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Worst Dad Jokes You've Ever Heard
🕑 Added 2018-10-05 17:10:18 +0000 UTC Now that Ned's a dad, his dad jokes have gotten even better, by which we mean much much much much worse dear god please stop him.Tell us the worst dad joke you've ever heard, and we'll have the guys reveal their favorite next week with a shoutout to the Patron who shared it!
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Why do flamingos only stand with one leg up? If they stood with both legs up they would fall over
Ellie
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. (wondering about the glue?) I knew you'd get stuck there ;)
Ollie Springall
What do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire? Bernadette
Sarah Handberg
Theres three elephants on a cliff. All of them fall over the edge. The first one hits the ground. So does the second. The third one hits the water. Ba dum tsshhh
Frubaloo
Why did the can crusher quit his job?....because it was soda pressing
Frubaloo
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? ....because they lactose!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...I donβt know βYβ. π€£
So I'm starting a new job in Seoul next week. Hope I'm making the right KOREA move!! @tryguys @eugene
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?? "AY MATEY" (say out loud)
Noelle Krumbhaar
My best friend is going to be a pirate for Halloween. He says his sword is safe, because it's a cutlass (cut less).
Elli Broughton
Where did the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies
