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Conducting Experiments

🕑 Added 2024-05-27 01:11:12 +0000 UTC
Conducting Experiments

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JourneymanWizard

Look at Liz, making friends like a Faye :)

Bagge

Look at Liz, making friends like a pro

Ack

'big cranky blueberry'

Hugh Eckert

I'm glad Liz bounced back from Irish "getting her" last strip. I was half-expecting her to run away...

Magic Chopstick Games

Iris: wha—how? You can’t photosynthesize a *stick*! Hannelore: [aura intensifies] Liz: [brain snapping to attention] or *can* you? CLAIRE! We need to go back to Cubetown NOW

allanfranta

Then it's time for peer review.

Yelling Bird

Of course. I'd never dream of doing otherwise.

OldGoat

Only with her enthusiastic consent.

Jennifer Pylko

hannelore's no stranger to being poked https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1660

alphanor

They've established common ground - being annoying to someone else.

Stephen Wells

There's a wonderful future for them, admiring large-bosomed ladies together.

Stephen Wells

@Sean I think that's the flaw in Iris' programming! it's accidentally SETTING knowHowToHaveFun to False, that's why she's so cranky. Patch it with IF NOT knowHowToHaveFun and she'll be right as rain! :) or what the hell IF TRUE GOTO WILLOW anyway :)

Stephen Wells

Iris channeling Yay a little bit in panel 2 :)

Miyaa

Clinton would be the daikon to Claire’s carrot.

Ron Hamann

How do we keep this vibe? Marten opens his café, needs workers, asks Dora for help. Dora suggests Willow. Iris tags along, because, duh.

David Paul

Apparently yes: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=carrot+cake+muffins&atb=v413-1&ia=web

alphanor

I believe the fact Liz has accomplished physical contact with Iris to be highly significant.

TwoRavens

Liz is Mike Teevee and Iris is Augustus Gloop. At least based on personality.

David Paul

Ayo will probably go along for the ride, but that's not an affirmative in any case.

Graydon Armstrong

Aww, with a Shebly comic right after... 🐾

Graydon Armstrong

Pe-ne-lope!

enchantedsleeper

Liz can bone down if she wants to. It'll be good for her. You don't need a maturity assessment to have sex 😌 I just don't think she should bone down with *Iris*

enchantedsleeper

Is Hannelore lemon and Willow chocolate? I could see that. Yemisi can be apple and ginger and Claire is carrot :D (Are carrot muffins a thing?)

enchantedsleeper

I love them XD

Joseph Bonnar

The comment iris made panel three is both honest and incredibly sad.

Yelling Bird

I would also like to poke Hannelore, please.

Anders Rapp

The thing with people who have no social skills is sometimes they have surprisingly good social skills!

Anders Rapp

It's remarkably suitable! :-D

Orion Rhine

Go with her, she needs someone sober enough to take notes. It isn't science if no one is taking notes.

Nulgar

What could possibly go wrong?

Richard Lindquist

Oh no I’ll never be able to unhear it 😂

Opus the Poet

I read that as Pokeslut like a new pokemon.

BookBeard

Aw, that would be nice for them. They never get to kill anybody. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2135

William Cole

Liz has found a perfect target for her gremlinning. Marten was to accommodating; Faye was too violent; Iris is just the right amount of cranky-yet-pliable.

William Cole

Or those hugging security droids!

Tudza

The poke stick has a blunt end and a sharp end.

Billy "Dosbilliam" Inlow

...Just looking at that makes me feel old. ._.

BookBeard

Use of Poking Stick™ for shaking purposes is not recommended and may void warranty. For best results, we suggest our new Shaking Stick™ (do not use for poking).

Sean Kinlin

As long as they don't shake it at her.

Onyx

Frog and Toad are children's book friends, so I feel a slightly up-aged version would fit lol

ValdVin

"Big cranky blueberry" now makes me wonder which of the Willy Wonka prize winners Liz and Iris would be.

Cas Wanden

These two are just tsundere 4 tsundere and I want them to be besties

Onyx

BIG CRANKY BLUEBERRY!!!!!!! Somehow Liz has become almost my most fav character in a shot amount of time. Also, she's got Iris's number and I love it for her. She already seems like she cam handle Iris better than any of the others.

darklion

Cranky blueberry. I wish I had a reason to use that line irl.

Emmu Lah

Using her powers for good

BookBeard

Wow, I can totally hear it. I'm now reading Liz as being voiced by Billy Connolly and it's pretty great.

Zak Reichle

I actually find this more useful than the litany of fear

BookBeard

All the best poking sticks are. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=751

Shey

I know Liz is Dutch but I read big cranky blueberry in a Scottish accent 😅

Kevin Hicks

I will face my fun. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone I will turn bloodshot eyes to see it's path. Where the fun has gone there will be nothing. Only the hangover will remain.

Miyaa

Liz is the banana muffin to Iris’s blueberry muffin. Both goes great with lemon and chocolate.

Darnel D Cooper

Poking Hannalore with a stick?

Carrie

Be mindful, if too much fun is being had a weilder of The Voice will use it.

Cancertopia

Ohhh that's way better!!

Tabby

Yes, is the answer :3

Zak Reichle

I'm pretty positive that @Fart Captor coined Gremlizabeth

Mordaeus

Kindred spirits!! <3

Ron Hamann

If it turns out, she really does have laser eyes, it’s a good thing she’s only finding out now because Clinton actually turned out to be a decent person. Otherwise she would lasered him so hard.

BookBeard

I'm seeing it as more of a buddy cop movie style team-up, but instead of solving crimes they just go around annoying people.

Ron Hamann

Swedish made, of course.

BookBeard

Oh yes, "Gremlizabeth" emerged as her de facto fandom name within her first couple of appearances.

Sorastro

Fun is the little life that brings total brief elation.

Sean Kinlin

IF Know-how-to-have-fun = FALSE GOTO Willow

allanfranta

snerk. poke slut!

BookBeard

Don't worry, she's totally into it. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1659 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1660

Sean Kinlin

Willow, when heading to the bathroom: "BRB, BCB."

Christopher Ellis

I'm totally FriendShipping them.

Fart Captor

After that you can try to determine if Ayo or Willow have the gay condition :3

Cancertopia

Are we calling Liz "Gremliz" yet? If not can we? I'm stoned and it made me laugh

Sean Kinlin

"I'll give you SUCH a poke!"

Captain Button

She must not have fun Fun is the time-killer

allanfranta

Do NOT poke Hannelore.

Graydon Armstrong

I want “big cranky blueberry” to become Willow's pet name for Iris when they hook up.

Todd Ellner

Not shipping them. Liz is barely at the "capable of social behavior" stage. Adult physical and sexual relations should probably wait a bit

BookBeard

Also her bionic legs and photovoltaic melanocytes. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1902

Todd Ellner

Grump and Gremlin. Today's PG-13 answer to Frog and Toad or Ant and Bee

BookBeard

Orbital Railgun bodyguards! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3389

Tannerbot

Hannelore may have ai bodyguards who respond to stick poking. So that could really ratchet the party up a notch.

Zak Reichle

Hanners is charging up her laser eyes by photosynthesizing, interrupt her at your own peril!

BookBeard

Don't let Iris choose the poking implement. She has many knives. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5140

Ting

gotta control that variable and give the others a couple pokes too!

Andrea Andrew

Hanners feeling like me right now.

Michael

Now this is looking to be some great character development for all!

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Making friends is easy.

Doc Gumby

Oops, accidentally told the truth there, Iris.

Not that Patrick Foltz

My guess is several poking sticks.


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