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Utterly Twisted

🕑 Added 2024-10-29 01:08:55 +0000 UTC
Utterly Twisted

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enchantedsleeper

Sure, but she also never mentioned retiring. It's like characters who aren't seen in-comic for ages - we wouldn't assume they left town, unless someone says that they did.

Grace Kieser

I can't see Pintsize being into fire play. I don't think he has a nervous system!

Stephen Wells

Unfortunately she's constantly looking for ass to touch instead.

David Paul

The last we heard about her line of work, that I am aware of, was her providing upskirt material at Henry's and Maurice's wedding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2392

Ursus Ridens

Those are Tarot cards, right?

William Cole

There are some Oglaf comics that spring to mind.

William Cole

The wrong choice could really bute you in the ass.

William Cole

Good girl!

Sparky

Oh my. Anh needs friends.

Ace of Hearts

someone get Anh some grass to touch

enchantedsleeper

We need a montage! No dialogue, just facial expressions (and... body language)

enchantedsleeper

I love how Marten still has his hand raised, unsure what to do next xD

enchantedsleeper

I think the "pervert" bit is because they want to introduce two *more* people to this polyc- I mean, conversation (and one of them is the parent of one person in it)

enchantedsleeper

One wonders how many glasses of champagne she's had xD

Chris Warren

The main character of this comic should now be Anh. Everybody else can take a break.

Simon Vaillancourt

Oh shit that one girl on https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5180

Fred

Tai's look is perfect...

BookBeard

Indeed. In fact it's *so* weird, one might almost think that would be the point at which to abandon the "propositioning for a threesome" theory. And yet she carries on...

Philip Masters

She’s not interested in romance for herself at this point, but she was looking quite cutely sentimentally about the wedding ceremony.

Philip Masters

Though frankly it may be Martin threatening to bring his *mother* into this conversation that’s freaking her out most.

Stephen Wells

The other 4 need more cute, horny robots :) that's the only thing missing here

Philip Masters

He’s a guest at the wedding. He’s probably been pointedly out to her and identified by name, and she may well have been warned about him.

Philip Masters

Because it’s a silly careless misspelling?

Darnel D Cooper

Okay,.. you have to stop making me laugh out loud in public, or I'm going to have to save my patron time for home use only.

Woodys Woods

These make my week and I am glad that I subscribed for a year on this comic. You do such a good job with so many twists! And not the type of twists that you see, the type that go in an intirley different direction that have been *slightly* foreshadowed and right on with both the character development and their personality. I'm looking forward to finding out how yays' "vacation" goes Thank you so much for the enjoyment you have given over the years!

enchantedsleeper

Just thinking now that Sven said Anh was coming on pretty strong with him. Given what we've just witnessed, I can't even imagine how that conversation went...

OldGoat

Veronica will immediately diagnose Anh's deepest buried kink desires and promptly bring her to heel, literally & figuratively.

enchantedsleeper

I'm now starting to suspect Tai was unenthusiastic about having Anh in the wedding party and Dora insisted because of the sheer entertainment value. And she's now getting everything she dreamed of

Joe Bocanegra

I'm sure Martin's mom would be more than willing to help. Pintsize would just add fuel to the fire.

Duncan

The detail of Dora lifting her hands in shock in panel 2 is fabulous

Sydney J Freedberg

Anh is the worst and we love her

Frank Wales

The term 'Anh-appealing' comes to mind for some reason

allanfranta

"Relax! You're quite safe here." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epzmRZk6UU

Catherine Germann

I feel like Pintsize's reputation is well-known in this social circle.

Halloween Jack

Cf. Iggy Pop: https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo?si=hBJs_UpIQTlNh4Vq

Halloween Jack

Today in Suspiciously Specific (and Unprompted):

Mark

Anh seems to get her exercise by jumping to conclusions.

Mitsuki Ayane

the projection, I kinda figured Ahn was just fishing for something and now it's clear, she wants some kind of relationship she views as kinky but wants to pretend she doesn't want it. ~<3

Miyaa

“Everyone is Tired of Ahn”

Foal Papers

Woof! And also meep. And… maybe?

Magic Chopstick Games

Mom: goes to regular cast member drive-thru, gets a pleasant but unremarkable person with a decent office job

Jon K

... yet

Magic Chopstick Games

Ahn! SIT.

Jacob A Hicks

This has been one of my favorite bits in this comic for a while. Just silliness I needed. Thanks.

Clifton Royston

Good callback!

Clifton Royston

The regular cast members at home: Barry and Vespavenger.

Clifton Royston

Weirdly, I was in a discussion yesterday where I alluded to IBM’s mid-‘70s computer models with 26-bit addresses. I didn’t actually mention EBCDIC but I was thinking about it.

Clifton Royston

Hey we saw you from across the wedding reception and we totally hate your vibe. It’s just awful.

MikeT

Said the quiet part out loud

Stephen Wells

Anh, your options are now Veranhica or Piranha. Choose wisely.

Boots McGoot

i love her. So. Much. gonna do a PhD in Whatever Is Wrong With Anh

Allan Widner

I was thinking tonight Ahn is a bit ridiculous even for a comic strip character, then I thought about some of my social circle and said "OK, carry on then."

Brian Appel

Wow, flashback to my co-op days at no such agency... Big, huge terminals with lovely green letters

enchantedsleeper

Even better :DDD

enchantedsleeper

Past? I don't think Marten's mum ever stopped doing her work, did she?

Bill Silvia

I said Tai shouldn't have to speak, but if both of the brides are using this scene for entertainment, maybe they could try.

legobil

Is this when Marten and Hanners go getting both Pintsize and Veronica to see what Anh says.

David Paul

Given her past as Veronica Vance, it's entirely possible one could lead to the other. Especially if she brings her work suitcase: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4900

Dean Reilly

I love Dora's laughing face, it's very Kate Beaton.

legobil

Well, Pintsize is known to enjoy exploring puppy play. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5179

Shane Wegner

She won’t just Roll Over and Play Dead?

Pete

Veranhica

Joshua O'Madadhain

ITYM "Dora the Exploder"

Steve DeGroof

Anh seems to be straddling that line between "moral indignation" and "wishful thinking".

Stephen Wells

I think Anh has somehow looped around to sexually harassing *herself*.

Lorelei

I have an agenda. :)

BookBeard

I'm ace-aro (and rather further towards the outermost edge of that spectrum than most, I suspect) and, while I claim no expertise in this area, I'm really not getting an asexual vibe off of her. Aromantic perhaps.

Stephen Wells

99% of Anh's brain knows that she's a terrible brat and needs to be brought to heel. Unfortunately the other 1% is doing the talking.

Stephen Wells

It would be a great outcome if, the next time we meet Veronica, she has Anh on a leash and *nobody comments at all* :)

Stephen Wells

Yes she can, she's an heiress! :)

Jan Szejko

imo she wants to do all those things, just not with them (or even with them, but she's not honest with herself)

BookBeard

Someone get her a bag of shrooms and some birch bark. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4873

Stephen Wells

Sometimes he's a door to door pervert.

Bagge

Anh is NO ONES Good Girl!

BookBeard

"What do you mean these aren't people in costumes and this is actually a dog park? Buncha friggin' perverts..."

Robert Edwards

Back when I was a bright young kid, along about 1990, I got to show off how smart-aleck I was to my mainframe coworkers. They were trying to upload some data to the mainframe from our PCs. It wasn't working, Only garbage appeared on the 3270 terminals. Why didn't it work? It worked fine going the other way.... Well, it was because EBSCDIC was not just a mainframe thing, it was an IBM thing. We were using Displaywrite IV, an IBM word processor. Programs that translate EBCDIC to/from ASCII don't work when called upon to translate EBCDIC to EBSIDIC.... I became a guru of the subtleties of translating from an IBM PC to an IBM Minicomputer to an IBM mainframe. And it made a significant difference if your PC was running Displaywrite or Wordperfect, or Word. Fun times. Thank God for WWW standards and Unicode. After that, all we had to worry about was translating different versions of HTML

Sleepy John

I bet Bubbles has an EBCDIC translator; she was military, and nothing is ever so obsolete that the army doesn’t have some of it.

PostRetroism

Kid: Mom, can we have Anh as a regular cast member? Mom: We already have regular cast members at home.

Shane Wegner

If this is commentary about what happens to the Dumbing of Age audience anytime Joyce, Dorothy and Joe are remotely on panel, I agree.

Shane Wegner

What's this about wearing a leash and obeying commands like a good girl now? #OddlySpecific

legobil

At this point I’m convinced Anh just want/need to brag about her knowledge of dirty terms.

Andrew

Well in panel 2 they’re clearly all imagining it… maybe we need a bonus pic to give us some context?

Daniel Burnett

Then she better keep letting things get out of hand

Cole Blackblood

Very specific rejection there Anh...

Lightsabr2

but also...

Miyaa

Yes, Bubbles. Ahn’s aversion to perverts really impacted my ability to type.

Wednesday

I feel like no one tells Anh to sit with her discomfort and listen to other people talk.

Ursus Ridens

Wow! And there are so few speakers of EBCDIC left!. I think that the American Society of Obscure and Unnecessarily Difficult Encodings has put it on their Endangered list, and the ACM glossary listing simply says "See 'Ozymandias'". But Duolingo is testing a course in it, to which three people have (at last check) subscribed.

Ursus Ridens

Yep, somebody please get Veronica to straighten her out. (No, not that -- I mean, to clarify the situation.)

Todd Ellner

I would love her more if I knew she did

Graydon Armstrong

Bring back Flementine!

Graydon Armstrong

Why, are you... a good girl?

Graydon Armstrong

She *definitely* wants to be called a good girl. She thought that one out in too much detail not to be into it.

Sleepy John

He's speaking ASCII, she's speaking EBCDIC. The signals are flying, but there's no communication.

Sean Rotter

Realy hope Anh becomes a regular cast member.

BobC

Most QC strips make me giggle, some even make me guffaw. But very few make me snort like this one did! Damn, my sinuses hurt.

Fart Captor

I mean if she'd actually MET Pintsize before it'd be pretty reasonable to think they were perverts just by association

ValdVin

"And some other pervert bringing it back to you in their mouth, on all fours!"

jonesnori

Thanks. *munch*

jonesnori

Bubbles?

happy

I need that as an ultra wide screen wallpaper now 😂

William Cole

The panel 2 beat is just *mwaah*, bellissimo!

Timothy Roller

Hentai!!

JMK

I’m with Dora on this one.

Lorelei

To be clear, when I say that it annoys me when people make the mistake of generalizing us, I'm not calling you out. I'm not calling out QC either. It's been frustrating me lately with various webcomics that try to tackle asexuality and don't seem to really be talking about it from any educated place. I also think that Hannelore is just like. I genuinely really like her character and want to see her challenged more! So I'm obviously rooting for an outcome that puts her in an uncomfortable place, and getting her into a relationship with an asexual person who doesn't know that they're asexual would be pretty challenging for her! but it's basically mental fanfic at this point.

obw

Anh sucks I love her

William Cole

There's gonna be a line by the time this party is over.

Cozy

oh my gosh!!! 😂😂😂

Lorelei

okay so without getting super into the weeds, asexuality is a big spectrum and yes, I do know ace people who either like getting railed or, much more often, really really like the fantasy of it. One of my biggest pet peeves is that people tend to define all asexuality as extremely binary, "doesn't enjoy sex and isn't attracted to anyone". It's not even a spectrum--it's two spectrums, following those two separate components of asexuality. realistically, "I want him to rail me" isn't an ace line, assuming she knows she's ace. But I will point out that it's also very psychological language. The act of penetration might not be as important as the act of "being railed". The line implies she's not ace, but it still doesn't rule it out, especially when... Do we call it compallo? ... exists. basically, it's complicated, but I also can't be reasoned with.

Jay

"You can't throw a stick around here without hitting a pervert!"

Captain Button

She doesn't want to give anyone a handjob either.

William Cole

Well, she IS friends with Tai, so…

Captain Button

This sequence keeps reminding me of that woman in "Being John Malkovich" who keeps interpreting everything he says as some sort of come-on, when it clearly isn't.

BookBeard

Not to mention the "My mommy spanks people" t-shirt. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1828

ducksauz

I can't wait. It'll be glorious!

BookBeard

Yet another aspect of this situation that Pintsize has experience with. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3444

rhekke

Pintsize actually gives pretty good relationship advice when he tries.

Foal Papers

I… might have blushed when reading this. Possibly. Oh dear. Please tell me I’m not the only one?

Carl Fink

I'm going to be honest here: I don't know any ace people personally (that I know of). Would an asexual person really be demanding Sven "rail" her?

Grace Kieser

She does need something for her PhD

BookBeard

But he sure would have fun trying.

Carl Fink

Marten's mom is literally a fetish model, too. And they know May.

Grace Kieser

Can you think of anyone else that would have any actual knowledge of the subject? He's a deviant sexual goblin, and we should defer to the experts! And honestly, I think Pintsize would think her suggestions are too vanilla!

SpookyPenguin

In between the moron and the fool but just behind the schmuck

rhekke

Enjoy the ride my friend. It will all end in a horrific fiery crash, but it will be amazing to watch.

SpookyPenguin

Anh pointing at Starship "You're overcompensating"

Sean Kinlin

"My god, this wedding is full of perverts!"

Grace Kieser

This is glorious! Can we just have a whole comic of Ahn confidently assuming wrong?

Sean Kinlin

ExplodaDora?

Logan Nix

wow Anh, you're the worst to ever communicate huh 😂

BookBeard

R.I.P. Dora, died of Anh.

Julie Chan

Oh please oh please I want someone to put this idiot in her place

Drazi

Now now, before we say "smooth pervert", we must remember they also come ribbed.

BookBeard

The more common (and dare I say reasonable) response in this situation would have been more along the lines of "Wait, what the fuck!?". I think the laid back nature of their replies is just further convincing Anh that she is assuming correctly. The problem is that they have been desensitized by the weirdness of their social circle in general, and Pintsize in particular.

Peter Fox

We have reached the point where Hanner's is seriously suggesting Pintsize as a solution to a problem. I'm not sure how to respond to this.

Diptych

That is a hell of a way to escalate things when someone comes over to you to ask you to please stop sexually harassing their friend.

Miyaa

Ahnie Morebucks?

Miyaa

I bet Pintsize takes one look at Ahn and then asks Bubbles to yeet him out of the neighborhood.

Chas Simmons

Confirmation bias run amok!

Opus the Poet

She's just so wrong... Pintsize couldn't get through to her.

Miyaa

I just want to know how did Tai & Ahn meet. Had to have been some SMIF board of directors meeting where Ahn’s mom is their chancellor at the time.

Anthony Gaglianese

Wow...throw out the mat for Jumping to Conclusions, get the pole vault course ready, Anh is REALLY going off the reservation. *grabs lawn chair and popcorn*

Melissa Wilson

somehow, I think all of this would merely amuse Veronica, but Pintsize may be able to shock her back to her senses (assuming she once had them?)

Nicolas Demers

Tai is just Done

Ulfric

Dora may just explode

Carrie

Sounds like one of my best relationships. Not perverted, just not boring normal.

Miyaa

No Marten isn’t a pervert, he was born into it, molded by it, has many pictures of him holding his mom’s dildos as a child!

Elf Sternberg

"Honey, that's work, and you can't afford my hours."

Carrie

Yes!

Elf Sternberg

Anh has absolutely no clue just how much firepower Martin and Hannalore can call down in situations like this, does she? Maybe Tai will get to write another "dissertation."

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

From your lips to Jeph's ears!

Dave Van Domelen

To be fair, Pintsize is definitely a pervert.

Brendan Luster

doing communication

LH

you've been struck by a smooth pervert

chili sunrise

Anh is stressing me out

Davus Otho

OMG! I don't know what I expected, but not this, and Ahn totally looks better when you see her mess up. (It's cute/bratty instead of bitchy.)

Doc Gumby

Marten needs to put on his jacket. Right now he looks like a Mormon missionary.

Nik Carlson

That makes at least two guest that need to meet Martin's mom.

Michael Boettger

Oh Ahn, now would be a good time to withdraw- before Pintsize or Veronica get involved.

Lorelei

calling it now anh is ace spectrum. nobody allosexual just defaults to a fantasy like that unprompted. anyways I'm shipping this and I cannot be reasoned with

That Blair Guy

I never imagined we'd see a situation where Pintsize would potentially be the reasonable one.

Adarsh Nednur

Anh doesn't kinkshame, but mom/son duos are a bridge too far

djellafine

This line of reasoning is fascinating

Taigan

I’m pretty sure she’s done with her bridesmaid.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

But she's Tai's friend.

Pejo

Those are some Dwight Schrute levels of misplaced confidence.

CthonicBelletrist

Dora is having a blast and Tai looks like someone who has been friends with Anh for a long long time.

Fred Baker

(five minute belly-laugh)

ValdVin

(Threesome. Polycule. Dogplay on a leash, wearing collar.) None of these rise to the level of PERVERTS! for Anh?

Travis Young

Tai: utterly done with her wife in this moment

Rawrisaur

Anh deals with situations like an angry customer who realized they were completely wrong; initiating the encounter with full confidence, only to confuse herself into being the one trying to bail first.

e.a.rowe

I've been present for this conversation a LOT 😂

Tannerbot

And Dora is just looking forward to the ever building disaster. I love it

Simon Vaillancourt

I'm gonna get some popcorn

Carrie

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Not that Patrick Foltz

PFFFFF

Carrie

No thnx, I am laughing too much.

KingAtticus

Making new friends is hard, especially when you’re experiencing conflicting feelings about them 😆

Elberik

That was the THIRD guess??? What sort of crowd is she running with?

Tim Mitchell

This keeps getting better.

MoonieKitten

If someone ever asks me to summarize what QC is in one panel, this would be one of the top 5 I'd choose from

Darren Franzen

wait.,,wut

Ally

Tell me you’re interested without telling me you’re interested.

Harsh and Joan

Pintsize's shenanigans senses must be tingling

Zig Justice

Or is that just me? ...Phrasing!

Daniel Burnett

This is getting out of hand 😂

Clark Wells

Ahnie are you ok? Are you ok Ahnie?

Vilinda

🤣🤣🤣 OH MY GAWD!!! I AM DYING!!!

Jon

*makes popcorn* anyone want any?

Zig Justice

Communication is hard?

Aditya Rameshan

This is spiraling faster than I expected 🤣🤣🤣

Yelling Bird

Oh, I'd love to see Veronica's opinion on this. :)

Randall Norman Pick

Yay shows back up JUST to make this weirder.

Doc Gumby

Wow, Ahn. Telling us a little more about yourself than you think, maybe?


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