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enchantedsleeper

Incredible stuff

enchantedsleeper

They were within Cubetown :D

joe velsher

Oh god....imagine getting that kind of approval stamped onto your OHIP card....

joe velsher

"neither have I?"

Pretzel

OMFG, last panel had me rolling in pain from laughter 😂.

Clifton Royston

Aka "spung!"

ValdVin

I want Moray to be fluid-bonded with someone.

legobil

Wow. Moray. You really are a mouthful. Its a fellatio joke, you see.

Ursus Ridens

You could, what, drown?

Maurice Kessler

Spit-take!!

Brendan Luster

apologies, American imperialism spellings

Technoir

Me too, Sven. Me too.

BookBeard

Melon probably, and yes.

JourneymanWizard

Anywhere you want, they got it. Anything you need, they got it. Anything at all, they go it. Oh and wear protection, Sven. Nobody wants to wonder about the weird little cloud in Moray's gloop.

Magic Chopstick Games

*poolg*

Will Weaver

How would making out with Moray even work, anyway? That sounds potentially dangerous. 🤔🤣

Stephen Wells

Ever since the waterbed comment I'm pretty sure Claire is down for some Moray cuddles :) we live in hope.

Markus Schaber

We're getting deeper and deeper into NSFW territory ... 😎

Boots McGoot

Liz gets the punchline of all time

David Paul

Oh, it's likely to head in the same direction, either way (straight down, in flames).

David Paul

As Doctor Heteronormative's automata (with gears and whirligigs obviously glued on). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1526

David Paul

So long as Sven worked on his aim in the intervening time.

Darnel D Cooper

I missed that second strip, thank you. If her state of "mind" controls her form she can probably take any shape that her current mass allows. Thank you.

Jace Arveduin

Who's taking the Spicy Mayo shots? Should I be concerned for them?

BookBeard

Well, you certainly shouldn't operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Faye's breasts. But Bubbles IS heavy machinery, so it's probably fine. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1784

BookBeard

Especially when he uses his "come hither" look. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1078

BookBeard

She claims to be able to change breast size, although we've yet to see this happen. She can definitely change shape into a sort of puddle but it's unclear whether this can also be done voluntarily or if it's exclusively an emotional reaction. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5034 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5201

Mitsuki Ayane

to be fair, Sven has that effect on most women, so Liz stood no chance. ~<3

Andrew

Whereas ‘gremlin on the wing’ has a very predictable outcome

Darnel D Cooper

I wonder if she can change shape? Seen her detached parts of herself w/o making a mess and shifting enough to be a bong,... but canshe be taller, or shorter?

Darnel D Cooper

Holy spit. So she knows how to kiss,.. and has concerns with humans investing her fliuds,.... Jeph,.......

dizzy ditzy

Wrong blue AI, Liz, but very close. Find May and try again, should work if you do that!

Bagge

Liz discovering... Sven makes me laugh every time.

James A. Whitney

Everything about the last panel is solid gold.

Bagge

You just know it's not the first time the middle panel has happened to him. The last panel on the other hand...

Minzoku Bokumetsu

When you're thrust at his snoot While you're flailing aboot That's a Moray

Minzoku Bokumetsu

also the last panel!

Czarzhan

That last frame, Liz's whole... just all of it, that made me guffaw.

Opus the Poet

Prices range from $20 to over $500, and sizes from 6 cm to over 20 cm. I do NOT want to see what boobular monstrosity needs 20 cm hiders.

Jim Feldman

Sven and May i believe covered some of that ground

Opus the Poet

Canonically 19, legal in all 50 states and Canada.

Carl G Knoblock

So underrated that I just now got it.

Magic Chopstick Games

Paging Rod Sterling

TheCaptainTrout

Oh F, I didn't even realze the extra mechanical joke

ValdVin

" 'Make out with this guy' she says. I've never heard that before!"

Joshua

That’s definitely an original pickup/refusal line. I’ll have to keep that one in mind to offer as terrible advice.

Yelling Bird

I'll take the hit. I'll let Moray experiment on me. You're welcome Canada.

Alcaria Swain

"Wait you're projecting" "Shut up, it's cold in here" is WILD. Absolutely underrated joke

Alex Burka

Explain the Moray bong incident then!

Adam Abbott

Sorey

Andrea Andrew

Hope Moray’s evaluation goes well so she can give everyone in the cast a kiss, possibly a lick the tuna and down the banana, maybe some cake hole stuff.

Miyaa

Off frame, Bubbles is checking whether the US Surgeon General has approved her for oral use with Faye.

Miyaa

Except it will probably be in Canadian Tire dollars and enough Pirelli tires to outfit all F1, F2, and F3 teams for their Canadian Grand Prix race.

Miyaa

Okay, you’ve won the internet tonight.

Pejo

Love Sven's expression in the middle panel 😂

Dean Reilly

Panel 2 is clearly NOT the first time that Sven has been in this situation...

Pejo

or aboat if we're talking eastern Canada

Antonio E Gonzalez

The road to Liz/Sven continues to be paved.

Pejo

Beat me to it lol (the comment, I mean, beat me to making that comment, that's all)

Katrina Urmson

Oh Liz.

Shey

Same 😂

Drazi

Wait! Doesn't the bartender count as a cute girl?

Mad Marie

(sings) I lost my beer last Thursday, While making out with an AI. It might appear that I'd be thirsty, But that robot gal was anything but dry. No spirit in my glass Could be finer than that liquid lass. But all that's left are Sentient teardrops in my eye. (glass harmonica solo)

Todd Ellner

As opposed to ... Pygmy bulbs? Please don't say "bi-pin"

MikeT

when Sven realises he can pivot from redneck country to AI-redneck-country, he is going to need a swimming pool for his canadian dollars

Todd Ellner

And yet the Canadian Army is the source for an inordinate number of things that are now illegal under the law of war. "It's not a war crime the first time" seems to be their motto

Mad Marie

It's a tit nipply in here, doncha think?

Todd Ellner

Sven wasn't even planning on making a play for Moray

Todd Ellner

18 is legal in Massachusetts

S S

And now I'm thinking about Liz's headlights, so thanks for that.

Carl Fink

I want to hear the country song Sven writes about this. Really. I do. Jeph, record the song Sven writes! I challenge you!

Cory Thorp

I’m not sure exactly when I’m going to stop laughing at that third panel, but when I do, my wife and kids will be taking me to see some nice doctors and their fancy jacket.

Joseph Bonnar

All this, just to take our mind off poor Yay.

Drazi

I mean, I think Liz is of age...

BookBeard

Nine out of ten Canadian dentists agree...

BookBeard

*Pizza Girl bursts in* I saw my signal in the sky!

BookBeard

My money is on Yay reappearing *during* Bembo week.

Carrie

🤣😂🤣😂

runrin

evan bullying liz back in a consensual way... 🤤

Spike McLarty

I had to re-read the comic 3 times... Also really loving that Health Canada deems Moray subject to regulation (as a... Consumer Product I guess??) *and* has informed Moray of this.

Adam Lindsay

I haven't cackled so hard in a long while

runrin

really want marten and moray to cuddle. preferably with claire too, but i'll take what i can get rn.

R L

I did NOT expect a reference to Santé Canada.

enchantedsleeper

Quick, someone tell Evan that Liz needs handling (ifyouknowhatImean 😏)

Aeryn Monet

It's a zeugma! Literally AND metaphorically projecting

enchantedsleeper

Lmao

enchantedsleeper

Last regular strip of 2024 (before Bembo Week) :D

William Cole

🏆

enchantedsleeper

This has awakened something in Sven

William Cole

Let's not open any holes—Moray's prone to leaks as it is!

William Cole

Saskatoon fistbump!

Fart Captor

Choosing to believe there weren't any cute ladies nearby and Liz just wanted to see Moray kiss SOMEBODY

James Roy

Well played

Opus the Poet

Well Sven's loss, I'm sure.

Doc Gumby

*bows aka Wayne's World* we are not worthy!

Joseph Houk

Or both at the same time.

ValdVin

Google "headlight hiders", but don't do it in the library, or you'll be kicked out. ...from what I hear.

Julie Chan

LOL

Drazi

Poor Sven.

ValdVin

Good gawd that last panel is full of bellylaughs. Liz, Moray, and Sven giving us three punchlines? Fantastic job, Jeph.

Alex W

Sven's annoyed resignation in that second panel is amazing

Aditya Rameshan

I love how Sven just lets himself be dragged over, despite his look of "damn it, not again" 😂

Drazi

Look, if it looks like toothpaste...

MikeT

Inb4 that is not the first time Sven's heard that rejection line

BookBeard

When she declines to make out And he spit-takes his stout That's A Moray!

Matt Doyle

I haven't been evaluated by Health Canada for oral use is one of my favorite lines of dialogue of all time. Not just in QC. Shakespeare, Sorkin, Jaques. For real.

Doc Gumby

Cliffhanger on Friday.

Darren Franzen

I’ll take Canadian Thanksgiving!

SilverbackRon

Just a bit of nip in the air.

kaitou

If she projected much more, she'd find Batman answering her call.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

That would open up a hole to kink Sven probably isn't even ready for.

Bill Silvia

Also, Sven is probably going to make BANK off of that sentence.

Likeablejerk

Look, Health Canada really needs to fast track that evaluation.

nirev

Liz energy is amazing in this one hahaha Good on Moray for politely being the most adorable!

Everett Bradshaw

If we are going to evaluate Moray...I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Matt Grayson

Make-outs with Moray could be the best or worst or anything in between.

BookBeard

Well, the apology *is* the national bird of Canada. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2942

David Durant

Given the usual pace of the strip and their panic desire to retreat, how long - in real time - before we see Yay again? Bets from "next strip" to "christmas 2026" are encouraged 😄.