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Planned content for 0.05 Alpha and teaser
🕑 Added 2025-06-12 16:42:02 +0000 UTCHello everyone! So, I recently put out a poll for the higher tiers of which body type to work on first between apple and strawberry. Apple won got 90% of the votes so I'm going to be working on that body type first after I finish the Dranaria eating events. Lets talk about what 0.05 is going to look like and what content we already have added, are working on and what we plan to add.
We've already added the upgrades tab, which I've already shown off along with some minor changes to how money is displayed to make it easier to read.
Right now we're working on the Dranaria eating events, which we originally planned 10 of these events but we decided that the events we were going to add would just be repetitive so we removed them. In there place I'm making sure that the 5 events left are extremely detailed and have a good level of replay-ability with Dranaria having 30 different descriptions/interaction. Right now we have 4 of these done with the fifth being worked on. It sounds like a lot but these descriptions/interactions tend to barely even be a page long so its much easier to turn these out than proper descriptions.
We plan on adding in 4 apple and 4 new strawberry descriptions to help even out the pear bias I have. We also might end up adding a few new images to the game depending on our artists schedule and how long it takes me to get all of this finished up.
I expect this update will take at least three weeks, probably more like five just because of the amount of writing this update has and the fact that this update is decently large. I might end up separating it into two parts, with Dranaria's eating events being one half released to the high tiers and then the rest of the update released when the descriptions are done, and then of course it'll be only available to the higher tiers for one week for testing before being released to Knights.
Anyways, here that little teaser I promised:
Now fully decided what you want to have to eat you wait for the servant you summoned to make their way up to your room. After about a minute or two of waiting you hear footsteps echo through the hallway and a few moments later the door opens to your room. Through the now open door steps Dranaria, the dim-witted dwarf. She smiles like a dope when she sees you, taking a second to think before deciding to walk over to you to see why you’ve summoned her.
Each one of her little, albeit heavy footed, steps cause her breasts to jiggle slightly. You watch as her carmel flesh jiggles and wobbles with every step. Despite her tiny height her breasts are huge compared to the rest of her. Sometimes you fear that if she got really fat she might become immobilized by her breasts blocking her path, though that's a pretty ludicrous idea.
She stops near the edge of your table and just kind of stares at you, waiting for you to say something to her. Clearly she doesn’t seem to understand how this is supposed to work. She just stands there for a few minutes, looking at you with those big, mostly closed, eyes of hers. After a few more seconds you see a spark of understanding come over her. “Um, happy birthday?” It seems that spark of understanding was not related to why you summoned her here.
“What? It’s not my birthday.” You say, a little taken aback at the sudden, and decently regularly, happy birthday she wishes you.
She looks at you, confused. She tilts her head to one side and looks to be in deep thought. “Uh, um, it's not my birthday either. So, why did you call me here then?”
You raise an eyebrow at her, you have no idea how someone could be so stu-
“Wows!” She suddenly interrupts your line of thinking. “How did you do that with your… eye hair? Yeah! Eye hair! How did you do that? That was so cool! Am I doing it? How do you do it? Is this right?” She stands there for a second raising both her eyebrows, desperately trying to mimic you.
Growing tired of her lack of focus and stupidity you interrupt her. “Dranaria! Focus, I called you here to order some food, and stop playing with your eyebrows”
“Don’t you mean eye hair?” She says in a matter of fact tone, as if that is the proper word for it.
“Focus!” You tell her firmly.”I just want to order some food.”
