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Edmund Fitzgeraldry

🕑 Added 2024-09-04 01:06:29 +0000 UTC
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Stomat

Wait, who is pink hair bot checking out?

Clifton Royston

You know what they say - One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

SilverbackRon

I love Liz so much in this, you can just hear the deadpan delivery of that final line.

Steve H

I want to hug Moray too. Poor thing.

enchantedsleeper

Still miss this Yay

ValdVin

@BookBeard: It might be, but I'm joking about the alcoholic drink. If it sound old fashioned (no pun intended)(okay, maybe), it dates back more than a century. Gin, grenadine, and an egg white, shaken.

William Cole

I don't think I'll ever forget that. They're terrifying in that scene.

David Durant

Mm-hmm. I'd forgotten we'd seen Yay torture someone and look like they were rather enjoying it.

Stephen Wells

I finally tracked down a strip where we learn a little about how fast Yay can move. According to https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3412 they can go from the other side of a large room to neck-gripping distance faster than Corpse Witch could draw a gun.

Zain Redding

Stephen Wells

Rise agaiiiinnnnnnn

Brian Leahy

Aurelia is a ready source of hugs.

Hugh Eckert

Burma Shave!

BookBeard

Fact.

Zygo

I could also see "Usually the 1pm explosion is smaller" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4932

Zygo

That impact could have a really awkward number of innocent sentient casualties...though I could see that scene as panels 1-3 of a 4-panel, with the last panel being "OK let's find Yay before they do something like that."

It's Lina

Mary Ellen Carter > Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

William Cole

Like Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.

William Cole

For future generations of Cubetowners, praising Aurelia will be like saying a hail Mary.

Miyaa

“All hail the Librarian’s Mother! All hail MommyMilkers!”

ValdVin

Am I supposed to be getting "Look Around You" vibes from this (and the author's note)? Because I am.

Dilemma01

Well done!

Dilemma01

I was feeling Terry Pratchett here for a moment...

Mitsuki Ayane

Aurelia is going to come in from the top rope. ~<3

David Durant

It's never been 100% clear. I also think she's her own person (hence the whole "being re-absorbed" thing is super-creepy) but it's not been spelled out.

David Paul

Needs the accompanying Claireface...

Dean Reilly

May is going to be pissed when she learns that Yay has a flight mode and she's still walking around like a chump!

Cass

I mean, would we say "great"?

legobil

I think you misspelled “copulation”. Wait.

Graydon Armstrong

The joke worked.

Charles Hirst

@Opus -Youngster, you *may* grow out of it. (Family lore - The first 100 years are the worst!)

Graydon Armstrong

Nah, she's her own person! She's even different than the other Morays, in that she didn't want to be reabsorbed. She has different pronouns than the Director, and if she were basically the same, the Director wouldn't need Morays for communication. The Director is probably more like a parent, although obviously the relationship is more complex, what with the possibility of reabsorbtions and whatnot.

She Purple

I understand this is not the point rn, but I am truly digging Bubs’s hair this (in-world) evening!

KiTA

I'm a fan of double spacing after a period at the end of a sentence, but I've been told this makes baby Jesus cry.

Todd Ellner

I think the Director could do for them but would really rather not. If Yay does something dumb it could change things

Bagge

Cubetown will tell this legend forever. "And when the Scary AI came for the Director, no one could stop them... No one, but the Librarian!" "But how could even the Librarian stop the Scary AI?" "She summoned the one person who is even more powerful than the Librarian." "But who could be more powerful than the Librarian?" "The Librarian's Mother!" "OMG!" "OMG!"

Scott

Aurelia Hugs... sigh.

Bagge

Liz is helping

Rachel Maeroff

I would however love to see their first communication. Will it create a black hole? Create a new form of life? So many possibilities! 😂

legobil

I’m hoping neither the Director nor Yay prepares for combat :(

YsabetJustYsabet

Somebody needs to find Yay and give *them* a hug too. Oogh; just realized, all their other bodies have probably vanished somewhere too. Hope someone's feeding their dogs.

Charles Hirst

Not as the Medes and Persians.

Uniquitous

Probably

Lisa

This characterization of Liz's existential crisis is both illuminating and heartbreaking. Maybe it's a step forward that she can joke about it like this?

pseudoclever

Next comic: The first episode of Alice Grove

BookBeard

@ValdVin, So she's named after a fruit? Do I perhaps detect a new member of the Melon/Lemon family?

David

That's a Moray!

Rachel Maeroff

This whole storyline has me anxiously waiting for each strip! I love it! But give me things faster 😂

David

Scared of what you might catch

David

When you batten a hatch

Mika Ears

As in you actually believe Yay wouldn't survive? Or metaphorically fatal for their newly found social life?

Charles Hirst

Too many em & ems. {sometimes extra spacing is justified}

Todd Ellner

That would be a fatally stupid thing for Yay to do

Charles Hirst

Sufficient unto the day are the typos thereof - employ a Preafrooder!

Todd Ellner

They are nothing compared to the Power Cosmic of Aurelia Hugs

Uniquitous

If anyone doesn't get the reference, or you just want a good cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuW3FKYOCDs

n0s482

Same!

Uniquitous

You're in a bar, Moray. Do as the Romans do.

BookBeard

The only winning move is not to Yay.

BookBeard

At first I thought it might be a regional spelling difference, but looks like it's just a typo. Nice catch.

Andrew

Yeah it’s mostly relaxed now they’ve figured out BLE doesn’t interfere, think just wifi these days? Figured above would be familiar to most ppl :)

Pejo

She perked up at the mention (yell) of the Director. Could be nothing, could be something.....,..

KiTA

Is Sufficiant the right spelling, or is it Sufficient? Not sure if those are two different words.

KiTA

Hm... It certainly feels monospace, but now that I see the sample on Comicraft, probably not. (Font is Letterbot by Comicraft, the , made me think it was one of the fonts I use for IRC and coding.)

BookBeard

Cubetown might want to keep an eye or two trained upward. Just in case, hypothetically, a decommissioned communications satellite should just happen to coincidentally fall out of orbit. Entirely by accident of course. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4667

Charles Hirst

I think they'll make Whitefish Bay - with help from Roko and Aurelia.

kaitou

Except it's not monospace (but there does appear to be an extra space there - good catch).

Likeablejerk

It's his warning poster from the time he ordered all the pizzas.

ValdVin

That daffodil deodorant really gets around. How many of the cast have been nicknamed "Flower Pits" so far?

Opus the Poet

I'm 65YO, mine has been going on for 51 years this April. I'll let you know if it ends.

AlexKorobeiniki

Well, no, I’m pretty sure there’s at least one definitive end.

Opus the Poet

Does it matter that I know what happened to the MS Edmund Fitzgerald?

Vinicius de Moraes

same! I literally subscribed to this Patreon because I was anxious to find out what would go on with Yay!

Daryl Sawyer

And Faye hugs cure the rest.

Andrew Mitchell

Came here specifically to check for any "that's a Moray" comments. Thanks for not leaving me disappointed. ♥️

Fart Captor

Much more likely she wishes she were hugging Moray imo, but to me her expression reads as side-eye. Probably wants to be sure the upset slime girl is with friends and the bouncer isn't needed

Daryl Sawyer

This is the first time in a long while I've been so invested in a story I'm impatient for updates.

BookBeard

A healthy dose of Mom Vibes and maybe some Cosmo cuddles and Yay will calm down enough to call off the apocalypse. For now.

Jay

She's wondering who this "Director" is.

BookBeard

It's the smell of daffodils that gives Marten hugs their power. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1564

Joseph Bonnar

Why do I think that the red haired droid in the middle panel is wishing Marten would hug HER? SVEN! You are needed!

Jared Kolbly

To be fair, it is Yays fault for sneaking around others "home" while thinking they are untouchable.

BookBeard

When a squishy sad face Calls for dad-mode embrace That's a Moray

enchantedsleeper

I love how protective Liz is of Moray <3333

Graydon Armstrong

It doesn't anymore, though... Or maybe it depends on the country?

Summer

Hopefully it’s not the Corpse Witch of November.

ValdVin

Fanon all but demands she be named Pink Lady. (Sorry Jeff Altman, you're not cast in this show.)

BobC

Is it time for Liz to upgrade from uno to Dos Equis?

Drazi

I'm not convinced that's not a picture of Pintsize

Drazi

Ewwwwwwew. Yah, nope. 🤢

Melissa Wilson

Pink bartender can mind my business, too!

Thunder

Eh, it's not really "used", since in a sense Moray "is" the Director. But it's never a good feeling when you think you're doing something nice, and then realize that you accidentally made somebody's day worse.

Graydon Armstrong

The ol' Dark Willow.

Kenneth Harris

Eve for short

Melissa Wilson

Urgh! NOOO! The curious bartender we agree on… The Spicy bottle, however, is a hard no, though - it’s mayo. *shiver* ROOM temperature mayo. 🤢

Captain Button

EavesDroppingBot

allanfranta

Bartender side eye, she's watching the trouble maker. It's always the little ones...

allanfranta

Millennia, so far.

KiTA

Typo: 1 extra space after Metaphorical. (Isn't monospace fun?)

Bridgette Ryan

The more I see Moray, the more I want to hug her. The goopiest of hugs!

Kenneth Harris

Pink bartender can mind her business.... and the goblin can be quieter

Magic Chopstick Games

GOBLIN MOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson

I hate that airplane mode does that.

ValdVin

https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/fault-2/

SpazzyC

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin' "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya" At 7 PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya" The captain wired in he had water comin' in And the good ship and crew was in peril And later that night when his lights went outta sight Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Zig Justice

I would definitely be interested in sharing a drink from that bottle labeled "SPICY" with that bartender

AlexKorobeiniki

Oh, assuredly. I don’t think it’s actually likely.

Tannerbot

Moray must he lovely to hug. But also, man, to realize you were used like that must be the loneliest feeling in the world.

The World Famous Chocomerican

I also want to hug her.

Graydon Armstrong

I don't think that's the sort of thing the comic could just move on to the next chapter from, though. It would really mark a fundamentally new era for the comic.

The World Famous Chocomerican

I think we've all been in a mass existential crisis for years.

MayLaBelle

So more like a My Little Pony villain arc?

Eric Sieck

I guess they end...theoretically

The World Famous Chocomerican

Talk no jutsu

William Cole

She's breaking my squishy heart. : (

voyager-ngc5195

Who had 'the evening turns into that scene from WarGames (but it's somehow not Pintsize's fault)' on the bingo board?

Matthew Van Gangelen

Huh?

Elberik

Yay about to go on an anime villain arc. Where they're pulled back from the brink by a group hug.

Yelling Bird

How long are existential crises supposed to last? Cause mine started YEARS ago.

Andrew

Yay’s flight mode turns off everyone else’s wifi & bluetooth

Graydon Armstrong

I'd want a Moray hug. Can she split in two and hug herself?

AlexKorobeiniki

*almost

AlexKorobeiniki

Bubble’s concern is extremely valid, though I’m confident with Aurelia and Roko on the case we will hopefully be able to avoid full nuclear meltdown. Literally. That being said, wouldn’t it be fucking hogwild if Jeph’s getting cold feet about moving marten and now Yay’s gonna nuke Cubetown so marten has to stay here 🤣

chili sunrise

Pink bartender lady will be part of the main cast in 946 strips

Miyaa

Let Faye, Marigold, or Willow hug Moray. They will make her a new slime AI!

Drazi

I'm still interested in the bartender who is interested.

Zig Justice

Sad squishy girl

Taigan

Pink bartender lady seems curious as to what’s going on. You’d think this kind of thing was unusual in an AI bar.

Brendan Luster

just like anyone can have an existential crisis on command. check your privilege

Graydon Armstrong

Thanks, ants. Thants.

Doc Gumby

Marten hugs cure almost everything.


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