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Up In Da Club

🕑 Added 2024-08-05 01:20:25 +0000 UTC
Up In Da Club

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enchantedsleeper

I ship it!

Sydney J Freedberg

When her boob hits your eye / like a big custard pie / that's A Moray

Ursus Ridens

I keep expecting to see a Tin Woodman.

AJ Sharma

I was thinking that too

Darius Jenai

By which I mean Goopy, not just friendly

Darius Jenai

So, is everyone at Asimov just gonna think that's what all Canadian AIs are like?

Joe

but the electrical tape crosses on the nipples are just cliche ...

Joe

just a little peril!!

Joe

can you blame em??

Joe

she's so Canadian, it hurts.

alphanor

I thought it was at first, but the hair and clothes and body are not the same.

Clarence the Liar

Liz: "JUMBOBOBOS." May: "The fuck you talkin' about?" Liz: "BUMBAJUMBAS. JIGGLYPUFFS"

Clarence the Liar

Sven, to robot hookup: "How do you feel about...watermelons?" Crushbot: "I HAVE CRUSHED MANY WATERMELONS, THEY ARE ONE MY FAVORITE THINGS TO CRUSH"

Melissa Wilson

THANK YOU!!! I was all, “Oh, who IS that skulking in the shadows??? I know her!”

Noodz

is that a relative of Cosmo ?

Cass

Turns out they're an editor who is helping Veronica write her memoirs.

Halloween Jack

Request for return appearance: PaddleBot

Halloween Jack

BACK IT UP BACK IT UP BACK IT UP

Lance

No, no no! "She's a Moray"!!!!

Gerald

I can be like this at parties sometimes

Olivier Laroche

I totally looked past him!

Creeperkry

Or a Taxi Lab

Mae.Bee

SVENNNNN???

Techy

Everyone I think her name is Moray

Miyaa

“My Daughter Eloped with the Neighbor’s John Deere Combine and We’re an Case IH Farm.”

Miyaa

And she wonders why after Super Mario Land, Daisy never gets kidnapped.

Miyaa

Obliviousness is a skill?!

Miyaa

The robots are much more aware of boundaries – Moray included – and between her and Crushbot do they want to see the consequences of their actions?

Doc Gumby

Could have been the lighting.

Robin Newberry

I really expected to see May raving it up, with a mortified Momo in tow.

Brenda Allen

She doesn't know about aftercare, but she can learn

Eric Sieck

No, he clearly has all his clothes on.

allanfranta

Yes.

allanfranta

What we hear, we cannot be unheard What we see, cannot be unseen, What we say cannot be unsaid. Kazoos will never be the same...

Solomon Garland

Is that fucking Sven?

James Roy

well played, sir

Dean Reilly

For all we know, that could be an AI in a dog chassis.

enchantedsleeper

They actually just finished, she's been waiting to introduce herself the entire time

enchantedsleeper

Molly! Molly from Canada! Nice AI. Seems friendly

AlexKorobeiniki

Well, no night of adventure is complete without a *little* danger, Y’know? And there is always a risk when trying new things, whether that’s skiing or partying. Tl;dr: point her in the direction that leads to (at worst) an inadvisable make out session or a horrible hangover, and not in the direction that leads to waking up with no memory of the previous night and one less kidney.

enchantedsleeper

Next page: "Hi, I'm Moray!" "HI MORAY, I'M MELON! CAN I STICK MY HAND IN YOU?"

enchantedsleeper

Whaaaaaat I didn't notice that was him (IS that definitely him?)

enchantedsleeper

"reasonably safe" xD

Joe White

That's a Moray

BookBeard

They're playing his latest masterpiece right now, "My Wife's Cheatin' With The Robot Tractor"

Stephen Wells

There are ladies in panels 1 and 3 who seem to be appreciating the rear view of Moray :)

BookBeard

Or how Liz would react to May...

BookBeard

I'm pretty sure that's the tagline for Air Bud 47: Raise The Woof

Bagge

Maybe they borded up the old sign together with everything else

AlexKorobeiniki

I mean, I feel like there is a middle ground somewhere between Teletubbies and A Serbian Film that Liz could enjoy.

AlexKorobeiniki

PINTSIZE I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. You know damn well where ALL the sordid sinful activity happens. Now, you point this poor girl in a direction where she can have a fun and reasonably safe time testing her comfort zones. Chop chop, night’s a wastin!

Thormation

It seems that Sven's time with May opened up new realms of possibilities for him.

Andrew

DJ keeps playing ‘who let the dogs out’

BookBeard

Could still be the same club, many of those sorts of places tend to change names rather frequently.

Onyx

oooooo doggo

BookBeard

He heard this was the hippest club in town.

BookBeard

I concur, Agatha is long overdue for a reappearance. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4210

Bagge

NGL - Gimp mask and paddle ball is such a fashion statement.

Shinymelon Fearnow

#underratedcomment

djellafine

No, that's not Roko

jonesnori

I don't think that's Roko, but we will probably find out.

jonesnori

I thought so, too.

jonesnori

She was!

Todd Ellner

Liz THINKS she is all grown up and ready for blanket consent, no limits depravity. She is wrong. Let's hope she doesn't find out just how wrong she could be

Vilinda

SVEN!!!

Todd Ellner

She came by her boundary issues honestly

Todd Ellner

Imagine the unobtrusive all encompassing security system

Todd Ellner

Those AI Country songs won't write themselves, not even if you're Randy Travis

Lightsabr2

Seems like he picked up a kink or 10.

Creeperkry

Or a Jack Russel Ferrier

Creeperkry

That dog is a designated driver. Aka a Shiba InUber

Chelsea

Sven!!! Still rooting for him and May to get back together, at least for one last session

Creeperkry

I've been doing some re-reading. The bar they were going to when Roko had an episode? "The Bent Circuit." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4768 This place is apparently called "Asimov."

Shane Wegner

Why’re impressed with Moray’s club nudity.

Holly Nelson

Sam??? Does your dad know you’re out?

Creeperkry

That dog is the designated driver.

Michael Chui

Don't forget the underground fighter bots who can pop out their brain out: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3008

R L

I was going to ask the SAME EXACT THING

James Roy

Melon was in the last page, was she not?

James Roy

Sven is looking for that special someone with extremely poorly maintained hip sockets.

Andy McNamara

Aw, Moray is really enjoying herse- WAS THAT SVEN?!?

Frank Wales

He probably tries to avoid hooking up with AIs that leak corrosive fluids

BookBeard

When she warmly says "hi!" To everyone nearby That's A Moray!

Jason Rock

My thoughts exactly

Not that Patrick Foltz

I don't think that any of the AI's in this comic we have met before. I DO think that is a good dog in panel 1, Sven (out trying to find someone to fill a May size hole in his heart) in panel 2, and maybe the guy from the park with the Leonbarger, Rupert that Brun shot down in the last panel to the left behind Martin.

Violet Moon

Had to look hard to see the dog. It was a real "Where's Borzoi"

Marie Tracy

SVEN?!?!?

William Cole

I'm most curious about the square-headed AnthroPC in the baby sling in panel 1. Are they actually a "baby" AI, or do they just enjoy being carried that way?

Carl Fink

I think we need Giant Robot Bear, the custodian at Roko's charity, to be present.

Daryl Sawyer

lmao. His hair seems to be growing back well.

Andrew L Butula

Ain't no rule says a dog can't be in the club.

Yelling Bird

Any club that allows dogs is cool with me.

Clifton Royston

I think that looks like Swordsmary in the first panel with an AnthroPC in a baby carrier?

Clifton Royston

I guess you mean the one on the left? I don't think she looks like Roko, FWIW. Guess we'll find out.

Brooks Moses

It makes me very happy that Bubbles has a cup of tea.

BookBeard

True, although embodied AI usually return to their original body upon release from robot jail. May is an unusual case because she did not have a body prior to her imprisonment, as explained by the "body assignment algorithm fucker". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4173

Matthew Schnapp

I feel like it was a missed opportunity not to do the “That’s A-Moray” joke.

Scarlet Shepard

thats a heck yeah to all of the above from me i think

Sean Kinlin

🎵Who let the dogs in?! (Who? Who-who-who?)

OldGoat

If that isn't Roko behind Moray in panel 1 then it's someone with the same chassis. Roko's presence means Yay is nearby, which means the dog is one of hers/theirs (depending on how Yay wants to present tonight), or it's Cosmo and Aurelia is there, too. It wouldn't be too surprising if Yay dragged her (Aurelia) along.

Sean Kinlin

Sure looks like him.

Mitsuki Ayane

shamefully I did not notice the dog, until I read the footer. ~<3

Everett Bradshaw

Either him or Ollie.

Everett Bradshaw

That pink one behind Moray in panel 1...WOOF.

Kurist Zero

In fairness, I think we all miss May. I want to see how she would react to Moray tbh!

Hakurei06

Robot prison appears to entail disembodiment, if May having to pick up crapware castoffs after her stint is anything to go by.

Kurist Zero

Sven certainly has experience with robutts and melons lol

Everett Bradshaw

Pretty sure it is.

Shawn K. Younkin

Who let the dog in? That would be Crushbot... he is the doorbot.

BookBeard

Roko's meeting with Munroe Robotics seemed to be a VR "call" of some sort. It doesn't necessarily require transferring their consciousness away from their body though, just remote controlling an avatar. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4300

Aerin Moriarty

OMFG IS THAT SVEN

The World Famous Chocomerican

I bet he unlocked a kink a while back and now he's a regular there.

David Durant

Pintsize's throw-away "in the cloud" line is really fascinating. We don't know anything really about whether AIs can move their consciousness away from their physical bodies and into completely virtual environments. It would make the strip very different if they've been doing that all this time and we didn't know. The only examples I can think of of AIs in VR is Yay in Bubble's mind after Emily found her memories has gone and Lemon plus Roko after the Crushbot incident. Am I missing any?

Elf Sternberg

Where's Gordon?

Todd Chaikin

lol the forehead x is still 10/10 hilarious

BookBeard

Melon has a long history with fire, that feels like the safer bet. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4778

djellafine

They end up banging in the supply closet ofc

djellafine

I sort of want May to show up, witness Sven hitting on Moray (who is basically clueless about it) and becoming super-protective of her, dragging Sven off the dance floor to warn him in no uncertain terms

Ashbury Haight

Oops, yeah, sometimes I don't do a very good job separating unrelated comments from one another

djellafine

Firewall?

David Borne

Cosmo?!

djellafine

That was my thought too

djellafine

Panel 3: nooo Moray, interrupting a scene is poor etiquette 😄

Logan Nix

I know what you mean but the phrasing of Sven being a minor reusable character model instead of a previously hugely pivotal secondary character is very funny to me

Elizabeth Wallace

I’m gonna assume that the dog is Chekov’s Pupper and foreshadows the appearance of Yay 🐕

JD

True! I’m not sure I could ever stop being hyper aware but the confident is verrry slowly getting there

Doug DeJulio

I'm not sure if my favorite is Ms. Crushbot or Gimpbot so far.

Alan

It'd be amazing if Sven was there because he misses May.

Chris Reed (aka Animeraider)

Sven?

Julia Allen-Hesse

Hi, I'm Julia! I'm commenting from the internet! I love how nobody has any idea what to make of Moray. =D

Kenneth Harris

To the coat check!

Grace Kieser

I've found that it's a skill you can learn and practice!

Tabetha Rosenberg

If Bubbles doesn't get hit on while she's there I'm leaving.

Tannerbot

Moray is toddler-like in her exuberance. I love her so much.

BookBeard

Not unless she got a new chassis with a completely different color scheme. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4211

Taigan

Yay better get there soon so there’s someone who actually wants to talk to Moray.

Ashbury Haight

Hi Sven(?) I always love recognizing background robots who have the same models as other characters and seeing if I can remember the model name

Andrea Andrew

More horny Liz! And Moray is a delight!

Fart Captor

That's definitely Roko in the first panel, so obviously that's Yay in the gimp mask

Jonathan Marinaro

It's a Moraaaaaay

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Is running an antivirus program, the same as wearing a condom when they have relations?

Daniel S

So is Sven still hunting for someone else to *REDACTED* him with a watermelon?

JD

what i would give for an ounce of Moray’s confidence and obliviousness

Darnel D Cooper

I hope there is more than one bouncer, and I hope no one tries to snatch her up.

Doc Gumby

And is that Mille in the next panel?

Leaflemming

Hi Sven

ValdVin

Mask-wearing paddleball-playing isn't sordid and sinful enough for Liz. She goes HARD.

Thunder

Bets: approximately 7 minutes after Moray meets Melon, the club will either come together in a cuddle puddle, or burst into flames.

Miyaa

Oh no. Moray has the friendliness of a 1995 Walmart greeter.

Wynn Donivan

Oh, hi, Sven

Joel Bateman

She's giving off "Hi I'm Daisy!" vibes.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Is that Sven in the second panel?

BookBeard

Is that Sven in panel 2? Longer hair than when we last saw him, but it sure looks like him. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4405

Scarlet Shepard

oh no i spy a Sven in panel 2... i truly hope he doesn't hook up with Moray, that'd be a trainwreck

Tamara Macadam

is that sven

Doc Gumby

Who was that again? I didn't catch her name...


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