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🕑 Added 2023-06-11 01:14:25 +0000 UTC

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That was my question, is it adoption or job. The latter strip (two after this) implies job contract to me...

BookBeard

Nah, Cubetown probably has some device that retcons reality so that they were always citizens or something.

Hugh Eckert

The Unicorn Principal is a spinoff from Magical Love Gentleman.

Some Ed

and also for Claire to start her new job. That's at least six pages there.

Some Ed

At least, not while both conscious and sober. Unfortunately, the one time she did consciously realize this was the one time she did weed, and her notes from it are basically unintelligible to anyone who doesn't consciously understand that, so...

Sammitch

Moray didn't get the joke, and those are papers to adopt Liz.

Todd Ellner

To be clear, are these Unicorns in the Dan Savage sense of the word?

Todd Ellner

The The Gremlin is going to have to go back to her cave and find clean undies or go to the nearest human clothing store.

Todd Ellner

The Invisible Pink Unicorn pees in Russell's Teapot

Todd Ellner

Claire can get into Canada because Cubetown needs her in particular. As a spouse Martin could come along. As a boyfriend, not so much. They're gonna hafta put a ring on it, or he'll be back to listening to bitter obscure Indie bands in his lonely bed in the States

Clifton Royston

I expect Tai and Dora's actual wedding is another 2 years off in real-world time, so if Marten (or Claire) proposes immediately, it'll probably be another 4 years before we get to the wedding.

Stephen Wells

Liz hasn't yet worked out that the tip of a unicorn's horn is a magnetic monopole and thus the key to infinite free energy with only a small, almost negligible, probability of entirely destroying the universe as a side effect.

enchantedsleeper

We've got Tai and Dora's wedding coming first!

Tom Carlson

Yes.The desire kicked in for me when Marten was wearing Moray on his back.

Pedro Jose Guarin

I hope marten proposes to Claire soon, I really want a wedding arc ^^

David Pipes

They'll always be Goblizabeth to me!

VoxOrbisBrad

Sadly, while Gremlizabeth has all of those things, she never bothered to learn any of them, which means her sub-basement is a wasteland of horror.

Shawn K. Younkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdpmc6ymmQ Non-sarcastic in Marten's case.

Charlie Rose

Sounds like an earnest slow clap

Mark

So not like a sarcastic slow clap, then.

William Cole

Wow! I have questions, however, about why the most common design involves a unicorn on a stripper pole.

William Cole

Dang, I"d forgotten all about Amir's unicorn obsession! Excellent deep cut!

Daniel Rydberg

Right. Sacrifice to one of the people who is an actually lives at the location. But sure, if one is gonna adult, then one might adult properly. 😅

Chris Crowther

I wish American golf spectators would practice the golf clap instead sounding like they're at a football match. Also shouting "get in the hole!" continually. Even when there's fuck all chance of the ball getting anywhere near the damn hole.

David Paul

Hopefully Gremlizabeth is tenured enough to have some kind of laundry allowance at the very least, otherwise they should follow the procedures for the handling and storage of hazardous waste.

David Paul

Donate/sacrifice one pair, then make the first order of business clothes shopping.

enchantedsleeper

It's like a very polite quiet clap, the kind that spectators use when watching golf. So it's kinda like, subdued/unenthusiastic applause xD

Charlie Rose

Jeph what is a Golf Clap

BrokenThyme

can martin lend her one?

Daniel Rydberg

On the other hand, maybe Claire didn’t bring that many pairs, they are only here for the interview and short visit after all. Poor adorrible little goblin.

Daniel Rydberg

I would also not lend out a clean pair. But I would consider giving one pair away to the horrdorable little goblin.

Stephen Wells

They already woke up together once, this should be a regular thing :)

Krestus

both. each took two tries

Roombot

Does anyone else kind of want Claire and Marten to become a polycule with Moray?

Leak

The Unicorn Principal Name? Kerberos.

Sleepy John

The Unicorn Principle explains the Singularity.

fluffy

Well that's an interesting second-order misinterpretation on a somewhat niche word!

Opus the Poet

That sounds like a decent popsci pamphlet.

Drazi

Yes

Carl Fink

To Jeph's subtitle point: the Unicorn Principal is an Etsy store that sells unicorn-principal-themed t-shirts. https://www.etsy.com/market/unicorn_principal

Magic Chopstick Games

You know you’ve been computering for too many years when you read “it took four tries” and your brain tries to think “what does a data structure have to do with this” but instead thinks “four trees? How big is that contract?”

Holly Nelson

Vis a vis: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=664

Holly Nelson

So, will this be a lead-in to having Deathmøle do a concert visit to Cubetown, finally playing their Unicorn Prince concept album?

BrokenThyme

Sympathetic Gremlin meets Librarian-Mom, this is going to be a fascinating dynamic

Yelling Bird

So is this the employment paperwork or the adoption paperwork?

HillaryGayle

Lol she’s such a gremlin

Pejo

The Unicorn Principal, by Chuck Tingle

jeff fearnow

But it's mything an important perspective.

Elf Sternberg

Questionable Unicorns vs Invisible Emus is the name of my Missing Persons cover band.

jeff fearnow

Well then- Rule 34 it is.

Joseph Bonnar

A very pointed comment, Kaitou.

Summer Sudbrink

What is that on the wall? Surely not art.

KiTA

The Director is a post-singularity intelligence. It's thoughts about human level intellects are equivalent to human level intellects. So... maybe, maybe not. On some level, none of the Morays really ever existed, they're just thoughts of the post-singularity AI given form. So it's possible the director could keep the memories of the Morays segmented so it could recreate them intact if needed. Here's another thought: That does mean it's possible that the Director's real personality is literally just like Moray's, but it can't express herself on a human level without going through Morays. A superintelligent, godlike ... Moray.

Mad Marie

Moray: “Oooh! I can be leggings!”

KiTA

Is this when we discover her hair is a completely other color when she remembers to wash it? Or some other hairstyle?

Tudza

I say take The Unicorn Principle and make it your own.

kaitou

Jeph's next series: Questionable Unicorns.

awgiedawgie

And yes. That makes it unanimous.

Michael Boettger

Does Moray and her sisters exist independently of the Director? Or do their personalities cease once they are reassured? Do they re-emerge when they are budded off from the Director. I'd hate to think Moray might simply cease to be .