RULES OF TAKING A DECENT DICK PIC:
As you can probably imag..
🕑 Added 2020-07-04 15:30:03 +0000 UTC
RULES OF TAKING A DECENT DICK PIC:
As you can probably imagine, I get hundreds of dick pics sent to me every week, and most are… well, questionable to say the least 🙄😂
I see a LOT of dick pics in this line of work, and trust me when I say - only 1 in 100 actually manage to turn me on. The vast majority are either face-palm-worthy, or down right icky.
So, I’m here to help you, to ensure that you can be the 1 in 100 😉
Below, I’ve come up with a list of the main things I think are important when it comes to taking and sending a decent dick pic. You’re welcome!
1. NO TOIILETS 🤦♀️
This has to be my number 1 annoyance when it comes to dick pics. It’s SO un-sexy. Even if your cock looks great in the photo, if you’re sat on the toiilet, or there’s a toiilet even in the background, that automatically takes the entire sex appeal right away. Nope, it doesn’t matter if the toiilet is shiny and clean, it’s still where you do your business. Just like you wouldn’t shit where you eat - you don’t arouse where you shit. This goes for wanking/cumshot videos too! Never send a video of yourself cumming into a toiilet to a gal. It’s grotty. Just don’t do it 😩
In fact, fuck it, just throw your toiilet away.
2. Scenery/Background
You may not think that what’s going on in the background of your photo is important… but it is to us ladies, we pay attention to detail. I’ll always notice if your room is messy, if you have clothes thrown all over the floor or last nights dinner leftovers on a plate on your desk. Being messy and careless makes you go from being a man to being a boy. Us ladies want a man who can take care of himself, so you don’t want your dick pic to scream “immature and inattentive”.
3. The “rest of you”
Whoever you’re sending your dick pic to, I can guarantee that they’ve received dozens of others in the past, so what makes yours special? A cock on a screen is rarely exciting, even if it’s a nice one. So, think about the rest of the photo. Give it context. Make it interesting. What pose is the rest of your body doing? Is your face in the pic? If so, what expression are you making? A simple lip bite can make a photo sexier. A tiny glimpse of ass can make a photo unique. Let her see the man that the dick is attached to, otherwise, it’s just another dick. She could use Google if she just wanted to see a random dick 🤷♀️ You guys always love it when I show my face in my nudes, the same goes for you! Make it personal.
4. The “rest of you” part 2
This one kind of follows on from the last point… but I wanted to add separately to make sure the rest of you actually looks good too. It doesn’t matter if your cock looks great but you’re slumped over looking lazy, or you’re pulling a weird face in the background thinking that she won’t notice 😂 I’m not saying you need to make yourself look like a CK underwear model, but a simple cheeky smirk or a little tense of your abs can go a long way!
5. Trimming/Hygiene
I mean, honestly this should go without saying… but I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve received a dick pic from a dude and it’s like a damn forest down there to the point I almost can’t even see his dick. It’s just lost in the wilderness 😆
I personally don’t like clean shaven, but I also don’t like a full on bush, I prefer trimmed, but that’s just a personal preference. All gals like different levels of trimming, but until you know exactly what she likes - at least make an effort! Do some trimming. Show you’ve at least tried to look nice for her. Also, wash! You might not think that we can tell if your dick is un-washed via a photo, but trust me, we know.
6. Picture Quality
Blurred pics just scream “no effort”. There’s nothing sexy about knowing you’ve just sent the first half-arsed thing you’ve quickly snapped without even thinking about it. Also, if you’re hoping to get a pic sent to you in return, why should she make any effort if you haven’t?…
7. Creative Angles
We’ve sort of already touched on this, but I think it deserves another mention. Almost every single dick pic I get sent is the simple ‘holding dick with one hand, taking pic with the other hand, looking down on it hanging out your pants’. Boring! Get creative. Take pics from different angles, from the side, underneath, hell, try setting up a self timer! Make it different from every other pic she receives.
8. Hard/Soft
Okay, I’m not saying you should NEVER send a pic of your soft cock… because there are times when that fits! But generally, flaccid dicks aren’t the prettiest of things to look at 🤔 Also, I always think… what’s the point in sending a pic of your soft cock? It kind of takes the sexuality away from it. Surely the point of sending a dick pic is to show her how hard she’s made you & how much she’s turned you on! Sending a picture of a soft cock is comparative to seeing a woman’s tits while she’s breast feeding, it’s just not sexual anymore. However, like I said, there ARE some times when it’s right. For example if you want to show how big it is even when soft, or you want to show the comparison between it being soft and hard. Just read the situation 👌
9. Building Up To It/Teasing
Sometimes I’ll get sent a dick pic that’s somehow “overly explicit”. Like, it catches me off guard. For example… if I open a dick pic from a guy and in the pic his cock is drippppppping in pre-cum, his balls are in a cage and he’s wearing a cock ring, that can be a bit like ‘woah too much’, especially if I’m not “in the mood” yet. Just like sex, you don’t want to go in too hard and fast too soon. Ease into it. Perhaps first send her a pic of the bulge through your boxers… then maybe just the tip peaking out… then go ahead and show her your cock. Intrigue her, tease her, make her want to see it! Don’t just give her everything in one go. Leave something to the imagination for a little while.
10. CONSENT
This is the number 1 MOST important thing. I cannot stress this enough - your cock will never be impressive enough to turn on a girl who hasn’t asked to see it. You could have the nicest cock in the world, but as soon as it’s unsolicited, it’s ugly. I’ve had some more than decent dick pics sent to me before, but all I can think is “ew, I didn’t ask to see that” so it turns me OFF if anything. Hey, you know me, I LOVE dick, but if a guy sends me a pic without my consent, his dick is suddenly the grossest thing in the world.
Anyway, I hope this has helped a little and I really hope you take some of my advice and use it in the real world! 😉 I’m planning on doing an instructional video on the same topic in the future which will include a lot more detail, so keep an eye out for that!
Oh and don’t forget - I do dick ratings, so if you want me to rate your cock and/or dick pic-taking skills, just let me know and I’ll be happy to give you my opinion 😘
