ʙʟᴏᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴜʀꜰᴀᴄᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴛꜱ
My stomach doesn’t agree with the food..
🕑 Added 2024-02-22 00:18:41 +0000 UTC
ʙʟᴏᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴜʀꜰᴀᴄᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴛꜱ
My stomach doesn’t agree with the food I ate earlier. I was craving subway. I tried a different sauce on my sandwich, garlic aholi… stomach was bubbling 😋 Now I’m gassy and bloated. I was bloated for 2 days 😭 Don’t you just love the sound of my wet farts rumbling? It sounds so good pressed against the toilet seat. Wouldn’t you love to be my personal toilet? You’ll have no choice but to sniff my dirty eggy farts.
