The Main Character

Darnel D Cooper

Sorry I missed the decision to go for another frame for momo.

Stephen Wells

We live in hope.

Grigsbot

I don't think "internet personality" is the right job for *anybody.*

Zak Reichle

That link appears safe, but @Michael Nuzzo is right in that every image ever posted to Jeph's QC Patreon is available on that page

YsabetJustYsabet

Well, she has no boobage. As a deboobinated woman (breast cancer, yay) I can promise that, without speed bumps, things do tend to slide and sometimes you don't notice until the last minute.

Pejo

I'm not clicking on that link. 😬 Oh wait, this is Patreon, no one is clicking on that link because Patreon doesn't turn URL's into links.

alphanor

Does it seem to anyone else like Momo's clothing, in particular her pants, are about to fall to the ground (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

Clifton Royston

Playing the Burger Oni persona may actually be good for her. Going by her facial expressions, I think she might be handling it pretty well even if she hates it, because she understands they're all acting like idiots. Nonetheless, a few years of talk therapy is usually a good idea for most of us. I should probably make another stab at therapy. (Attempt. I mean attempt. No stabby.)

Julia Allen-Hesse

Mar needs several years of therapy if she's gonna survive this :(

Robert Heinig

It is once in a while then always recovers after a few days - but it should some day learn to limit the post count like every other rss out there - OK, most other.

Gabriel Nichols

So I'm starting to wonder if "internet personality" is really the right job for someone with crippling self-esteem issues.

Miyaa

@Stephen Wells • Wait, when was this?

Jere

third

Michael Nuzzo

Just discovered this site that seems to be copying all your comics from Patreon https://kemono.party/patreon/user/180379

Donna Flint

Second the motion.

SheepFace2000

Jeff I must insist on behalf of the class that we see the MommyMilkers body pillow

Jere

He hasn't defiled it yet because Jeph hasn't done one yet :P

Ami

having missed the previous comic and now reading it, I still feel like the last joke made sense

Hugh Eckert

You cast Cloud of Angry Internet Dorks! It's super effective!

Matthew DeVries

Is the main page RSS feed broken for anyone else?

Jeffrey Anderson

Yes!!!!

darklion

I don't think they're calling me bad. I think they're calling themselves bad.

Rose

Tall Momo is definitely taking some getting used to.

Opus the Poet

¿Por que no los dos? dot gif.

Stephen Wells

File in the same category as when May told her "I knew you were a horny little weirdo underneath the goody two shoes act" :)

Shane Wegner

I for one welcome our inevitable 10m tall lady-shaped mecha AI overlords.

Zak Reichle

Grossly specific deep cut 👍

Diptych

They seem to be filled with all the toxic runoff that isn't allowed here.

Diptych

'Dale, how did you manage to get identical spit and snot stains in eight different spots on your body pillow?'

Mike Rodgers

I used to sell them for a local charity by the meter on ebay.

Mike Rodgers

It may have been defiled already.

Joseph Bonnar

I've not been to any QC subreddit, and I probably won't be looking for one after this comment thread.

Joseph Bonnar

I had a house overflowing with books. I'd read most, planned to read the rest, and finally had to rehome them because it was time to downsize. NOT my Pratchett, mind. NOBODY gets my Pratchett.

Brian

I’m pretty sure a lot of QC fans would if it was available

Jesper Henriksson

why not both?

Drakoo Dreamer

Are the AI getting taller or the people getting shorter?

MikeT

It's in Bedroom #5

Bagge

Dale owns a mommymilker body pillow, doesn't he?

el_zilcho

It has to be surreal from her end going from being able to fit in a backpack to being taller than most humans

Ursus Ridens

I bet that Tall Momo gets a quiet thrill from looking down at people, but is too polite to let on.

Nicolas Demers

GOKUDILDO47 HAS LOGGED ON

David Wright

People who don't like other people talking crap on the internet are dumb suckers

Andrew L Butula

Depends on the sub really. I know a couple youtubers who still have solid communities. Also Steven Crowder's subreddit turned on him years ago, that has to count for something.

Diptych

QC's great, yeah, but reddit isn't.

Darcy Conaty

Probably didn't get an email for that one. I didn't - had to go looking for it. Patreon just randomly does that sometimes.

SilverbackRon

Buying generic in bulk or worse yet those fake books to fill shelves is heresy! IMHO

SilverbackRon

Hahaha, it took me second there.

SilverbackRon

How did I miss that strip too? I view every page when I get the notifications.

Rob The Mildly Perplexed!

That can't be a real thing...QC is one of the best things on the interwebz....I look forward to every day

SilverbackRon

Hahaha, I hadn't noticed that yet.

dcy665 .

That's pathetic

Michael Chui

Excuse me. My too-many-books-to-fit-in-my-shelves were selected individually, purchased artisanally, and consumed organically.

William Hanna

omg I was just reminded about the subreddit about hating QC. Thanks, Jeph.

Kilonum

currently, Elon is losing every day. However, he thinks that being the main character is the goal.

Elf Sternberg

It's a Twitter idea. "Twitter is a game. Every day on Twitter someone is the main character of the game. You win the genre by never becoming the main character."

Jeremy Westerfield

Is it me, or does she seem to have a lack of furniture in her new house? Did you know you can buy books in bulk to fill a library room?

Captain Button

Yes. This will get them into the robot version of arguments about borrowing clothes without permission.

Mad Marie

So is the main character the MommyMilkers body pillow or The Internet ?

Zak Reichle

More like FloaTITion

Yelling Bird

In case of a water landing May can be used as a floatation device.

Zak Reichle

Odds that Aurelia sends GokuDildo47 a MommyMilkers body pillow, possibly anonymously, when she gets home? Non zero

Doc Gumby

Are Momo's hair and May's tube top made of that same myomer or whatsit?

Gabriel's Shadow

Jeph, to be honest, I'm not sure you *are* a ho.

Becky Landry

I missed the previous strip and was so confused as to why Aurelia was randomly bringing up defiling body pillows

Elberik

I do like that the house is empty. Probably everything they own fits in one bedroom.

ValdVin

If you call half of X group 'dumb suckers' and 110% self-reply 'Who are you calling a dumb sucker?' you've made you point.

MikeT

Defilement incoming in 3, 2, 1...

MikeT

They were un-gooped back into the collective

Michael Boettger

I'm thinking May not only understands the online world better than Marbear, she really is the online world. And Marbear and Co. have just moved in this place, judging by the lack of furniture or is Marbear doing a minimalist kind of thing?

Buck Caldwell

Two words: Projekt Melody.

Probably not unlike what happened to Preparations A through G. If H was the one to make it to market, imagine the poor soul testing A.

Kenneth Carlile

At a conservative estimate, around 7'? :D

Travis Young

Tol

Joseph Bonnar

I'm not sure. I'd suggest foul play, but if Yelling Bird is somehow involved it would need to be called Fowl Play.

I enjoy kpop... I hope Marigold will be okay 🫣

Elizabeth Wallace

Sure it’s good to like QC, but what about people who ALSO LIKE OTHER WEBCOMICS JEPH. Are you saying we DON’T EXIST you’re a monster this is fascism OMG!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11 (Obligatory /s because someone somewhere will otherwise think I’m serious…)

Fart Captor

Aurelia.

Roombot

They were outmoded by the latest and greatest version.

Chloë Salzenberg

How tall *are* May and Momo now?

fluffy

What happened to GokuDildo 1 through 46?

Thisguy

We now need a video of Mommymilkers being motherly to Burgeroni, calming her rage and getting to the root problem of Burgeroni being mad with herself for being a “dumb sucker”

Thisguy

I love how the advent of Tall Momo now means that Marigold and Aurelia are reduced to talking heads.

Lenore J Jones

May is right, but so is Marigold. Wading through all of that criticism can be emotionally damaging. People have gotten off social media completely because of that kind of thing. And criticism of female-presenting people can be even more horrible.