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Albedo (Overlord)
🕑 Added 2019-04-19 21:06:55 +0000 UTCLadies, here's some hot tips for getting your man's attention:
-Dye your hair a fun color
-Take an interest in his hobbies
-Start eating 10 times a day
-Quadruple your body weight
-Use the heaving, implacable bulk of your obese body to pin him in place and don't let him move until he admits his love for you.
-Show off a sexy new outfit
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Lostmindedfool
I think doing those last two in the reverse order might have a more immediate effect, but hey, I wouldn't know. Never had a love interest irl.
