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Sadboi Era

🕑 Added 2024-08-18 01:10:21 +0000 UTC

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Doug DeJulio

Maybe that specific beer smells awful? Oh, right, Melon exists. Never mind.

SheepFace2000

Man I forgot how much of a douche Sven was

PostRetroism

Sven plays only Bards in D&D games, and his dick is his familiar.

PostRetroism

It's a hipster bar, you want people to notice what beer you're drinking. Or it's a honky-talk bar way outside of town that can't afford kegs and taps and all that expensive stuff.

PostRetroism

In panel 4 I can definitely hear Barney. Legend...

Chris Warren

Kinda wanted to punch ol' Sven in the mouth after panel four there.

Amanda L

Doug has a point, but then there's the fact that pouring into a glass releases more aroma, which is what the AIs would be appreciating if they ordered one, so wouldn't serving the "usual" way be the norm here anyway?

enchantedsleeper

That's what I get for relying on my own memory! Also, have we really had two timeskips? Not just the one?

BookBeard

Actually Dora and Tai were already together at that point, but certainly pre-engagement. It was at least two timeskips ago, rough estimate I'd say probably somewhere between one and two years.

Yelling Bird

Yeah, I didn't before now, but since you said it, it totally fits.

Poodie

Pop-Up venues without draft beer spigots, 12 cases of mugs and a dishwasher.

Mark Brehob

She has the money to pay him back now. I suspect that will come up. I'm curious if he'll take it. I'm happy to ship them though.

Not that Patrick Foltz

You can 'get halfway there' on personal revelations. Sven first got to 'What I'm doing isn't working for me' and then once her stepped back from the man-whore a bit he realized that there was and emptiness. Now he has finally accepted the root of the issue that he had been plastering over for years, he is lonely.

Not that Patrick Foltz

2nd Reference to 'cute blue AI' she has a name! Did I miss somehting?

Andrea Andrew

She seemed to feel something with Sven.

Not that Patrick Foltz

Don't see it happening

Guilherme Monteiro

A case of Crabs so bad, incurable, and rocking that it might as well be called Rock Lobsters at this point?

Guilherme Monteiro

The Sventsize caucus will welcome you

Ashbury Haight

Yeah, I'm fine now, got the right ones... all my glasses are the same frames, I need to put the old ones away instead of leaving them sitting around where I can mistake them for my current ones and end up driving blind. I just assumed my vision was blurry for some other reason and was like 🤷 what can ya do

allanfranta

It's ok to have friends outside of a damaged relationship. Take the kids to a kid's park and meet some friends you didn't know before.

allanfranta

Good friend! Keep you safe!

Dylan T

Well I do *now*.

David Paul

Not gonna lie, that really was 😊

Joseph Bonnar

No.

David Paul

@LH Pintsize was totally prepared to allow Marten to bone him after his breakup with Dora, so... maybe? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812

Uniquitous

That'd be a tough row to hoe. I don't think love is on May's to-do list.

Miyaa

Am I the only one who hears Sven as Neil Patrick Harris?

Mark

Possibly 2 if he manages to revise their take on the close-up vibe.

enchantedsleeper

So if Sven has been in therapy since the last blow-up with Dora... How long has he been in therapy for 🤔 Vibes-wise, it doesn't sound like THAT long, but obviously in real-world time it's been years. And in comic time by rights it should have been at least a couple of years, given that Dora got together with Tai and got engaged in that time.

enchantedsleeper

Well, now he has therapy

Stephen Wells

He does get huge royalties from his hit song "Just me an' my spirochaetes".

Richard

That's called a hah-nia

Bagge

Take up boating, hang out with Steve

Sammitch

Marigold caught wind of a goo girl, and no force on earth could stop her getting to that club. May comes along to watch the show.

panpolypuff

May's gonna walk in soon, and Sven's gonna confess to her.

BobC

Oh. So THAT explains my two hernias! Good to know.

Yelling Bird

Ahh, quality over quantity. I've only been with a handful of ladies, but those I was with, I was with a LOT. Personally, I find it more fun once you've learned what a partner likes. Also, I just said "a handful of ladies" and I find that funny because it sounds like the title of an 80's cock-rock album.

TheCaptainTrout

I mean, he actually had sex with women unlike any Tate incel fans. So not sure applicable to that group

Sarah Valentine

There may only be one joke, but there's so many fun variations of it!

Sarah Valentine

"What has that left me with?" Gonorrhea? Chlamydia? A case of Crabs so bad and incurable that it might as well be called Lobsters at this point? Take your pick!

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Being lonely in a marriage is worse than being lonely while single, so sorry for you

Minzoku Bokumetsu

plus how many STDs?

Matthew Van Gangelen

My confidence overfloweth.

BookBeard

Herp derp https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1768

Doug DeJulio

Someone who's in a bar for a different species, I suspect.

Magic Chopstick Games

Not to be confused with Miranda Sex Garden

darklion

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I thought that was where we last saw him at? If anything, it feels like he regressed to less self-awareness.

Dean Reilly

Who drinks their beer straight from the can in a bar?

William Cole

Omniscient Inner Marten: "A clown nose & some rotting watermelon."

William Cole

Alternate Inner Marten: "Herpes?"

Samuel Fout

Sven is a case study for all the zoomers on that Tate bs

Katie Spina

That's what I was thinking of too 🤣 glad somebody said it

Drazi

Ah, sounds like a good song topic.

William Cole

Can he make tugboat noises?

LH

there's really only the one potential joke

LH

the real question is if Sven is Pintsize's type!

BookBeard

That was before the time skip, so at least a few months.

SilverbackRon

I honestly feel bad for Sven, he has had a massive change in his life since he dated Faye (and then blew that up with his own stupidity). For the first time he saw what could be, but was drawn back by what was familiar (well, his DICK is familiar). Anyhow, I think he might have actually been finding a connection with May but his better nature made him decline once he had helped her buy a new body. I wonder if I he will reconsider that. He might try what he tried with Faye, just reappearing around May and see how she reacts. Perhaps if SHE is the one to initiate, he might go for it? Ahhh, who are we kidding? He is leaving here with a lovely lady, be she human or AI. That is my bet.

BookBeard

But is Pintsize really Sven's type? I mean... can you imagine Sven being in a relationship with a blue AI with a criminal background that enjoys horrifying pornography and hides the fact that they actually care for people behind crude jokes and sexual innuendo? oh... wait...

SilverbackRon

Best of luck to you, Zig.

Tim Keating

I have always had it in my mind that they get together at Dora & Tai's wedding... should that blessed day ever arrive.

SilverbackRon

We did have that time jump of unspecified length.

SilverbackRon

That was the best pretend date ever.

Green

I'm expecting folks to really pull their weight tonight and deliver upon us all the potential jokes Marten could have made in this moment.

Andrea Andrew

So lonely, his hair grew back uneven. Seriously, I hope he reveals that he might be in love with May.

BookBeard

Sven: "What has that left me with?" Inner Marten: "Nothing a round of penicillin wouldn't clear up AAYYYYYYYYY"

dizzy ditzy

Time to reestablish that connection with the cute blue AI then

Sean Kinlin

Marten finds Real Sven to be pretty unreal.

Morgan

Because for as much as it is reasonable for Sven to feel lonely after not forming any real meaningful emotional connections over the past who-knows-how-many-years, he's also complaining about how much it sucks that he's been having, and I quote, "tons of sex with all kinds of beautiful women".

Buck Caldwell

Look up "Projekt Melody" - she's the next best thing.

Logan Nix

I remember Sven and Hanners having a nice platonic dynamic

Logan Nix

Sven talking about his feelings is the ultimate irony. He's a notorious womanizer who avoids emotional connection like the plague, historically

Logan Nix

Several years in real time, a few weeks in QC time... maybe. I could be guessing.

darklion

i must have forgotten the dynamic between these two. why is Marten struggling not to laugh?

Zig Justice

Hah! Not likely. I guess I should have qualified it by saying "married, and also an introvert with extreme social anxiety". But! I DO have video games!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

feewings... nothing more than feewings...

ValdVin

Only if Pintsize wears his Little Black Dress in front of Sven.

Shawn K. Younkin

Miranda Sexbot! I need to know more!

Zig Justice

It's not. Working on a way out, but due to child custody laws in Japan, I have to wait until 2026.

Ashbury Haight

No, the extent of the incident was my friend telling me I was reading it wrong which made me realize I was wearing an old pair of glasses with a prescription several years out of date, to which my friend said they would drive next time we went somewhere because they didn't trust me anymore lol

M. R.

Sounds like a polycule might be in your future

Miyaa

Ooh, like it’s a lime twist on the odd couple trope.

ArtemisFolly

Sounds like a not-great marriage.. my condolences.

Rhyon Ingalls

If memory serves, the sneeze is when you're being talked about, the bloody nose is when your'e overwhelmed by something sexy, in anime language

Todd Ellner

He ain't wrong. There's a difference between getting your dick wet and having the emotional connection most of us need.

Emmu Lah

Did you figure it out only after ramming their car with your car for mozzarella slander?

Emmu Lah

It is a threat AND a promise 😂

Miyaa

Now I want Sven to move to Cubetown.

Todd Ellner

Promise?

Jim Sharkey

I think enough time has passed since blue AI girl got her new body that it's no longer weird. Hit her up!

ValdVin

Marten's biting his tongue so hard it'll bleed.

schmod

Oh no. Sven and Pintsize are going to get together, aren't they?

Ashbury Haight

Does that background robot's shirt say "mozzarella"? I had a whole incident earlier today with a bumper sticker that said "mozzarella sticks" which I misread as "mozzarella sucks"