Q&A: Tommy, what's the most embarrassing or funny situation ..
🕑 Added 2021-10-19 12:01:53 +0000 UTC
Q&A: Tommy, what's the most embarrassing or funny situation your big dick has gotten you into?
I forget if i’ve written about this before. Either way….I spent the weekend in my 20s at a beach house. It was all college aged, hot and horny people loaded up into this tiny shack. One of those “theres only 4 beds but 25 bodies” type deals. Anyway, the party gets going and a group of girls comes into the house to party and when I introduce myself one of them says “OHHHHHH so you’re Tommy?? I heard you have a really huge cock!”. We all laughed and I played along. Apparently on the car ride there a buddy of mine had already given them some inside info.
Fast forward to later at night when we all ended up a bit...tipsy we’ll say. The group of girls come up to me and start asking about my cock, exactly how big it is, how thick is it, when was the last time I fucked, etc...I looked at the cutest one and jokingly said “I’m going to be honest, it sounds like you all want to see my cock”. To my surprise they were like “omg yes, I want to see it!” I hadn’t really expected that but Tommy with all his intuition knew that this could be a trap in the future (this was before all the metoo stuff). I literally said to them (in a fun way of course) “Yea yea I know exactly whats going to happen, I’m going to pull out my huge dick. You guys are all going to shriek and scream and then your just going to go around to the entire party and tell everyone that I pulled my cock in front of a bunch of people. No way am I pulling it out”. They agreed that I was completely right lol. But they really did still want to see it. At this point, I’m literally hard in my pants at this thought. So super smart me says “Ok ok. If you really, actually, definitely want to see my cock heres how its going to work. I’m going to stand here, and one of you can undo my belt, pull my shorts down, pull my underwear down and then grab my cock and show it off”. They literally said “actually thats fair, ok fine!”. Though I was hammered, I was also horny.
So…..In the actual party, these girls quite literally did exactly what I said. The one cute girl grabbed my cock, pointed it and showed it at the other girls. She kind of gripped it in her hand at the same time. They were all shocked, had their mouths open. And the cute girl said “Ok yea. Thats definitely 100% the biggest cock I’ve ever seen” lol. I still remember that experience. One of my friends the next day was talking about how ridiculous it was. He said something like “I just see these 3 chicks in front of tommy at the other side of the party grabbing his actual dick! Like what the fuckk!”
