The Confrontation

Every time some chud whined about Claire being trans, Jeph added +1 Main Character Point out of spite.

fx_in_mind

I've suddenly noticed that Claire has become the main character for QC, and has been for a while now. When did that happen?

Elf Sternberg

Eh. Queer folk hang out with queer folk, we can't help but adopt each other's mannerisms from time to time.

Paracog Steadham

Marten gets out his Doonesbury face in the last panel.

Trans4Life2021

Lol Claire may be into guys but she's got the lesbian seating arrangement down pat

Aaron

new life goals just dropped

Zain Redding

*SLOW CLAP*

Onedavewreckingcrew

some people should not drink especially AFTER therapy

Onedavewreckingcrew

Marten is no longer Dealing With This Shit

PixelThis

Marten looks like he's enthusiastically trying to drink his way out of the situation

Stephen Wells

Evan reminds me a bit of Adora (She-Ra): tall, jacked, deeply neurotic sense of duty, charges in without thinking, actually a total marshmallow, ends up married to the tiny chaos gremlin :)

Steven K Pritchard

This was truly a comic needed for a Monday. Bless you, Jeph.

Hugh Eckert

Love this! Especially how Moray is just taking it all in, absorbed but neither amused or appalled. Also, Marten is taking the wise path- "I need more beer in order to deal with this."

Thank you for this. I read it with my coffee this morning and I haven't stopped laughing for a full 10 minutes.

enchantedsleeper

That would be amazing, but I imagine Evan being too pissed off for that to happen xD

Stephen Wells

Yes, when she leapt at Evan.

Bill Silvia

Something about the drama of "APPELBOOM!" "TITTIES!" still makes me burst out laughing at random times.

Bill Silvia

Alternatively, some people need a drunk crying session before they're ready for therapy.

YsabetJustYsabet

"Just drinkin' my beer, just drinkin' my beeeeeer, JUST DRINKIN' MY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER....."

YsabetJustYsabet

Is it just me or does Claire look like she's sitting on a throne in the last panel?

Merle Blue

Liz is a little drunk right now. As in, she is little, and she is VERY drunk.

Mad Marie

Fiction? This is a documentary, right?

ValdVin

"I've always called her that in my head but never had the Dutch courage to say it out loud!"

Chris Warren

The best line is in panel 2. :)

Graydon Armstrong

Liz won't be fired for getting nothing done, she'll be fired for sexual harassment.

Dypstych

Did Liz knock her stool over?

Wednesday

Oh, some people *should not drink* until they’ve at least done a course of therapy.

Joseph Bonnar

If I were in that room, mine would be almost identical. :)

Ben French

Ngl, love Marten's reaction in the last panel.

awgiedawgie

Also doesn't know Claire's boss was Tai.

Stephen Wells

Ironically, her chill also makes her hotter.

Jaron Mortimer

Evan: "Oh God, she's going to offend Claire." Also Evan: *Doesn't know Claire has lived with Pintsize for a long, long time*

Steve H

That girl behind Claire made me think it was Hanners for a second.

Mrpink

I like how Marten went into "grumpily ignoring this bullshit mode".

ValdVin

Words cannot describe my exuberant reaction to two first panels. Also, I'm convinced that there's a sentient Power Loader on Cubetown.

Ruth Merriam

Claire has found her chill.

red sands

My brain keeps thinking moray is slug from waist down but nope there's legs

Shawn K. Younkin

LOL- Liz seems to be a sexual harassments charge just waiting to happen.

Cameron W.

“Put me in your cleavage. I’ll ride you like a power loader.” is possibly the greatest line in comics history, if not all fiction combined.

Stephen Wells

Nonzero chance that Liz wakes up tomorrow sandwiched between Evan and Moray's pillowy bosoms, the happiest goblin in the world.

Stephen Wells

Somehow Moray seems to be *more naked* in each strip.

TubaGinger

Best line you've ever written? Definitely. No amount of Tarantino-esque dialogue will ever top your magnum opus: "TITTIES"

Captain Button

She could crawl into them and be safe and warm forever.

Captain Button

Appelboom or Appleboom?

Sarah Valentine

"Stupider here by the minute", like he said a week ago. He's re-living early QC levels of insanity and is just trying to ride it out, poor bastard.

Not the power loader ahahah 😂

DaddyUmbreon

I love how Marten is refusing to acknowledge the situation 😂

SpookyPenguin

Jeph tell me you're going to put that in a song *please*

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

And I nominate “Titties!” as your best best line.

Dylan T

The gremlin eyes are strong

Yoder of Kansas

Stay strong, Martin!

J-68

Undoubtedly best line.

Lisa

Wow, the hangovers from this party are going to be legendary ...