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Sven Is Having A Time
🕑 Added 2024-08-13 01:06:53 +0000 UTCTractorTronix: A Jorbles Company
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Clifton Royston
Exactly. He should hope Yay doesn't run into him again when they sneak in.
Ursus Ridens
Ah, thank you. (The dude appeared c. QC#4582.) So he's trying to impress anyone and everyone.
Guilherme Monteiro
We've actually seen him before, if I'm not mistaken. Isn't he the influencer neighbor of Yay and Roko?
Ursus Ridens
Why is that robodude flexing? Trying to impress someone, say, Bubbles?
Amanda
Apparently 'Beats by AI' isn't on Sven's Spotify . The discography is almost exclusively songs about country guys loving dick.
OldGoat
I'd forgotten all about him.
OldGoat
That was probably a human. An AI musicians' agent wouldn't have much use for a barn. Unless they were filming BDSM scenes for hotbots.com.
Noise
It's funny how the nicely-advanced AIs in this world seem to have a mild version of the "hallucination" issues current LLMs have...
Joe
add "wild caught"
Joe
too many brobots in this club. need to find a better vibe.
Joe
@ValdVin that just means it should say "waste of time" rather than exit.
Joe
that might go well with a nice chianti
Darius Jenai
Clearly she needs to get her coat from the coat check before exiting.
ValdVin
DATE NIGHT! DATE NIGHT! DATE NIGHT! DATE NIGHT! (Okay, that crowd cheer sounded better in my head.)
Clifton Royston
Sometimes I wonder if Jeph does typos on purpose to troll the Patreon comments.
Brian
Brb writing “human skin” on my human skin shirt
Devinity
Okay but the t-shirt on the AI on the right side of panel 1 is legit genius. I want it in the store!
BookBeard
That we know of.
BookBeard
And he didn't even need fancy clothes.
Hugh Eckert
Ollie?
Hugh Eckert
Human abs!
Hugh Eckert
Marten enters Awkward Zone in Panel 1, but is out again by panel 3.
SilverbackRon
Hahaha! I love udio, it is so funny.
BookBeard
It's date night, and Jeremy is out grabbing a fresh pack of USB cables. 😉 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3500
BookBeard
I mean, they don't *not* get along. To be honest they don't seem to interact all that often. The longest conversation they've had was Sven giving Marten advice in the early stages of the Dora/Marten relationship implosion. Other than that it's just been the occasional chance encounter. Over all, I think I would categorize them as amiable acquaintances rather than friends. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1746
Randall Norman Pick
Sven's ability to hit the LCD on marketing remains strong I see ('your love your tractor'?)
Shane Wegner
I'm not at all sorry: https://www.udio.com/songs/tnJr5NbBviRJKa1rtcJd5t (Chorus) You think you love your tractor Well maybe I do too No matter how many years I put on 'er She always feels brand new And when we're planting the crops I don't wanna stop
AJ Sharma
Do Marten and Sven not get along? I can’t remember.
Courtney Welch
That's the breakup song.
David Durant
Thanks, saved me a trawl to dig his name out.
enchantedsleeper
Everyone's here, huh?
enchantedsleeper
Unless that happened a couple of weeks ago, this is a different agent.
Bagge
I love how they dragged Marten into the argument. They truly sound like a couple who like to argue in public
Yelling Bird
I grew up in West Virginia being forced to listen to shitty country music. Sven would be a god there.
SilverbackRon
I love the "Human Skin" shirt on that one AI. It reminds me of when Marten and Claire had to explain to her mother what is a furry. Marten ponders if AI has "A human fursona? A skinsona". https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4653
legobil
The Sven - Manager Dynamic is so obvious. They both love the constant balter and negativity, especially Sven who is a pining sub but constantly projecting dom.
Todd Perkins
Who let the dogs in? Who Who Who who...
Brooks Moses
On the plus side, the fact that it says EXIT means that we have the humor of Sven's agent saying she is going back to her hotel, and then trading places with Sven in a direction that's towards the dance floor rather than towards the exit. (Is her hotel room *also* over the dance floor?)
Brooks Moses
Maybe. Or maybe it's just an all-about-the-name brand of dermal covering.
Brooks Moses
Possibly this is *why* she now lives over a club.
legobil
#horsemode Smash that like button!
Jared Kolbly
So, does this mean she is a different agent than the one that burned her barn down? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4100
Joseph Bonnar
NOBODY has resistance to pointy canines.
Andrea Andrew
Human skin! 🤣🤣
David Paul
Most shockingly, he survived an encounter with Yay: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4573 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4579 Can he survive a second time?
Magic Chopstick Games
*bursts through door, wheezing* HUMAN SKaaawwwww dammit
Miyaa
It’s a good thing Sven will never meet Momo ever again. May will never let it happen.
David Paul
All natural, organically harvested, free-range human skin. And holy shit does that sound terrifying.
Brent
HUMAN SKIN
Carrie
https://youtu.be/MwTv45OW5Yw?si=7QIOJRw7upj17i-h
Julie Chan
Noooooooo
Victorina
They're good boys Jeph
Carrie
You probably have one that you are obligated to wear without having any choice in the matter. Just write on it with a sharpie for some fun.
Carrie
You probably have one that you are obligated to wear without having any choice in the matter. Just write on it with a sharpie for some fun.
Andrew
Someone should add a hyphen, Ex-IT
William Burns
So you thiiink your love your tractor And your love your grammar more Eeeooooh
Sean Kinlin
Crushbot has no resistance to pointy canines.
Elf Sternberg
I forgot about Hannermomhorse. Kinda surprised it didn't up and quit on her, what with the electroshock "therapy" (#3607). This bar looks like a good place to pick up `ketamine.exe` and try to forget.
Pejo
idk I think Jeph just wanted to draw Ollie having a good time tbh
sjlxndr
@jeph heads up there might be a typo in that song title
David Borne
Is Crushbot dog blind?
Green
YOOOOO SEVEN!!! And here I was sayin just a couple days ago that we haven't seen them since they helped with Union Robotics
Timothy Roller
I like the idea of Gunbot. But it doesn't have ammo firing guns, it just has big muscles and insists people should buy tickets to the gun show.
BookBeard
We know they have AI hay balers. AI tractors seem like a reasonable assumption. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5091
Euan Troup
Even Sven wasn't wealthy enough to call it "Dear John Deere"
Thisguy
Considering there are probably AI tractors (technology is almost there in RL, so must already be there in QC), a farmer falling in love with their AI tractor is probably not as far fetched or weird anymore. I wonder how many songs Sven has written about love with previously inanimate objects that are now AI. The songs are probably either seen as offensive, or ahead of their time.
William Cole
Sven doesn't seem to have a lot of luck with agents. At least this one hasn't burned down any buildings (yet).
Ashbury Haight
Hi Christopher
BobC
Why am I suddenly hungry for f-f-f-f-f-fava beans?
William Cole
Hanelore's mom has a robot horse (that doubles as a bartender).
BookBeard
I like to think that just off-panel is their human friend, wearing a shiny silver "Robot Skin" shirt.
William Cole
I hope Jeremy came with!
Graydon Armstrong
In a sense, Flementine was an AI dog. Hope she makes another appearance.
Doc Gumby
I know!
Jennifer Doyle
I want one!
BookBeard
There would seem to be robot dogs, as evidenced by the existence of the Uncanine Valley Robotic Pet Adoption Agency. It is unclear whether they are fully sentient AI or not. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3886
Elf Sternberg
I wonder if they collect it in a jar, the way Pintsize has one for toenails.
ValdVin
There's a Genius Bar across the street, so it's technically correct to call it an IT sign.
Elf Sternberg
And where IS Gordon these days, anyways? Will the cetaceabot that was Martin's first pick before Gordon upset him and gave him Pintsize instead make a cameo here? Or alongside Old Boaty? The jet-powered Roomba? Do the security bots on station ever get to unwind? The featureless black slab emitting a low hum. Is Deathbot 9000 still avoiding internet drama? Is Vespabot rehabilitated? And has PT410x finally gotten over itself?
GregD
Yes, he lives in the same apartment as Roko, Yay, and Melon and everyone.
It's Lina
Nvm, found it: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4573
BookBeard
That's Christopher. Yay will undoubtedly be thrilled that he is here, as they are a big fan. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4573
BioGeek42
Christopher, I think. Influencer from the power outage arc after Elliot and Clinton finally hooked up. He tried to do some videos of Yay and they changed all his passwords.
Logan Nix
he wrote it while drunk
Magic Beans
We have cat cafes, why not dog discos?
BookBeard
I am deeply disappointed to find out that the IT sign was merely an EXIT sign.
Captain Button
Have we seen the muscle white haired guy (far right, p3) before? he looks familiar.
Drazi
The dog is offended
Dean Reilly
You know Sven was imagining May in a tractor body as he was writing that song.
Sean Kinlin
It's just discarded stuff that people sloughed off.
Auros Harman
Typo in the song title. Should "So You Think You Love Your Tractor", not "So You Think YouR Love Your Tractor". Unless it's really _that bad_.
Sean Kinlin
Sven's rapport has a poor rap.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
Hunky bot is there
ValdVin
My "Human Skin" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Elf Sternberg
I hope it's ethically sourced human skin.
Elf Sternberg
How are y'all just ignoring Seven in the background? Where's Jeremy?
Richard
Are they AI dogs? If an AI can be in a spider chassis then surely there's a market for dog chassis too. (And cat and lizard and elephant and whatever else.)
Doc Gumby
A lovely cameo by Seven in panel two!
Hope Power
That song is absolutely playing on every jukebox in Fucksburg, MT.
ValdVin
"Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball. Or enter The Club." --Crushbot
Andrew Mitchell
Cosmo?!?
Paxxie
Human skin?!? - is Buff-lo-Billie in the club then? :D
Bryan Stopp
A robot wearing a shirt that says "Human Skin"? Erm.
Andrew Mitchell
Woof woof ... Woof
Jessica Kotarski
I assume that's meant to be "So you think *you* love your tractor" instead of "your love your tractor". Great to see Sven again.
John C. Kirk
Typo: In panel 3, I assume it should say “you love your tractor” (rather than “your” twice).
Bill Rockenbeck
Typo “your”? “So You Think You Love Your Tractor”, perhaps?
Michael Chui
I see Christopher the AI influencer is here tonight.
Wynn Donivan
I wanna hang out with the AI wearing the "human skin" tshirt. I bet they tell neat stories.
Brian
Ngl “Human Skin” is a hell of a shirt
Captain Button
Your Love Your Tractor or You Love Your Tractor?
Ilya Haykinson
Typo in the song title?
Tamara Macadam
HI SEVEN AND HI CHRISTOPHER
Damian
Crushbot, presumably.
Buck Caldwell
Are both of those "your" in the song title supposed to be "your"? Is one supposed to be "you"?
Todd Ellner
Why must you be like that? Why must you chase the cat?
LH
so uhhh we're taking bets on how long 'til they start hatefucking, yeah?
Jono Hayward
HUMAN SKIN
ValdVin
Hey, is everybody's favorite influencer, Christopher, on the scene? Time for another Stefan-like "This club has EVERYTHING!"
Joel Bateman
I want the "Human Skin" shirt.
The Shadow's Lair
Poor Sven
Fart Captor
HUMAN SKIN
Mika Ears
Human skin shirt. 😳
Peter McDevitt
WHO let the dogs IN?!?
