FINE, I'LL PICK
🕑 Added 2022-12-10 19:09:14 +0000 UTCI think we've managed to find the world's most unmake-able decision, team.

500+ of you goobers managed to be perfectly split down the middle on this choice (understandably), so I guess the decision defaults back to me. XD
Our new holiday tradition (trial run) will be Mario games!
But, given this level of equal interest in Shovel Knight campaigns, we'll also play Plague Knight in early 2023!
Thank you for your (attempted) assistance, everyone! I look forward to both of these playthroughs. :D
Comments
UnarmedToaster
This kind of calculated, dedicated split down the middle is exactly the kind of community I can get behind. Doublely so if it's on purpose. Goobers, the lot of you.
Heather Brooks
I just wanted to say thank you. I'm sick with COVID and isolating from everyone in a bedroom with a SNES classic that my brain won't function enough to play. But I've been watching Dan play. It's been the highlight of my feverish existence.
Kassina42
"Thank you for your (attempted) assistance" is the most sincere, but passive aggressive-sounding sentence. XD
Sylvia Daniella Foxglove
OY Tis a ChRistmas Miracle! We Shot it in Twain!
Nojh
That's amazing. Perhaps it's a holiday miracle!
Leo M. R.
116%? 😜
John Mcmurray
A perfectly polarised playframe poll.
LikeRayne
This is hilarious. Or perfectly balanced
Benjamin Siegfried
Well, I feel dumb, but I also feel better? Screenshot of somebody who voted mario, eh?
Sara Winters
It’s a screenshot. Not your vote.
chcoman
We did it fam!
Benjamin Siegfried
Okay, that worries me. That displays as if I voted for mario. I KNOW I voted for shovel knight. I think somebody hacked patreon to make it ballance.
The Amber Pawn
Honk!
Curt Clark
No lies detected
Curt Clark
Sorry Dan. We were just having too much fun
Marnix
Or did we all lose? I don't know anymore.
Marnix
Good work team, we all won!
Finvaara
I feel like if we did the math, we'd find out 33% of us wanted Mario to win, 33% of us wanted Shovel Knight to win, and 50% of us wanted it to be a tie.
Festa Brews
Lol go us!!!
Jay
I love that we’ve prompted him to make a “ridiculous” tag.
Guillermo del Totoro
Chaos-Carrie did it again.
Panape
we did it, patrons!
Kyle Brown
Getting into the holiday spirit and living in harmony
Culade
Of course we couldn't make it easy for you Dan, especially a hard choice like that..
Emma Laslett
*'DAN WINS' voice* Patrons win!
Startracings
The goosiest outcome indeed O<
Sara Perreault
We succeeded at failing to make a 1v1 decision as a group- That’s pretty impressive!
Jochem Kuijpers
Dan: "what game do you want me to play?" us: "yes"
Laika
we did it gang
LlamaMaster
Dan: *gives the patrons a poll with even the slightest room for shenanigans* Patrons: "Oh, you're gonna regret that."
Joshua Kristoff
Hey, you asked what we wanted, we said both
Kuma
Our work here is done. [/but we didn't make the decision] Leaves.~
Robert Calhoun
*laughs in patron-anarchy*
siliconvalleygirl
bahaha we won everyone, he gets to play both :D