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Gif: IT DOES A BODY GOOD
Alice hated, hated, hatedher roommate Toby. He was always leaving half-empty cartons of Chinese food all over the apartment, stinking up the place with his spilled bongwater and broccoli beef farts, and droning on about how guys were superior to girls. But the thing Alice despised most of all was the way that Toby would drink directly from the milk carton. He knew it drove her nuts, and he thought it was funny to take a big ol' guzzle from a ...
Gif: BEWARE OF BIMBOWARE!
Here we see another unfortunate victim of bimboware. He was just trying to update his system, and instead he ended up rebooting himself with a bouncy new body!
Gif: WAKING UP AS A GIRL LIKE
One morning, he awoke from strange, girly dreams...
Gif: RUNNING HOT
"My wife downloaded this hypnosis app that's supposed to help motivate me when I'm going for a run, but it's useless! I'm trying to get a big, strong hardbody... so why does the lady's voice on this stupid app keep talking about me getting bouncy and soft?"
Gif: MILFLUENZA!
Poor Jared here has developed a severe case of MILFluenza, a condition that transforms young men into curvy women of a certain age. Now Jared finds himself compelled to bake cookies, clean the apartment... and make passes at his roommates!
Gif: FEMINIZED BY THE FINE PRINT!
When you're filling out forms online, it's important to read the fine print. This guy was just trying to add new features to his phone, but he clicked ACCEPT on the wrong button and added new features to himselfinstead!
Gif: THEY CONFISCATED HIS MANHOOD!
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you've set off our 'Failed Male' detector. We're going to have to confiscate your manhood.""What?! Oh my God, this can't be right! I'm all man! I watch sports and drink beer, and... and...""Come on, sweet cheeks. The girls downstairs will fit you for your first bra and send you home in a pretty pink dress."
Gif: GREAT FORM
He couldn't understand why the dumbbells suddenly felt so much heavier, or why all the guys at the gym kept watching him work out and telling him he had "great form"!
Gif: BABY, YOU'RE A FIREWORK!
When that weird old lady at the roadside stand offered him a spectacular pair of "star-spangled bazoombas," he thought she was talking about fireworks!
Definitely NOT NSFW!
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a popular household pet that is not a cat, the one that rhymes with fog. All lower case.
Gif: RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE
"OK, babe, my eyes are open. Where's the big, sexy surpriseyou promised me?""Oh, not far. In fact, it's right under your nose..."
Gif: HIS NEW DRESS
Wife:Happy anniversary, darling! I got you a new purse!Husband:Huh? What am I supposed to do with a purse?Wife:Well, you'll need something to carry your makeup in. Besides, I thought it'd look cute with your new dress.Husband:What the hell are you talking about? I'm not gonna wear a... HEY!
Gif: MAGIC SCISSORS
"Welcome to Magic Scissors, sir! Are you interested in one of our Minute Makeovers?""Uh, well...""Don't be nervous, sir. All it takes is a snip here, a snip there... snip, snip, snip... and, presto! Just like that, you've become a pretty, pretty girl in a pretty, pretty dress!""What the hell?! I only came in here to ask for change for the parking meter! Turn me back into a man!""Sorry, we only do girly ...
Gif: YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED!
Young Lady:Hey! Stop staring at my cleavage, you creep!Big Lunky Guy:Relax, babe. When a chick is built like you, it's only natural for red-blooded dudes like me to check you out. I'm just enjoying what you've got. You should be flattered!Young Lady:Oh, really? (She reaches into her purse and takes out a wand.) Well, then I hope you'll feel very "flattered" when creeps are gawking at you!
Gif: LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT...
Let's get something straight, pal. I may have lost our bet, so now I'm stuck as a bimbo and I'm irresistibly attracted to hunky guys... but you are definitely notmy type!
Gif: HE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND!
"What do you mean, you want me to be your girlfriend? I'm a man, babe!"
Custom gif: ANOTHER PRETTY PATRON!
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a Princess Rosalina-fication!
Gif: THIS SONG WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
I dunno, babe. You said that listening to this song would change my life... but it's too girlyfor me!
Gif: FLIPPED LIKE A SWITCH
"That's funny. All of a sudden, I think I like... boys."
Gif: OOPS, WRONG SPELL!
Oops! That wasn't the spell I wanted at all! Although I have to admit... I'm kinda cutethis way.
Gif: TWO OLD-FASHIONED GIRLS
Tom and Hillie tossed their coins in the fountain and made their wishes, never suspecting that the fountain was actually magic.Tom wished that Hillie was more of an old-fashioned girl, a dainty little 1950s housewife type who wore flouncy dresses, baked cherry pies and lived to satisfy her lover.Hillie wished that she and Tom had more in common...
Gif: DEFINITELY NOT NSFW!
This gif was originally very NSFW, but I had to crop it so I wouldn't violate Patreon's content policies. I wish I could share the uncropped version with you, but Patreon also has policies strictly forbidding me from linking to NSFW content. If only I had a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon! If such a site existed, its URL might just be my name plus a dot com, and this month's password...
Gif: DID THE SPELL WORK?
So, did the spell work? Did it turn me into a real manly man, with big, bulging muscles?
Gif: UPSTAGED!
"Quit trying to upstage me out there, Candace! When I'm doing my magic act your only job is to stand behind me in your skimpy little costume, being eye-candy for the guys in the audience! I'mthe star and you're just my assistant, and that's how it's gonna stay!""Oh, yeah? Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that..."
Gif: MAN BY DAY, BIMBO BY NIGHT!
"God, this 'man by day, bimbo by night' curse is the worst. At least this time I made it home before I transformed, and I didn't end up giving lap dances to a bunch of random dudes on the subway!"
Gif: FOR PREGNANT WOMEN ONLY!
Mmm, this stuff's pretty good! But... what does this small print say? "For pregnant women only!" Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine. What can a few sips do to me?
Gif: THE NEW GENIE OF THE LAMP
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAYCLARK, a grumpy middle-aged man, sneers at his wife SASHA, who is polishing a cute little lamp she brought home.CLARK:Oh, no. Don't tell me you wasted more of my money buying junk at one of your damn estate sales!Sasha ignores him, smiling to herself. Suddenly, the lamp vibrates in her hand. A cloud of glittering pink smoke billows out, revealing a beautiful GIRL in a revealing pink genie costume.GENIE:Greetings. I am th...
Gif: WHAT'S SO FUNNY, GIRLS?
What's so funny, girls? And... why are you looking at me like that?Wh-what do you mean... the spell worked?
Gif: WHAT A JOLT!
NURSE:Oh, my gosh! Doctor Frankel, I think you just came down with bimboitis!DOCTOR FRANKEL:Don't be silly, nurse! There's no such thing as bimboitis! But... I am feeling kinda funny all of a sudden, and I can't remember how to work these darn paddle thingies.OTHER DOCTOR:Give them to me, Frankel... I'll finish the procedure!DOCTOR FRANKEL:Aw, thanks, sweetie! And if this guy lives, maybe I'll reward you with a great big kiss....
Definitely NOT NSFW!
The SFW image above comes from a very NSFW transformation gif I can't share with you here due to Patreon's content policies. Patreon also has policies forbidding me from linking to such content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's pas...
