ONE TALL ORDER - Page 1
🕑 Added 2016-02-23 23:39:57 +0000 UTC A loud racket echoes around the halls of the local mall.A huge line of people are grumbling in front of a coffee shop as some customer, apparently, isn't happy with her service and is making sure the whole world knows it.
There's no cream m'am, the cashier tries his best to remain composed, we can offer you any number of soy or non-dairy creamers.
This only adds fuels to the fire however. Her double chocolate mocha latte frappuccino will not be sullied with SOY!
The people in line continue to patiently try and out-wait her tantrum but it doesn't look like it'll be ending anytime soon. One of the line go-ers decides that enough is enough.
Comments
Rabid Cowolf
She's got sass and ass! The perfect combo!
Rabid Cowolf
I'm sure at least three of them are!
Balina
Alternatively: Lactomancer Milk bender Cowlock Pasturerer Creamaturge Illmoosionist Moothsayer
Balina
I think I'm going to have to ask for the dairy witch to show up later. I like her already. Also, hi boss!
Lupi Inkenhoof
"M'am, if you want milk, perhaps you can ask someone in the line behind you if they are lactating?" xD