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Ships, Night, Etc

🕑 Added 2024-05-28 01:11:04 +0000 UTC
Ships, Night, Etc

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Clifton Royston

are moving at a million miles a day, in an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour,

kupo

So let it be written. So let it be done. 😋

Poodie

oh ... is that how it works ...

ramshackle

loving this for hanners

BookBeard

Don't make her use the librarian voice.

Holly Nelson

It is not her home. Not yer home, Liz! If you come to a party and don’t leave when asked, you don’t get asked to more parties.

Joe

but at the moment she's in loco momness, so ...

Joe

& then howling at the moon topless, if history is any guide ...

Graydon Armstrong

She's working up the gelatinous courage to confess her feelings to Iris.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

liz just stay the night, claire's not actually your mom

Hugh Eckert

She made the jello shots with the good vodka. Werewolf mode only occurs with the bad vodka.

Hugh Eckert

Finishing off the jello shots.

Merle Blue

Wait...where IS Willow?

Merle Blue

What? Like a normal person?! Nooooo!

Halloween Jack

G-squared

Stephen Wells

Not YET but very soon :)

panpolypuff

Willow is topless on the balcony again

A-Ron Mozilla

She’s the Kwisatz Haderach (*edit* - damn, missed the navigator reference. TBF I *did* think of this before reading the replies 😁)

Miyaa

And that’s why we have the Coriolis effect and storms tend to move generally in a curvature direction!

MikeW

Hannelore is in a halo of gravitational lensing, which seems to make sense because Hannelore.

Jeph Jacques

No

Onyx

@Nulgar not betting against you XD

RobDubya

And the Sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see...

Carl Fink

Hey, where *is* Willow?

Sleepy John

For Hannelore, it won’t be ‘crashing’ as much as ‘re-entry’.

Stephen Wells

Willow and Iris can have a little party of their own, it'll be fine...

Nulgar

80% chance Jeph forgot about Willow, then fixed it with the subtitle line.

enchantedsleeper

I wonder if Willow might also want to keep the party going xD The others quickly got ready to leave while she was busy

enchantedsleeper

Awwwwwwww

Brad Kirkwood

missed the reference hun? That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power

Onyx

I was going to ask where Willow was, then I read the corner.

Am Queue

I love this denotation pairing.

William Cole

According to the bottom text, Willow is finishing off the jello shots, so Iris may have her hands full getting Willow through the night.

Opus the Poet

No, 1 rpd (rotation per day). Miles per hour is meaningless as a description of rotation because it refers to tangential speed which in the case of a planet changes with latitude. The tangential speed at the equator is 1035 MPH, at the North Pole it is 0.

Jeff McRorie

Yes - at 900 miles an hour!

Graydon Armstrong

Ready the pitchforks in case we don't get (satisfactory) resolution!

Olaf

I had mixed feelings about Hanners getting poked because as curious as I was about her reaction, I didn't trust the Gremlin and the Grinch to be sufficiently gentle.

BookBeard

Weed gives her just enough chill to hide how desperate she is for juicy details.

Hawkeye

Damn, I really wanted to see zen Hanners get poked. Although!!! I'm also looking forward to the post party fun after everyone gets back to normal.

alphanor

Revolving, maybe?

Mitsuki Ayane

Jeph is just playing a cruel joke on Iris ~<3

alphanor

Hanners can guide Earth wherever she wants.

kupo

I am so happy for Hanners. Also, I wonder if Willow having a reason to be jealous might be in the cards at some point. Hehe...

Opus the Poet

N+1 was a common trope for me (How many bicycles do you need? N+1).

Opus the Poet

All things must end eventually parties included. even that party that lasted years in one of the HHGTTG series wound down eventually.

JD

Honestly it’s usually me and it’s not because I want to keep drinking, it’s because I have ADHD and don’t go to bed until really late and it gets lonely lol.

Graydon Armstrong

Hmm, might Liz move to Northampton? Get some socialisation and inspiration?

Graydon Armstrong

Yeah, but being the last person still wanting to kick on is often a sign that you shouldn't be kicking on.

Bagge

Just get her email (or discord nic or whatever), dork

Graydon Armstrong

How long until she goes back to Cubetown, though?

Graydon Armstrong

Thanks, ants. Thants.

Graydon Armstrong

Come to Willow's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. That extra B is for BBBB.

Magic Beans

🎵 Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving…

Sleepy John

She's a Deep Field all by herself.

Andrea Andrew

I thought Ayo would be the main interaction for Liz, but it looks like Iris and Clinton were her main developing friendships.

legobil

Don’t make this weird? Oh, dear Iris. It is far too late for that.

Jeremy

Hanners is becoming a Guild Navigator with no need for Spice or pesky body horror changes.

Jeremy

Not nosey when she gets a chance to throw familial rocks at Clinton from the moral high ground. LOL

JD

High Claire is far too sensible for my liking

JD

it truly is the worst feeling when you’re the only one who wants to kick on.

Uniquitous

Optical input is irrelevant to the mathematical topology of the universe!

Dean Reilly

Liz, you're leaving a party, not setting off on a voyage to the New World. Just arrange to meet her again tomorrow.

MayLaBelle

Nah, I read it as No. 1 at first too, and I even have my glasses on. I think it's just that our brains automatically complete the more common phrase until the context reminds us that doesn't make sense so that we reread it. It was like a solid 2 seconds for me.

BookBeard

Exactly, just because it was mostly bad doesn't mean you can't feel nostalgia for the good parts, even if they were fleeting. And I always got the impression that the "space" part was one of the aspects of her childhood she remembered more fondly.

Darthopper

Hanners is evidently a singularity that causes gravitational lensing!

ValdVin

The way she was going at them I thought they were gone before the weed.

Nicolas Demers

(I think the only bright spots were her times with Station, and she can call him up anytime)

Nicolas Demers

Hmmm probably not. She did not have a happy childhood

alphanor

Hanners is mapping out the universe, she doesn't need to open her eyes.

PsychOut

Thank you for letting Hanners have a Good Time. Love all these new characters so much

Daniel Drazen

That panel with Hanners should be a poster or something.

Fart Captor

Well, not when she's sleepy

Fart Captor

NOOOOOO, THEY WERE GONNA BE SOCIAL

Bill Silvia

High Claire isn't nosey?

Sean Kinlin

Liz feels like she has partied hardly.

Yelling Bird

Dammit. I have so much innuendo here, but Liz looks too young for me to use any of it...

Captain Button

All their base are belong to her?

Sean Kinlin

Liz is not just all about the base, she's clearly all about the inductive step, as well.

Zak Reichle

Big Blushing Blueberry

Tannerbot

Gremlinging denied! Better this way, in case of the orbital railgun.

Doc Gumby

Enquiring minds want to know.

Taigan

But what is Willow’s condition and why will it necessitate Iris sleeping with her tonight?

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

hi Iris Hiris

Ash359

I miss Marigold

Doc Gumby

Yes, and she's adorable.

BookBeard

Yes

Doc Gumby

Very same.

Todd Ellner

Friend or Fiend?

Orion Rhine

We still have hope. Willow is no where to be seen at the moment. She may ambush Iris.

Tabby

Panel one feels like two sides of having ADHD 😂😭

Zig Justice

I will admit to being disappoint

Drazi

Willow is making n + 1 new jello shots

Zak Reichle

Ayo sleeps like Tai

Miyaa

And the pining for Willow & Iris will have to wait for another year in real time.

Jennifer Doyle

"Don't make this weird." Oh, it's far too late for this to not be weird.

Sammitch

Party gremlin denied.

Derek Hassell

I'm also getting old, and probably somewhat blind.

BookBeard

Considering Hanners' childhood home, being "in space" probably carries an element of nostalgia.

Derek Hassell

Until you zoom in, it looks like she's saying "Round No. 1" I was confused until I saw the +

Michael Boettger

Is Iris actually blushing?

Wynn Donivan

"Everywhere is technically space" is my favorite fact, I make use of it frequently.

Andrea Andrew

Once weed comes in, alcohol is never a good idea afterwards.

Brent

Frend!

David Durant

Has Willow finally returned to the mothership?

Doc Gumby

Of course. Of course the party's over. *facepalm*

ValdVin

Re author's note: You mean that Willow hasn't already finished all the Jell-O shots?


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