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EARLY ACCESS The Try Guys Play Boink, Marry, Kill

🕑 Added 2019-03-26 15:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Dana

This is awesome. I’d boink Christmas because it’s a lot of fun but also really expensive and emotional, marry Halloween because it’s the best, and Kill Thanksgiving be it’s like a racist wannabe Christmas. I’d boink forgetful bae because we could always boink again and it’d be a great way to experiment in the sack shamefree, marry lizard bae (do they have a forked tongue?!), and kill feet for hands because manual dexterity is important? Boink Iron Man he’s hot but I don’t agree with most of his decisions, marry Thor because space travel and we could braid each other’s hair, kill hulk because he basically hates himself and wants to die anyways Boink eye contact, it’s fleeting and superficial so vest not to drag it out, marry a good book because you can always come home to it, and kill dryer undies because I get overheated easily and don’t wear them half the time anyways. Boink my AU self, I think, because I don’t know what AU I’m gonna be from so I could be nuts or totally awesome, marry my past self because I was super hot and kill my future self be I’m already 35 so future me is like, what, 70? But if I’m from like, Bernie Sanders is president AU then I would totally marry that me because then I’d have great healthcare and wouldn’t be a broke ass starving artist... I’d boink Weasley because he’s prolly super attentive in bed, marry Dumbledore and fight epic battles and shit in hot battle-wizard fashion, kill Voldemort. Boink Twitter because sometimes it’s fun but also it’s overwhelming, marry instagram because as I’m artist I’m very visual and I think it’s more expressive, kill Snapchat because Fuck Snapchat. Other apps have filters now, let it go. Kill Ronald MacDonald because he’s a creepy clown, don’t really want to boink Sanders but do want to be the queen so... Boink the giraffe, marry the elephant because they never forget and kill the lion because they like, eat lion cubs so they can breed with their moms and that’s gross no matter how pretty they are. Boink French toast because it’s extra but nice to treat yoself sometimes, marry waffles because they are the best ever, kill pancakes because I hate them, get a crepe. Boink my coworkers because I’m surrounded by hotties at work, marry my friends because they already have kids so they won’t ask me to make any, and kill strangers Ta daaaaa!

Rae

"If I kill my company, I don't have to sit on any of their laps again."

Rae

I'm with Keith on the holidays. Kill Halloween, fuck and marry the holidays with lots of chicken and potatoes.

Krystal Jade

Does no one want to boink the Eric Bana Hulk? And I second marrying Thor

Krystal Jade

I don't think the 'yet is foreshadowing a zaggie engagement but instead implying Eugene imagines that he will eventually settle down one day

Sophia Lederer

watched this video high asf and ig now im a patreon

Bree Grubb

Anyone know about discounts or future discounts? I really want the blue hoodie but I can’t afford $50

River N

...I meant "I've missed TGGT."

River N

Awesome, once missed TGGT

BrightHeart

boink- future self, Marry alt-uni self (universe where either born a girl or transitioned a lot earlier) and kill past self (dont want to be charged with child abuse etc)

Nadin Pusch

Eugene: "If I kill my company, I can finally get some sleep." ;)

Khristine (with a 'kh')

"Try Guys Gay Time!" - Eugene! Saw and heard that Kween! lol

Kate McDonell

Conveniently purple is my favourite try guy and colour 😊

Ellie

Just gonna say - consider Bed, Wed, Behead (King Henry VIII anyone?) I mean it gets rid of the word problems and it rhymes! Obviously superior

Helen Hnin Oo Lwin

6:45 Zach is channeling Tom Holland

Stormie Juenger

I agree with Ned for Harry Potter and social media. Good thing it wasn’t a F,M,K for them because I couldn’t kill any of y’all.

spioradbeag

Yeah, what was with Bigfoot sneaking around the place? 😂😂😂

Caz Galloway

I am so here for a big squishy Try-Guys poly marriage ^_^ The fanfic is going to be wild and filled with sandwiches for this one! Best #TryGuysGameTime ever!

Sandra Seaman

OMG, guys, Lions have BARBED PENISES. WHY??? Obvs F-Giraffe, M-Elephant, K-Lion. Unless it was Scar from Lion King. Then i'd take my chances...

Bonnie GG

Was thinking the exact same thing!

Carlos Mitchell

If I ever get asked who I'd f*ck, marry, or kill of the Try Guys, I'd marry two of them.

Another Stephanie

W-why would you not MARRY THOR? You fools! Anyway, fun vid! ;)

Twy

Exchange rate for Canada sucks too!

Zoe Kay

I would go for a blue hoodie, if I wore hoodies. It’s such a lovely shade, too. Sorry guys who aren’t Keith. Such a funny video, too. Love a bit of simple silliness. More game time!

Swayze

aww i missed TGGT! and i hope you do post who's sweater sold the most!

Gray Barnhill

Best episode of TGGT Yet!! So fun to play along!! Also, I love the new merchandise that is ALWAYS coming out, but my bank accounts hates it so much!! 😂

Abby

What is happening? Zach is the only guy with matching hoodie strings. Bigfoot was trying to sneak behind Keith in the beginning of round four. Eugene says, “team not married YET”. Why is Keith wearing shoes? The only thing I know for sure is that the paper towels are by Eugene because he spills the tea!

sam_art21321

out of all the colors i like purple the most😂sorry keith, zach, and ned. its not personal

Erika Baroman

I thought Ned was red?

Vi La Bianca

I agreed with Ned on almost all of these haha

Pamela Warren

Blue 🙋

Pamela Warren

Boink, how cute lol

Allie Fawcett

I've missed TGGT! It's so much fun to watch

Chelsea

This video has hypothetical beastiality, the discovery that Ned and Keith liked Shape of Water a little too much and Eugene killing the Try Guys in the most pragmatic way. 10/10

Olivia VanSlyke

Daaaang...just bought the cropped hoodie but Zach's hoodie is so tempting.....

The Try Guys

FYI we're so excited about the new Color Line we're launching and the hoodies and phone cases will be available for purchase tomorrow! Y'all preview these a day early so apologies for the confusion. :)

Becca C

Keith got me on an emotional roller coatser: yes to killing Halloween, so overrated : but whoever kills elephants is a monster

Tasnia Habib

Totally agree about Dumbledore! Constantly causing these kids anxiety for no reason!

Anastasia DaSilva

Boink.

Melinda J. Trop

Did anyone else see Bigfoot's cameo behind Keith at the 7:12 mark?

Rebecca Mazer

okay you're all incorrect - boink mr weasley bc he is obsessed with toys. i mean real talk marry him, but def don't kill him

Ella

And finally (I didn't realize that you couldn't press enter, so now we just have multiple entries, sorry guys): Boink eye contact, cause that's where the action starts. Marry books, because books. Kill fresh undies, cause commando.

Ella

Marry Christmas, because I could celebrate that all year long. Kill Thanksgiving, because it's a little bit pointless. Boink Halloween, cause it's adventurous.

Ella

I only took notes on three, but obviously Marvel is accurate. If I absolutely had to deviate I guess I'd swap Ironman and Thor, but Ironman will forever be my forever and always.

Nicole N

I actually wrote down each round so I could vote lol. Boink: Batman (you KNOW he likes it rough), Christmas, memory loss bae, Iron Man, eye contact, future self, Weasley, Twitter, Burger King, Lion, French toast, and strangers. Marry: Robin (Which robin we talking, Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake? I’m marrying for all my fine as hell options) , Halloween, feet/hands bae, Thor (hot AND can travel through space?) , fresh undies, alternate universe self, Dumbledore, Instagram, Ronald McDonald (dem fries) , Giraffe, waffles, and my friends. Kill: Alfred, Thanksgiving (thanks Columbus), scale bae (I’m NOT a furry), The Hulk (I’m also not a size queen), reading a book on my day off, past self, Voldemort, Snapchat, Colonel Sanders (sorry Keith fried chicken is the worst option here), Elephant, pancakes (objectively the worst of the three), and my coworkers.