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Teed Up

🕑 Added 2025-01-06 01:34:57 +0000 UTC

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Matt Pedone

Same Liz. Same.

Jody Raiford

RSS still not working?

Cozy

awe liz

Sleepy John

Not living alone under a pile of refuse has to be an improvement, even for her.

James C

Maybe they just let you opt out of capitalism in cubetown? That sounds pretty great actually, can I move there?

ValdVin

Plot twist: Marten wrote them on the board, and then after the first customer paid him with loonies and twoonies, realized that this was $CDN. He erased board but hasn't done the currency conversion yet.

ValdVin

"All of Liz's friends". They live in Canada; we wouldn't know them. Wait...

Andrea Andrew

Perhaps they have socialism.

jonesnori

That might be one on the right in the first panel. Or it might be a shelving unit. But there is Liz with robot arms right there, as you maybe are suggesting! Nice vacation from frustrated research for her.

Stephen Wells

...Evan works here in Cubetown?

Donna Flint

Heck of a date to bring them all the way to another country for a date. Romantic, but not very practical especially for a coffee date

Maxwell Black

I assumed it was more that Marten forgot than Jeph forgot

Stephen Wells

We need her to bring Evan here on an incredibly awkward maybe-date :)

Brad Kirkwood

they are impressive boots but they still wouldn't add a foot of height

Andrea Andrew

To be fair, all her actual friends know about this coffee shop.

Stephen Wells

Price: how much ya got?

librarypunk

Is it going to turn out Marten is afraid of espresso machines because of Mr Burny so he's going to have to hire someone with robot arms to operate it?

Opus the Poet

I notice Jeph still hasn't put any prices up on the menu on the back wall.

Uniquitous

That's considered a dazzling display of competence in Cubetown!

legobil

It’s a “No, you don’t need coffee. Here is a nice cup of tea.”

legobil

Eh. She can just defenestrate herself outside and roll around in the snow.

legobil

I think he already knew how to use that. He only developed that skill into pouring the coffee into disposable cups.

Opus the Poet

Well she is getting talk therapy now. That's bound to help a little.

Philip Masters

Bard. (Says "charismatic" on the character sheet, invariably played as annoying to everyone else.) But anyway, if someone introduced Liz to D&D, she'd get annoyed at the flaws she perceived in the rules, go off and spend five years creating her own fantasy heartbreaker, self-publish it, and then spend another five years telling people online that they were too stupid to appreciate her masterpiece. So probably better not to do that.

Stephen Wells

I think of using the pot as a Skill whereas actually making your customers happy is a Power :)

Miyaa

She’s wearing boots not heels!

Phil Allison

"developing his barista powers"... He's learned to use a coffee pot!

Stephen Wells

The manatee and the manacoffee also

Stephen Wells

Marten providing what the customer needs rather than what they asked for :)

Stephen Wells

Marten is developing his barista powers: the gentleman is no longer yelling :) also clearly Liz should offer to spread the word among her *enemies*

Shane Wegner

“Curse your accurate rebuttal!”

enchantedsleeper

Sensible Content

enchantedsleeper

She has heels on, though they seem to add a generous of height xD

Chris Warren

Liz seems to be doing so much better than when she first showed up. It's nice to see. (I am a sucker for losers who turn it around.)

Stephen Wells

Thinks she's a wizard but is actually an artificer. INT 20, WIS and CHA 8. Maybe 6.

Miyaa

I feel sorry for Liz’s therapist because I’m sure she is a couple of hands full, thus the robotic arms.

Opus the Poet

I don't know what class but her alignment is ChG. She's not evil she's not showing any signs of wanting to hurt people, so I'm going to say she's Good aligned until proven otherwise.

Mark

Even if Liz is the better fit for Gollum.

Bagge

Like Liz is not already bumming free drinks daily

Todd Ellner

Druid with Capybara wildshape

Todd Ellner

Even cleric of light and healing domains

Ohh Crap Guy

Martin said "I don't think a massive dose of caffeine is gonna do you any favors.", he probably changed it to tea, and as such, is also refusing to charge him?

Jared Kolbly

Every time I see Liz's interactions, I feel how perfect it is that my puppy is named Liz.

Todd Ellner

Reading Martin as Gollum: "You don't have any friends"

Uniquitous

Does Cubetown have a burn ward? Asking for a gremlin

Yoder of Kansas

Ice cold, but not untrue

Thisguy

Wow. Martin has mastered the rude barista attitude. And he knows exactly when to employ it.

Green

Maybe it's somethin nice and soothing, something to help the nerves

BookBeard

"Jump into the ocean" is actually a euphemism, he's just really into Moray.

Yelling Bird

BURN!

Brian Leahy

Tea? He ordered coffee…

Ernie O'Dell

She's standing on a chair... ;)

Brad Kirkwood

is Liz getting taller I could swear she was head and shoulders shorter than Marten on first appearance

LH

no, a real Claire child would be much punnier

BeatButton

a chaotic "neutral" rogue, perhaps

William Cole

Did someone call an ambulance? We heard a woman was seriously burned!

William Cole

Ayyyyo!

William Cole

You don't have to: she's *right there*! In today's comic!

Joseph Bonnar

Wonder what class she'd play. Anybody suggesting Paladin will be attacked by Cthulhu in power armor for pissing off the DM.

Jack Foy

Teed up aaand swing

Sparky

Ah. Liz needs a D ‘n’ D group.

Melissa Wilson

It’s reflexive; a known issue with that particular model of bionic arm. Not her fault. Means nothing. TOTALLY a coincidence that she is pissed off.

Melissa Wilson

It’s an art form & she has a savant-level knack for it

Melissa Wilson

Not as much as he initially hoped, though, amiright?

pseudoclever

This comic made me laugh like a crow, for two separate jokes

Melissa Wilson

BURN! Marten has never been hotter! 🔥

Michael Chui

Nah, it's more like things you've earned taste better. Sometimes it's free-in-money but you earned it by tricking someone or stealing it smoothly, so it still tastes better.

Sleepy John

"Coffee. Tea. Big. Small." Well, no one's going to need help with the menu, at least.

Streb

Goddamn Marten. I fucking snorted

Streb

Liz has arms and hands, and she intends to make it everyone's problem

Catherine Germann

True, but free things always taste better. 😁

Doc Gumby

Kinda thought his Final Form was going to be Wise Sage anyway.

Doc Gumby

Took me a second to get Liz's hand motion in the first panel. *sigh* Whaddawegonnadowither?

Mad Marie

"I'd be happy to cover the register for you... (picks up a towel) otherwise it would get dusty from all those hours you spend with the sign flipped."

Mad Marie

VCs have a CV full of reverse psychology.

Sorastro

His Barista powers are beginning to come in

Aditya Rameshan

Damn marten, that was savage as hell, I'm impressed 🤣

Claudia D.

Marten! Marten, for shame. That was gratuitously unkind.

MikeT

LizRekt

Holly Nelson

Wondering why Liz actually wants a free coffee. I mean, she’s hardly spent anything for the last four years of cave dwelling. I hypothesize that her Cubetown pay, already substantial, has probably piled up to a Hogwarts level of galleons and sickles by now.

SpookyPenguin

Marten already doing loss-leader marketing, using Liz for reverse psychology. He'll be a VC in no time.

Mitsuki Ayane

ah, the universe is centered again. ~<3

Sean Kinlin

It's now called Straightforward Content.

Sean Kinlin

Hmm. I'd say this fellow's mood has improved as a result of his visit.

Zig Justice

The rage eyes! 😂

Armcannon Productions

Savage

Ursus Ridens

But wait! Harken, all! Is that an espresso machine we see in panel 1? It's finally arrived! Also, has Marten ever before uttered such a cutting remark? (Ask for free coffee, Liz, and you get a burn.)

Veronica Jane

"Hopefully there will be no more shenanigans wrt the comic" Welcome to the new QC. Everyone is very mature and put together and only makes good decisions

ValdVin

Canadian Tire pennies. (You'll need scissors.)

Sean Kinlin

Liz is already a short drink of water.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

A little bit of Faye really did rub off on him.

Donna Flint

It would help if Li offered to cover the register. Best she could score a free coffee then.

Sleepy John

Canadian or US penny? Don't want to under-value those thoughts, you know.

Ben R

I'm trying to imagine that child...

Sean Kinlin

He's going to see the cow beneath the sea.

Jim Sharkey

Sometimes the most basic of burns are still the best.

Everett Bradshaw

I have missed this little gremlin!

ValdVin

Sly Marten brings forth the eyes of the goblin. Extra funny because I don't know if she's ever whiplashed so fast from her oval, open "asking an adult" face.