review: Zenith
http://www.thejimquisition.com/zenith-review/ One of the most *weirdly* broken games I've ever played.
Podquisition Episode 98: Full Sexual Intercourse
Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order...On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubisoft possibly breaking UK pornography laws, and Virginia followups.You'll need plenty of stamina for this one!
The Best Of Haydee‘s Steam User Reviews
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-best-of-haydees-steam-user-reviews/ This game is... special.Its reviews are even moreso.
Oversnatch: A XXX Parody REVIEWED!
I did a "review" of Brazzers' Overwatch porn parody. It's... quite something.
The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.
Review: Virginia
http://www.thejimquisition.com/virginia-review/ It's that game we talked about on today's video. How's that for content synergy?
The Jimquisition: Oh Virginia!
If you see sinister political agendas where none actually exist, you might be a bit weird. If you see a game with a woman in it and instantly write it off as "SJW propaganda," you might have a problem with more than just propaganda.
Review: Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
http://www.thejimquisition.com/dear-esther-landmark-edition-review/ All aboard for Dear Esther's third incarnation!
The Jimquisition: YouTube Heroes
There's trouble brewin' at the ol' YouTube Place... again. Let's look at YouTube Heroes, a new way in which the video service aims to look like it's doing something useful, but really isn't.
Podquisition Episode 97: Tiger Dong
Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching.Elsewhere, we talk about whyDead Rising 4will be good despite the hate, we chat about Nintendo's continued NX coyness, and there's some discussion of some other stuff, probably!
Review: BioShock: The Collection
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-bioshock-collection-review/ This would've been published sooner but I couldn't stop replaying BioShock games.
The Jimquisition: Wild Card
This episode is about Ark: Survival Evolved and its DLC controversy. That's all it's about.There's nothing else I want to talk about, and I definitely don't mention any other subject but this.
Best Of Podquisition Volume 1
Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition! From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat!(PQ fanart by eatcat - http://eatcat.deviantart.com/art/Podquisition-577620922)
The Bullshit Roundup: Rocket League Goes Fee-To-Pay, Gears 4‘s DLC Drenching...
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-bullshit-roundup-rocket-league-goes-fee-to-pay-gears-4s-dlc-drenching-revii-celebrated-for-doing-nothing/ Haha, the headline was too long for Patreon!
Review: Pac-Man Championship Edition 2
http://www.thejimquisition.com/pac-man-championship-edition-2-review/ I like this game n' stuff.
