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Whole Zlata Love
🕑 Added 2023-07-06 14:42:03 +0000 UTCSorry for the late update, I was on a plane!
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David Paul
Oh, absolutely. He is also the final test.
Joseph Bonnar
If they DO devolve into blood sport, we can get Bembo to referee.
David Paul
Probably not. I mean, Liz is not looking to be any sort of underling, but she does need a mentor, guidance and direction. Claire can probably set that up, but does not really need to intervene. Zlata is here specifically to work for Claire. Maybe Liz will be turned into another part of "the test", but unless (read: when inevitably) things go horribly wrong, I don't think their interactions will devolve into bloodsport.
Ursus Ridens
Is this headed for a Gremlizabeth-Zlata cage match?
Ursus Ridens
Et parle-t-il français?
Shawn K. Younkin
There are worse things that Marten could be instead of a freeloader... liked an internet artist... 😂😂😂
Boots McGoot
unlikely, london->philadelphia 😅
Mad Marie
isn’t running a radio station…yet
Mad Marie
Oh! Was it the same one?
Miyaa
Tunnel snakes rule!
Sebastian
Jeph is a snake!
Miyaa
Too bad Marten isn’t running a radio station. Like indie radio but en Français.
Bagge
Smooth, Zlata
Todd Ellner
"Freeloader"? He has a job back home. He is moving and will need to find a new one.
Bill Silvia
It's not spot-on if he puts on a thematically appropriate outfit and keeps their apartment clean and their goblin out of trouble while Claire is working.
Thomas A. Dennis
not that there's anything wrong with that
Thomas A. Dennis
it's webcartooning, isn't it
PostRetroism
I would pay money to see that on Patreon. Wait...
Amanda L
It does, but based on what we know of her so far, I have no problem with an Eastern European AI not understanding the subtext of the word. Taking fee-fees out of it, the concept is pretty spot on until he finds another job.
Boots McGoot
That's ok, I was on a plane too!
jimbo
'Freeloader'?! Said with a serious face too. I'm amazed at Marten's chill, taking that in stride
Mad Marie
I am a registered “Future Freeloader” in 135 countries.
Mad Marie
Ironically, Jeph was above the planet…
Dan Curtis
Yeah right. They just decided to move here. Do people have potential jobs in every country lined up on the off chance they relocate there.
Elberik
That "freeloader" comment seems pretty judgy
Salodni Ikkis
Marten's mom is having a fit somewhere
Tim Keating
I misread that comment as "I was on a planet," and I was like, "umm..."
Stephen Wells
Panel 4: "I too am a submissive, let us obey her together" :)
Drazi
Morey is working on it Right after she remembers to order printer paper
Brian Leahy
He'll be walking funny for a week...
BookBeard
It contains her resume, a three-page list of all the reasons why she would be an ideal underling, and one hundred and twelve pages of doodles depicting Claire kung-fu fighting the director.
Mad Marie
A binder full of Mitt Romney doppelgängers
BookBeard
"Sorry I'm late, I was on a planet." "Wait, which... was it earth?" "That hardly seems relevant."
Sean Kinlin
Planet Claire!
Andreas_B
We need a shirt for this! "POW! Right in the tentacle!"
Jaron Mortimer
So we're gonna get an over-the-top, action-laden comic showing off what people THINK Claire did, right?
Afunnythinghappedtome
Profiles of all the people she's stalking.
Daniel Rydberg
Zlata is adorable. Such a treasure!
Brian Leahy
So - what's in Zlata's binder?
Kevin v
New coffee shop
Ísabel Pirsic
(faint Steven Universe vibes)
Ísabel Pirsic
I read “I was on a planet” Which Planet !? 🪐💫☄️
allanfranta
Kinky, Mad Marie?
Stephen Wells
Whereas Veronica would skip the "into shape" part.
Mad Marie
…with a ripped-off director tentacle
DaddyUmbreon
Oh Claire is going to whip her into shape 🤣
Leak
Her what? (You know, GG has been sidestorying for so long now I can barely remember the main protagonist...)
Jeremy Westerfield
I want this m---f--- webcartoonist off my m---f--- plane!
BookBeard
Well, as long as we're starting some new legends about Claire: I heard she eats all of her food in alphabetical order! I heard that every memo she sends gets it's own ISBN! I heard she once shushed someone so hard they caught fire!
Hugh Eckert
Maybe it’s like Agatha Heterodyne’s hair
