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🕑 Added 2023-06-28 01:16:23 +0000 UTCdyson butt simulator
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Light
Experience tranquillity 🤖🙏🌞
dcy665 .
Tsk is consistent with Bubbles expression in that same panel. Very cute.
Conrad Rogers
New Personal Headcanon: QC Universe is a simulation being run on a super-smart AI who was about 3 years ago but unsurprisingly has . They used to date Martin in HS, and spun up an R~14 (14 stars out from earth, so only 5000 solar systems to simulate) Universe just to spy on their ex and his friends, and getting caught up in the drama. Basically I figure they got bored after streaming ALL of NotFlox for a few months (calculation required for mathematically exact joke) and did too much and is basically googling their ex by simulating a dwarf galaxy (I really hope AIs like astrophysics and making mind-blowing theories about the early universe and also publishing well-written papers about it)
jimfromtx
There's a typo in panel 3, "security tisk" should be "security risk"
Yelling Bird
"The Theory of Deep AI's" is a tab on Pornhub in their world.
Joe
the look on Bubbles face in panel 3 ...
Daniel Rydberg
Melon! Melon! Melooooooon!
Tim Keating
I misread that first line as "the theory of Deep Ass" which puts the rest of the comic in an ENTIRELY different context.
Hugh Eckert
Beeps and Clinton need to meet.
Michael Chui
Depends on how much of a techbro you feel like.
This isn't a universe simulator?
RaptorShadow
One of them is Raven, right?
Steve DeGroof
I was thinking of the hovering slab, but either Cosmo or Steve would do.
Matt Grayson
Is Cosmo the third?
Miyaa
Yay, the Director, …Steve? (Switch to Steve working one of those automatic pancake makers that you find on Delta Sky Club lounges.)
Steve DeGroof
I love that there are at least 3 characters in QC who might plausibly qualify as Deep AIs.
enchantedsleeper
"A black box that's too smart to talk to us" but not too smart to buy coffee, right? Coffee of Doom have been serving a deep AI this whole time 👀 (Then again, maybe the humming black slab is just shy)
Diptych
...is that true about the chess programmes?
Ngl read the post comment initially as “Dyson butt stimulator” 💀
Chris Crowther
I'm pretty sure she's thinking of Yay in the last panel...
Ye Olde Phart
Possibly, yes. But (haha) also possibly a nod to "The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things" by Carolyn Mackler.
Orion Rhine
Dyson Butt Simulator, now with REALISTIC JIGGLE PHYSICS(TM)!
David Martelli
Yay sneezes in next panel
Andrew Mitchell
I'd play the heck out of a QC sim.
Yay immediately came to mind to me as well lmao
Nicolas Demers
To be fair, Yay did tend to swan around and act like they were the proverbial bee's knees.
Doug DeJulio
That's only because it's a direct dig at Yay.
I feel like that's a direct dig at Yay
DaddyUmbreon
It's a universe I love ❤️ ✨️
Ahmed Tedjini
Is the update text a nod to Dyson Sphere Program?