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Self-Evaluation

🕑 Added 2023-03-08 02:01:20 +0000 UTC

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Roombot

That's a good idea, but already did it so many times it is indelibly memorized 🤣

Beth Goode

If you're like me you can just start over at the beginning, because you really don't remember it as well as you think you do.

BrokenThyme

Giving him a laser cannon was not the wisest choice.

Tim Keating

I think you'll find if you start far enough back, you have effectively already done so! Like... remember when the army came after Pintsize?

Tim Keating

I would change that last line to "Give us more-ay," but really... *chef's kiss"

Todd Beaubien

That's beautiful! LOL

Nash Wolfe

There's an amazing scene in Red Dwarf where Holly the supercomputer is bored because they've read every book in existence, so they ask Lister to help: LISTER: I've done it. HOLLY: Done what? LISTER: Erased Agatha Christie. HOLLY: Who's she, then? LISTER: Holly, you just asked me to erase all Agatha Christie novels from your memory. HOLLY: Why should I do that? I've never heard of her. LISTER: You've never heard of her because I've just erased her from your smegging memory. HOLLY: What'd you do that for? LISTER: You asked me to! HOLLY: When? LISTER: Just now! HOLLY: I don't remember this.

The Director: "I blame myself, by which I mean Moray."

Roombot

I wish I could erase my memory of QC so I could go back and binge it all for the first time again.

Sehrys

If she's made out of gloop / And she needs to regroup / That's a Moray! Reabsorption or no / She'll mature and she'll grow / That's a Moray! If she joined the main cast / Surely it'd be a blast / That's a Moray! So, Jeph, don't hesitate / Please, come on, seal our fate! / Give us Moray! ✨

Sean Morgan

Great. Now I have the image of Moray using her gelatin-body as an espresso machine, with all the rule 34 fanart that includes. Some days, my brain...

alexandre belinge

I'll bet she'll pull an amazing espresso in Coffee of Doom 2.0 !

Daryl Sawyer

OOh ooh! Instead of that, Steve, Tortura, and Pizza Girl involved in some sort of spy/superhero shenanigans.

Daryl Sawyer

Just means the director needs to reabsorb her, integrate her experiences, and issue a new, better Moray.

Jim Feldman

On one hand, I think Moray is autonomous but on the other (they/she) was spun off a supremely intelligent AI. If they have failings, wouldn't that point back at the director?

Stephen Wells

It doesn't map the same way but also yes but also no...

Sten Thaning

And a position opens for a chill guy you can come to with your problems?

Sarah Valentine

I mean, she's an extension of The Director, and also an AI, so the answer is "it's complicated"

Kiva Catalina

Liz's face in Panel 5 - priceless.

Miyaa

That’s what I think #5000 will be. But, with Pizza Girl as his special breakfast guest!

Daryl Sawyer

I want to see a fanart of a deranged Steve sitting below an industrial cereal dispenser at a factory, mouth open.

Summer Sudbrink

Isn’t Moray younger than Liz? With substantially less life experience? I mean she jiggles like an adult but isn’t she just a kid too?

Mad Marie

Perhaps Moray will find a new job as Steve’s cereal milk.

Dennis Turgeon

Damn. I’ve been reading this comic for literal years now. Back before Dora and Thai even got together, back before bubbles or may were characters. So much has happened in that time. Here’s to 5000 more if that’s what you want Jeff!