Life With a Big Dick (Security Found My Package):
So as of ..
🕑 Added 2022-06-26 15:33:15 +0000 UTC
Life With a Big Dick (Security Found My Package):
So as of the last few months I have been travelling quite a bit. And those travels have involved a lot of flights. For as long as I can remember, going through the airport security process was always a huge pain in the ass for me. For some reason, I was constantly being subjected to "random searches". My friends would make fun of me for always being the recipient. I figured it might have been some low level "profiling". I'm in my 20s, have a beard, olive skin, etc. I never thought too much of it. Now on my last 2 flights (so that would be 4 flights, back and forth), I was "randomly searched" all 4 times. and it generally happened after standing in front of that big x-ray machine thingy. So i developed a theory. I think security was misinterpreting my cock for a weapon! Time for a scientific experiment. I noticed that after you walk through that x-ray machine, you can see a diagram of a person's body and the location of a "suspicious" item on a small screen next to the machine. So on my last flight, I went to the bathroom and put my cock across my underwear on the right side. I went through the x-ray machine and sure enough, the screen showed a suspicious item directly to the right of my groin area. On the flight back home, I did the same thing except I put my cock on the left side. Boom, suspicious item is now on the left side! It was a bit of a relief. Next time i'm on a plane I would really just prefer to be left alone. I'm going to think about cold showers and baseball and probably put my cock straight down!
