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DAD JOKES and CHEESE PUNS: Do your worst!

🕑 Added 2020-03-12 00:18:58 +0000 UTC

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there were 2 chocolate bunnies one missing and ear and one mkissing a tail the one with no tail says did you bit my ass? the one with one ear said whattttt

spioradbeag

My friend told me that her vacuum cleaner had suddenly stopped working. And I said “Oh, that sucks!”

What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!

Dana Zink

What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A labra-cadabra-dor.

I was in the car with a magician and he said "watch me turn this car into a driveway." And he turned it right into a driveway!

Serena Swanson

Why did the chicken cross the street to go to the library? To get a Boook Boooook Bbbooookk

vbperson

I'm way late but I just heard a great one! Ready? Everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the........ Minneapolis? OH!

How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate? Turn the light off

The first restaurant on the moon just opened. It got mixed reviews. The food was great but it had no atmosphere.

Kayla Tuttle

i don't have a dad bod. it's more like a father figure.

Kayla Tuttle

what's the best part about Switzerland? i don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Kayla Tuttle

what has four wheels and flies? A: a garbage truck


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