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sportyarts
Nah, she's too young for him - not to mention too immature.
enchantedsleeper
Man, I'd forgotten that Momo's crush on Sven went this far back: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658 It's a shame she didn't get to be his robot first, but they could still re-enact this xD
enchantedsleeper
I looooove that arc
enchantedsleeper
I loled XD
David Paul
Oh, they be MoVen all right... 😎 I'll see myself out.
William Cole
Then there's the one who went into physical therapy instead. Her name is Convalescent (Connie).
Ursus Ridens
OK, in case nobody else has said it, I'll say it 'cause _somebody_ has to say it: Liz + Sven 4EVA.
Shawn K. Younkin
From the strip, she is orally ingesting it.
Katrina Urmson
Oh hi, Sven!
Chelsea
How do we think Moray is consuming a beer? Roko and her former police colleague were having robot beers when we saw them at a bar one time, which was software, not liquid. Then again, I guess Moray is more liquidy than your average AI
William Cole
Let's find out!
Minzoku Bokumetsu
they have another sibling, Effervescent (Effie)
YoPaulie!
It says "this stuff," referring to the list of "no" whatevers next to it.
Shawn K. Younkin
I just saw Liz's face watching Moray (who IS younger than Liz) enjoy a beer.
Jono Hayward
Can anyone make out what’s written in the 🚫 on the sign behind them? Closest I can think is “DUMB C*NTS” but while that might be reasonable on a bar sign here in Australia, something makes me doubt Northampton MA is quite as happy with the C word 😂
Opus the Poet
Some of the conversations remind me of BAC% related to blood volume. Most states are at .08%, a few have dropped down to the EU standard of .05%. That is a by volume measurement IIRC. Just think how much of your body is blood and imagine only adding .05% to that and how little that would be.
Jessie Basham
Honestly no judgment, that scene pre-hip issues lives rent free in my mind
Chris Warren
May! May! May!
Thomas N Wyndham
Never printed an animated .gif?
Clifton Royston
@Jim It wasn't that he contributed, it was the (unspecified) very large amount which made her feel weird about it.
Todd Ellner
Everywhere. Then it gets metabolized
Alacrity Fitzhugh
Probably broken down for energy, just like any other lifeform.
Jared Kolbly
Yup, definitely his lawyer I was thinking of. I recalled that it was his lawyer with him back then as I was about to finish that comment and was unsure if we have seen his agent, so I just added the second part to my comment and posted it since there was no way I would find her quickly by digging through the archive.
enchantedsleeper
MoVen? 🤔
legobil
Hah. That made me re-read the bubbles x Faye arc, when their romance began.
Miyaa
Don’t give IKEA any ideas now!
Miyaa
And then Dora gets this force sensation she hasn’t felt in some time.
Miyaa
They have to be placed in the home lager sections of any sainsbury store in the UK.
Miyaa
Jeremy and Seven were the ones whom I was thinking of. They get downright pornographic.
BookBeard
My only problem with that ship is that it would inevitably be called Svenmo, which sounds like a scandinavian payment app.
Sammitch
Liz's face says that her beer is now 1% Moray. What are the ethics of drinking sentient backwash?
Graydon Armstrong
I wonder if she still considers that the case after the most recent developments.
Trip Space-Parasite
It's a flatscreen, so they can update the list in real time as new forms of trouble are discovered.
BookBeard
It wasn't just his issue, they both agreed it would be weird. However it does seem to me that breaking things off for a time would have resolved the uncomfortable power dynamic created by any sense of obligation, such that a rekindling of their relationship, should the opportunity arise, is well within the realm of possibility. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4399
Leak
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like my bananas... D:
Tom Rosenbaum
Perfect
Fart Captor
Oops I love her
Joseph Bonnar
I'm waiting to see the ship on Sven's agent. :)
Joseph Bonnar
I don't know whether to be impressed and jealous of your knowledge of QC, BookBeard, or if I should be terrified.
Joseph Bonnar
I do NOT want the answer to THAT question, Mitsuki. I just ate. :P
Jim Feldman
I never completely understood his "relationship issue" with May post upgrade. I mean, yes. he contributed to her upgrade fund, but she/they seemed ok with it.
BookBeard
It's Evanescent Incinerator's little sister, Florescent Incinerator. Her friends call her Flo.
Terry Parry
Why does the sign go from: No this crap To No this stuff
BookBeard
Sven, Dale and Emily are all roughly tied in second place behind Elliot for tallest human character.
BookBeard
Moments later... Sven: "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Securitybot: "Wow, you got even more spin on him!"
Yonatan Zunger
Avoidant-to-English translation: Sven has not developed a thing for robots. He has developed a thing for robot, singular, and is trying to pretend he hasn't. I think that may have been the first time he was with someone where he didn't have to hide part of himself. He could do things like be sexually curious without feeling weird because May is at least as weird as he is.
will davison
Sven/Moray?!?! How corrosive is MorayGoo?
Mitsuki Ayane
wait... where DOES the alcohol go in Moray? ~<3
BookBeard
By her own admission, Moray *is* a robot. She's just a very experimental one. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4926
Tom Rosenbaum
The security guard needs a name, please
BookBeard
You are probably thinking of Harriet, Sven's lawyer. I don't believe his agent has been seen before now, only mentioned as Creeperkry pointed out. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1164
Elf Sternberg
Tossers will be violated!
Andrea Andrew
Sadly, he’s a gag character.
Aerin Moriarty
Oh how I've missed Sven ❤️ But also I kinda wanna see what the next phase in Sven's growth is since so many other characters have had good arcs recently
Aerin Moriarty
What could go right? 🤣
BookBeard
You might just get your wish. He's now outside with Yay and Roko. What could go wrong?
BookBeard
Those hips don't lie. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3004
BookBeard
Melon and Arthur are just roomies, but I think Seven/Jeremy absolutely qualify. That's about it though so far.
Hakurei06
For someone who weighs 150lbs, 0.1% beer would be… less than 3 ounces of beer.
ValdVin
It's way down the list of things this comic promises as upcoming, but: I like Sven's hair getting back to his original length. I hope he can avoid the corrosive AI lube this time.
BookBeard
Six years later, we finally find out what Bubbles can do with her hips. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3725
SilverbackRon
I don't think Melon and Arthur were ever a real couple, more like room mates. I would vote for Seven and Jeremy as an AI-AI couple. None others spring to mind.
dizzy ditzy
Same
legobil
Certain kinky establishments: Customers will be toed.
BookBeard
The last Sven sighting was at CoD, shortly after his discussion with May. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4405
Todd Ellner
May knows goblin wrangling
jonesnori
Looks like Liz is finishing Moray's drink more directly.
Jon
You know im actually kinda sad Pintsize is out. Would have been cool to see him interact with characters more.
BookBeard
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Todd Ellner
Coven parking lot; Violators Will Be Toad
BookBeard
Sven knows when he's beaten. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3996
Green
There was Seven and Jeremy but that was more of a side-gag, we haven't seen them since https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3434 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3500
Brooks Moses
That was Melon and Arthur (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3488), who were actually Faye and Bubbles's first paying customer. Also Jeremy and Seven (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3434).
Andrea Andrew
Alan, Yay already seems to have Roko’s heart, and I think Sven still likes May. A foursome, or many some (Yay has more bodies) perhaps?
prettydragoon
Especially not Roko and Yay.
Miyaa
There was one who might have been the second or third group to need Faye & Bubbles help.
Sleepy John
Liz wants to be 1% beer.
Joe
all about Bubbles hips ...
Eric Sieck
Really? It seems like it's pretty unusual in the QCverse but I could be wrong. There's nothing wrong with weird either way.
David Durant
Okay, in QC there are many human-human couples (Dora and Tai, Marten and Claire, etc) and many human-AI couples (Faye and Bubbles, Tilly and Station, etc). I'm looking forward to Bookbeard et al correcting me but I can't think of a single AI-AI couple.
enchantedsleeper
Excellent xD
enchantedsleeper
Now there's a thought... And Momo is available :D (As far as we know) Momo/Sven endgame?
David Durant
*Points to the fact that time is eternal*
David Durant
It's not weird in QC.
David Durant
*badoomtish*
allanfranta
Don't even start on cantaloupe...
Daryl Sawyer
They already discussed it at Dora and Tai's... engagement party? At the bar. Sven thanked Bubbles "for her service".
Tamara Macadam
IT *WAS* YOU
Daryl Sawyer
And Tall May.
Daryl Sawyer
If only Sven could see Tall Momo now.
Alan
I mean, how fundamentally different is using watermelon as a sex aid and using bread?
Morgan Byrd
Long time no see!
Alan
Y'know, Sven could be Roko's first actually satisfying sexual experience. The poor girl deserves it.
Miyaa
@Graydon Armstrong • Like that’s stopped Sven before.
Miyaa
Sven’s agent, that’s who.
legobil
I’m sure Moray qualifies enough 😄
Andrea Andrew
Hey, Sven! I’m still rooting for you and May to get together!
Alcaria Swain
Damn, Sven's lost a little bit of his smoothness
Brittany Huckey
Yes. I did spot Sven!
Graydon Armstrong
Moray's not a robot, though.
Solomon Garland
Bubs: Its all in the hips. Sven: That's my cue!
Alan
WHO WILL SURVIVE WHEN SVEN AND YAY COLLIDE
Creeperkry
All I remember is that his agent "burned down her barn." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4100 Or he has a new agent?
Charles Hirst
Approx. 10PM in Oz
Jaron Mortimer
The Sven doth protest too much, methinks.
Jared Kolbly
Was Sven's agent always an AI? I might be remembering his lawyer.
legobil
At least he is aware of his emotions, I’m not sure he was before.
legobil
But is sooooo embarassed to even be there in the first place 🤣 Afraid to get kink shamed? One of the characters with the most kinks in the comic? Aside from Pintsize I suppose.
Bagge
...in a manner of speaking...
Bagge
Liz is taking well to her role as a greek choir
Miyaa
If only Momo could see Sven now.
Creeperkry
Sven came to a hip joint lookin' for some hip joint.
Sean Kinlin
So Sven suggested going to the club to his agent? Did he couch it as a way to get his creative juices flowing?
GregD
Sven is back, fresh hijinks will ensue.
Leak
Unlockment achieved: new kink!
Leak
Oh yeah, 13:16!
Yelling Bird
But it would be entertaining. :)
Miyaa
Sven and his agent are definitely fucking. Definitely. That’s the ship.
enchantedsleeper
Middle of the day, baby \o/
enchantedsleeper
After having a thing for Faye? At that point, the universe has got to have it out for him
enchantedsleeper
And Elliot!
enchantedsleeper
Sven really wants an intro to Marten's gooey friend :D
legobil
Now Liz need to “partake” in Moray and she can get drunk…? I’m sure there is science in it.
enchantedsleeper
Sven, about to have sex with May: this better not awaken anything in me Later: DAMMIT
Gamebook
And it appears that Moray can judging by the footnote.
Bill Marcum
It's 3 am, the fear is gone...
legobil
It is a little weird to me that Sven casually approaches Marten with a “I thought I saw you” comment and then immediately descend into a “oh wait what am I doing here”-excuse.
legobil
I would be surprised if he didn’t already know, they have been a thing for quite some time, even counting it in QC time.
Eric Sieck
Now you got Matchbox 20 stuck in my head
legobil
Yessssss. Considering Morays fluids are made of less corrosive material than Mays, that’s gotta be good for Sven’s pubes.
Pejo
I expect so. I remember he was about the tallest character (pre-Bubbles & Crushbot).
Dennis Turgeon
I think she’s mad she can’t have a beer lol.
Pejo
*checks clock in confusion* *remembers time zones exist*
Eric Sieck
That would be Jeph's masterpiece
legobil
Is that a Moray x Sven ship I see on the horizon?
Tannerbot
Better choices, worse emotional state.
Thisguy
Was Sven always a head taller than Marten?
legobil
I mean, I think he is making less bad decisions, over all…? That gotta count for something.
legobil
What is that expression on Liz, just after Bubbles has… catapulted Pintsize away? I’m genuinely curious.
Tannerbot
Wow, Sven lost all his chill. Dude has it bad. Post May it all went downhill. Side note, Liz needs to meet May, like yesterday.
Dean Reilly
Sven can't be here for sordid sinful activity, he isn't in the cloud.
Charlie Rose
MORAY AND SVEN! MORAY AND SVEN!
Graydon Armstrong
Do not worry. She will ensure that it is survivable.
Granite
How long has it been since we've seen Sven? Too long.
Yelling Bird
I want to see Sven and May become a thing, but at the same time I kinda wanna see Sven fall for Bubbles and see the resulting mess.
Leak
Other places: Violators Will Be Towed. This place: Violators Will Be Tossed... D:
Leak
Could have been worse, could have been Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds... D:
Mason Griffith
Oh Sven, wait til you hear who is dating their dear friend Bubbles.
Dissociated Women Incorporated
Sven has definitely developed a thing for robots.
Claire Wimbush
Liz has the best faces.
Eric Sieck
Cross? What are you, Sony? :p
Eric Sieck
Embrace the weird, Sven
YFMC
That cross on liz' forehead is so hilarious! XD
Farce
Oh boy, 3 am!
