3, 2 ,1, Let's Jam

Harmony Petersen

Woo, we're Moray-wearing-inclined sisters!

Vilinda

I was just gunna say the same thing!

enchantedsleeper

There's a QC AI Type for everyone :D

Harmony Petersen

I would wear Moray, just saying. Sounds cozy.

I think yelling bird already lives there in a big room below the director's chamber

Afunnythinghappedtome

Yelling Bird should move to cube town to yell about bosoms

Solomon Garland

... Wait, blow this joint? Was that a pun?

Donny Munsell

Are we going to randomly find out that Marten's shirt was originally from Canada and some random Cubetown resident from Canada will randomly compliment his shirt at some point?

SpookyPenguin

i had a clash of popular culture, tank vs dune imagining the god emperor marten wearing moray doing something space cowboyish

Holly Nelson

Thanks! I should have known that. 🤦

Todd Ellner

Factor is sqrt(2), so make the new diameter ~1.4*old diameter. This is why the bigger pizza is almost always a better deal

Thomas A. Dennis

IIRC, Alan Moore talked about erotica that centered around creative use of jelly-type nanotech in Promethea; the term "jelly job" may have been used.

Seth Swanson

Martin never loses or throws out a hoody. They simply find a new host.

Hugh Eckert

The Farce is strong in you.

Ah, those only keep you luke warm

Holly Nelson

What’s the conversion factor for its diameter to double the size of a pizza? I used to have it off the top of my head - something like 1.28?

Bagge

Liz appologized and it was fine. EXTREMELY annoying when big bro/dad Marten is right.

Hugh Eckert

Tauntaun sleeping bag.

CaseyAEC

"Moray has many uses" is the most intense trap I've ever seen online. I commend you Jeph, well played.

Kelcrow

We need a narrator's voice cut-in here that says, "But before the night was out, he would be wearing her." They are going to all go smoke some weed, after all.

Stephen Wells

Bwoiiiiinnnnngggggggg.

TwoRavens

Now we need alt art of Marten in his Moray puffer jacket.

William Cole

Mine is curmudgeonly, abrasive robot girls (May & Iris).

Tom Carlson

I’ve just realized my huge crushes on both Moray and Beeps means my “type” is apparently “AI girls incompetent at their jobs.”

Stephen Wells

Volumes are really counter-intuitive sometimes. For example: a box that's three feet on each side has almost three and a half times the volume of a box that's two feet on each side.

Everett Bradshaw

I believe the phrase was "Power loader."

Everett Bradshaw

That last line: deep cut, I like it.

Everett Bradshaw

I second this!

Doc Gumby

Now the theme song is stuck in my head... Meh, could be worse, it's a great song. :D

Jeph Jacques

This is incredible. I love patreon

Stephen Wells

@todd elner: no, this is a "they're smiling at each other at last", very different dynamic.

Douglas E. Smith

Math makes everything better!

jimbo

c'mon Marten, be a sport and try it,

Stephen Wells

One of the Tollest and Smollest pairings thus far.

Daniel Rydberg

I love this.

Todd Ellner

Narrator: And that is how Moray was rendered down into the Librarian's personal stash of mimeograph fluid

enchantedsleeper

They're so cute! Also, Tol and Smol again :3

Todd Ellner

Note: She's short but curvy. We'll assume it evens out in total volume. The Director would have grown her to be a size and shape that meat popsicles would be comfortable with

Todd Ellner

How thick a layer of Moray will Marten be wearing if he takes her up on that offer? Average North American woman is about 62liters in volume. Surface area of average man is about 18000 cm^2 His face is about .035 of this Hands and feet are roughly .04 We'll wave away calculations for the insides of thighs. He can walk bowlegged For 16650 -> 17000 cm^2 of Marten surface area --------- 𝗢𝗿 𝗮 𝟯.𝟳 𝗰𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲. 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳 𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿

Chris Crowther

"...but I would really like to ride you like a motorboat."

Cley Faye

Well if there ever was room for an extra out-of-story pic, it's now!

Wayne Farmer

"Marten, please. I want you inside me. You'll rreally like it, I promise."

Wayne Farmer

In cases of imminent starvation, would Moray be edible and warmly nutritious? Like eating warm gummies? Or can she cushion a potentially fatal fall, like Gleep and Gloop?

Todd Ellner

"She smiled at me! That means she wants to shtup me!" said millions of creeps every day.

MikeT

He is, after all, very done with their shite

Stephen Wells

Wait, hear me out, Claire cuddles Marten and then Moray wraps herself around BOTH of them...

Opus the Poet

Phrasing!

Opus the Poet

Marten is Jet.

Stephen Wells

Liz apologised and Evan *smiled at her* this is not a drill, folks, we can ship this :)

Matthew Van Gangelen

Moray just wants what any suit wants. Someone inside her.

Steve H

A Moray suit would be comfy I think.

Shane Wegner

We might as well form a line.

Shane Wegner

I'm picturing a bearskin cloak kind of situation with Moray's eyes over Marten's head.

Shane Wegner

You're missing your chance to wear Moray as a Venom-like symbiont, Marten! Not the choice I'd make. I mean, Moray can clearly retain her shape and move around- that takes a certain amount of slime power right there. Do you know she _doesn't_ have super strength that she can lend to you as your symbiote, allowing you jump onto rooftops and fight crime??! You're willing to take that chance?!

MikeT

So does this make Claire Faye? Marten might be able to pull off Spike, but would need a serious injection of cool.

Chewbacca

Wearing a slime girl... pretty sure I've read that doujin before...

Leak

Surely that's "airhead of security"?

Chris Waldrip

Damnit… now I have ANOTHER weird fetish to add to my list…

Clifton Royston

It's her greatest talent.

Clifton Royston

Just remember what Fat Freddy and the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers say, Liz, smoking grass and drinking beer is like pissing into the wind.

Daniel Rydberg

THIS NEEDS TO BE CALCULATED

Daniel Rydberg

I wonder how ”big” Marten/Moray would be. It feels like Martens body mass would displace a lot more liquid/slime than just being covered in her.

Kristina

I volunteer to wear Moray!

David Martelli

(matrix phrasing) there is no T

William Cole

Moray made it weird. Again.

Ethan Searls

I agree, let’s get everybody and this stuff together

Kate Cole

If you don't know the title reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfOyOBHIq4

I believe there was a sentient goo spacesuit in an Ian Banks novel as well

James D

Imagine if Moray met Beepatrice though.

Magic Chopstick Games

(Three hours later) Moray and Marten (in unison): GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH! *uncontrollable giggling*

That Blair Guy

Have you considered the possibility they already have? And that’s why Pintsize is no longer welcome in Canada?

Captain Button

Note that wearing a layer of sapient goo instead of a spacesuit is a thing in John Varley's "Eight Worlds" SF stories ("The Ophiuchi Hotline" et al).

Noise

Moray keeps casually inventing new fetishes. Maybe she should just make that a career.

Llian

That's bait . . . Yes I would like to wear Moray

Armcannon Productions

I don't know what would be worse, wearing the sentient goo hoodie or just how chipper she would be about the whole thing.

schmod

Moray and Pintsize must never meet.

Marshall

BaDop BaDop BaDop BuhDop DweeDee!

David Durant

Nothing whatsoever - welcome 👋!

skinnybdink

what’s wrong with me if that’s hot?

Andrew

Gremliz from a few pages ago would have been all “I wanna wear you like a Dune sand-trout suit”

David Durant

Given Grimlizabeth is getting drunk for the first time, do we think MJ is a good idea next? I mean, unless it's intended to be like stealing your first cigarette off you dad and him making you smoke the whole pack and I don't think anyone here is against some light pot usage.