🕑 Added 2021-12-12 01:34:32 +0000 UTC
Hiking - 2021 - PG
Date: 12/11/2021
Weight: ~340
Video Length: 6m 29s
Took a hike this afternoon, saw some strange fungi, and soaked up the sun. Then went to eat at Wendy's and belched.
On the way to Wendy's I decided to stop at a small sports shop instead of going to Big 5 to get a jock strap.
"But you know they'll get all up in your business in a small shop." I thought as I walked in and was immediately intercepted by the proprietor. I could tell that I wouldn't just be able to browse on my own, so I asked for where the jock straps were.
Did I need a cup?
No.
The proprietor found one that would fit me, then said: "Are you going under the knife?"
I let the awkward silence hang in the air.
"Most guys like you, that's the reason they get a jock strap without a cup."
"Ah no. I'm making pornos."
