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Directember: Of Course She Uses Celsius

🕑 Added 2024-12-11 02:06:32 +0000 UTC
Directember: Of Course She Uses Celsius

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Egos

Oh my God I wanna re read the comic so bad! Why does the sight have to be broken

Taigan

Willow is so open with her feelings I can’t picture her dropping Iris hints. And she does love Iris, but I’m not sure it’s distinct from the love she seems to feel for everyone she meets.

Clifton Royston

I had to hunt for it: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5319, the last 3 panels.

Clifton Royston

I commented quite a while back, the last conversation we saw between Willow and Iris was when Iris is asking for permission to sleep in Willow's room (again), and Willow says to Iris, "I always say yes." My interpretation of that was very much like "As you wish." in 'The Princess Bride'. (Or you could also reasonably conclude that Willow is dropping some pretty strong hints for Iris, and Iris is completely missing them.)

Mark

She might have just barged her way into Jeph's head and refused to leave.

Darnel D Cooper

Of course my point is I would become a nuisance w/o meaning to. You think pintsize is bad ,.....

SilverbackRon

There are many people in *our* world all over the spectrum who are not into men and I find myself happy to just be friends. I think Bubbles would make an awesome friend. I am remembering the page where she helped Claire move in with Marten.

Sparky

Happy to read this

SilverbackRon

At the time this came out, I assumed her superior senses were due to her military background. I think the tea thing with A.I. is more like synesthesia. They just process the input differently.

SilverbackRon

I love the Willow/Iris ship! 💖

SilverbackRon

I do not remember that! In fact, it seems impossible to me. hahaha

SilverbackRon

@Anton I agree! Watching these goobers actually start making good decisions that leads to smoochin'! It's been fun watching Marten, Faye and Dora all find their special someone. All new characters that we didn't know how they would fit, or if they would. The Faye/Bubbles ship is the one I was the most hyped for, in all of my webcomic journeys.

SilverbackRon

Mine too!

SilverbackRon

Linestory? Or enilyrots? Sorry, I will show myself out.

SilverbackRon

That is a good one! Maybe before his next vacation he will have us vote and he will just take the top 30.

Auros Harman

Are we allowed to nominate strips for commentary? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4247 The People Demand insight into the development and future of Brunfeuille!

Claudia D.

Yep, you are.

Captain Button

Now I am wondering if "Punchbot" was a model of AI body.

Chris Warren

My pants have become fashionable again? I never thought it would happen.

Opus the Poet

I could fit something like 4 or 5 MREs into mine, basically everything but breakfast for a long day on the march.

Opus the Poet

Nurse Chapel from ST:TOS.

Opus the Poet

And walnuts between her butt cheeks.

Opus the Poet

Yes, I see that as having a high sensitivity to the BC parts of NBC warfare. Mostly as a safety thing because she doesn't have to mask up like people do and can continuously monitor air quality until it's safe for humans, then go decontaminate. Source: I was Army during the Cold War and had to do frequent drills, sometimes with teargas substitution for other chemical agents.

Opus the Poet

If this had been a manga the only response would be, "Kawaii!"

John Ridley

I cropped out that frame and used it as a profile pic a few times.

Gipepers

Nah this is straight up emotional manipulation nothing luke-warm about it 🤣 if this doesn’t work ima spam him with sad puppy pictures lol

Mikey Bear

Luke-warm attempt to emotionally manipulate him into un-blocking you on Blue Sky, or inside joke?

alphanor

Wow, talk about tunnel vision. I was so enamored of the door that I completely missed the name placard on the desk. I don't know if there is any way to figure out how many Punchbots there are, unless Jeph deigns to inform us. It is a very minor point, and there is much more going on currently [e.g. where is (are?)Yay?].

Gipepers

Big fan of your work man, sad you blocked me on Bluesky…

BookBeard

It's pretty small, but the placard on his desk seems to read "Bartholomew Punchbot, CPA" which at least hints at the existence of a Punchbot family. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3414 As for the face dicks, given that he considers getting his arm and part of his torso torn off a "work accident", I'm thinking professionalism may not be high priority in his office. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3594

alphanor

I hope everyone will excuse this extreme digression, but I was going through the archive (again!), and one panel towards the end of the Corpse Witch arc piqued my curiosity. When Yay is (are?) tying up the loose ends, they give Punchbot a suggestion for setting up a legal fight organisation which seems to excite him, as he's tired of being a CPA. In the panel you can see a partial view of his office door which appears to have the CPA firms' name on it. It looks like Punchbot 's name is on the door at least twice. My question is: Does anyone know if there are multiple AIs in the comic named Punchbot who are also CPAs? Also, one further thought, wouldn't it be unfortunate for a CPA to have dicks drawn all over his head, particularly if he had many human clients?

Darnel D Cooper

This is why I couldn't live in that world. I find bubbles extremely cute and eatable and she is not into men. Sigh.

James A. Whitney

Agreed. It may not have the cute embarrassed Bubbles face, but it's still my favorite panel.

Bridgette Ryan

I lost the fight, I just loaded up comic 3,000 and started reading from there.

Boris Pelakh

One of my favorite bits of QC dialog is Faye's conversation with Marten after she runs away from the "Tetris" moment.

Mark

The length of time that Jeph draws the development of some of them out just to torture us! 😁

Uniquitous

I have the "Tetris" comic specifically bookmarked for just this occasion

Sean Kinlin

I remember this one well - it made my heart go pitter-pat!

Stephen Wells

When Faye says "Kiss-ass" Bubbles is trying very hard not to say "...absolutely would if you'd let me" :)

Duncan

"Brian....I want Brian!" "moaning.... Moaning!"

Stephen Wells

"Robots who want to smooch" becoming the central theme :)

Stephen Wells

Melon is a boddhisattva, she has reached enlightenment and perceives the true nature of reality. It is silly.

Stephen Wells

"Pansexual in the Spanish sense" :)

Stephen Wells

Yeah, that was a tipping point and no mistake :)

Charles Hirst

Celsius is still Centigrade in my head. We used Rankine instead of Kelvin. When the UK switched from fryingheat (Fahrenheit), the new numbers didn't mean anything to most people. We were given this rhyme : - 5 & 10 & 21 Winter, Spring, and Summer Sun. Then I moved to Oz - From Maritime Temperate to Continental Extreme - and 40°+ summers.

Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️

It's been a weird month so far. For some reason, I keep reading storyline in reverse

Captain Button

Negative Kelvin temperatures are sort of a theoretical thing, but describe a matter that is hotter than matter at an infinite temperature. [/physics_geek]

Captain Button

I thought Roko was pansexual, at least in French.

OldGoat

I see robot chassis as similar to cars. Wide range of sizes and styles, wide range of manufacturers' options, and all manner of aftermarket accessories available, with price ranges similar to automobiles. Olfactory upgrades would be very popular add-ons for less tricked out models.

Uniquitous

Panel 5... damn though

OldGoat

Stages 2-4 May was cuter.

OldGoat

Pintsize. Although I'm sure he's pansexual. Or in his case, omnisexual.

Ursus Ridens

I suspect that Bubbles' chemisensor suite is different from that of other 'bots (and from ours).

Michael Steamweed

Stage 7: Best dang manager that a chaos trash goblin (see: Marigold Stage: 4) could ever have. (but don't forget the tits)

Ursus Ridens

I prefer to think of it as a bunch of sticky notes scattered about.

pseudoclever

I'm so glad random came up with this comic. It might be one of the best, quintessential QC comics of all time.

Bridgette Ryan

Oh god, I am going to end up re-reading that entire arc again, aren't I?

Karel P Kerezman

Super-cute Bubs face there, indeed. This randomized trip through memory lane is worth it for that alone.

Andrew

Started here and worked backwards? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4341

BookBeard

*Church voice* *sigh* Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot.

Fart Captor

*Caboose voice* "…so that… would make you …a gay robot"

TV4Fun

WebcomicTime

Anton

Honestly, the romance of QC is one of those things that really hits for me. The depth of the relationships! The details! The delight of moments like this.

BookBeard

I'd like to think that somewhere there is a sticky note with: "New character: May Stage 1. Virtual reality ghost Stage 2. Unemployed convict Stage 3. Clown boys 'n watemelons Stage 4. Busted-ass charity case Stage 5. TITS! Stage 6. New job?"

Anthony Gaglianese

This is just one of many comics that gives me an answer to those weird "If you could be transported to any fictional world" shorts you see all over the place. I would want to be an AI in this universe just because post-singularity digital existence sounds fucking awesome.

William Cole

I bet Melon sees & hears some interesting things, but they probably can't even be imagined by human minds.

Luis Padilla López

That's right!!! I got it mixed up

Dan Isaacs

James Blunt. 😂

Miyaa

And meteorologist because we don’t like operating the physics-math with negative numbers, hence why Kelvin temperatures exist.

Miyaa

I would love to know what was Jeph’s thinking behind the evolution of May.

Holly Nelson

Next time QC springtime rolls around, can I please request Faye in bouncy pigtails again? It was adorable, though it only appeared in maybe one arc.

Taigan

Probably why I’m enjoying the occasional Willow/Iris moments.

Taigan

As wonderful as Faye and Bubbles relationship has become, I do get a kick out of these old strips building up to it with Faye in denial and Bubbles utterly failing to hide her attraction.

BookBeard

Also Yay. Yay uses Kelvin. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4594

Drazi

The bottom two panels are each gorgeous in their own way 😍

BookBeard

Actually that was earlier, while they were still at the fighting ring, shortly after Bubbles' first visit to CoD. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3166

BookBeard

Down with the pants-triarchy!

Lyman Green

As others said this was a fave of mine I loved you diving into AI world building in QC land

Miyaa

120.5 ℉ ≈ 49.1667…℃ ≈ 322.317… K which is 52 ℉ (11.111… ℃, 284.26 K) above the US conventional USA room temperature of 69 ℉ (20.556… ℃; 293.71 K).

Simon Davis

It's simple, but I really love panel 5. The composition, the sentiment, Bubbles herself - it's a favourite.

Melissa Wilson

🤯 All these years, we’ve been blaming the patriarchs of the fashion world & it’s been the government the WHOLE time!

Veronica Jane

Isn't part of the benefot of writing an alternate world where robots exist is that you get to make up your own fashion trends?

Melissa Wilson

Escalator temporarily stairs; sorry for the convenience! 🙃

Packy Anderson

Sigh, this is one of the reasons I totally fell for Bubbles. When she and Faye finally got together I posted on my Facebook "MY SHIP HAS COME IN!!!!!"

Doc Gumby

Hands down one of my favorite comics in all five thousand plus. Bubbles is also quite beautiful.

Packy Anderson

Only astronomers use Kelvin. 😝

BookBeard

Aw yeah that's the stuff, love me some AI lore! I remember wondering at the time whether Bubbles' superior senses were shared by all AI or if it was a feature of her military chassis. Given how other robots react to smelling tea I think it's safe to say the olfactory sensitivity is widely available, but I'm still curious about sight and hearing. The only AI aside from Bubbles that I can recall mentioning superhuman senses are Yay and Moray, neither of whom are using anything resembling civilian hardware.

Diptych

What does she sound like in your head?

ValdVin

Pay no attention to Bubs' solo panel five. It will mean nothing in the ongoing scheme of things.

Dean Reilly

Bubbles can't eat an apple, but she can crack a coconut between her thighs. I'd call that a worthwhile tradeoff.

smack54

The "you are beautiful," line cemented Bubbles voice in my brain for some reason and now whenever I read her dialog I hear that voice.

Hope

Ive discovered military pants, turns out all the pockets from womens regular clothing? Military took em, for thier pants

Josh Greiner

Thanks Mitch :)

KiTA

Why does she use Celsius? She should use Kelvin.

Luis Padilla López

I remember the next one where Faye realizes she's been a stink bomb around Bubbles and starts showering out of shame...

Ryan DeWeerd

Oh God, JNCO jeans were all the rage then for us.

Marshall Gates

Aww!

Cancertopia

I miss short hair bubbles, she was so dang cute. She still is, but she used to be, too.

Shawn K. Younkin

Faye just wants to hug Bubbles like a constrictor, but STRAIGHTLY!

Anne Marie

I love this strip so much. Watching their relationship grow was so wonderful. there is deep respect, trust and love between them. 🥰🥰🥰

Hope

Baggy cargo jeans were HUGE when i was in high school (early 2000s) and i couldn't be happier they're back, i can fit a whole hardback novel in each pocket

Ashlyn Crowe

I wonder if she can see Faye's stripes?

Tannerbot

Lovely little moments like this is why I stay.

Bill Silvia

This is right before Faye starts showering! Also, unless you're skipping forward a year, it's probably late winter/early Spring by the time we get back into the comic.

Matt Grayson

Ah! One of the greatest.

Ting

Awwww


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