*EARLY ACCESS* Eugene Ranks Every Girl Scout Cookie
🕑 Added 2019-03-08 16:00:02 +0000 UTCEugene is surprised by some very special guests who help him rank your favorite seasonal cookies from best to worst. How would you rank them? #RankKing
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Monique J Robinson
Eugene, I loved watching this! You were amazing with those girls! <3
Janice Hong
Ok this was so cute!
Kendra
Eugene is the only one who says he doesn’t like children and then is always the one who gets along best with kids. Is it just another instance of ‘Eugene is the best at everything’?
Jen A.
Tagalongs were and will always be my favorite! But, my gluten free now... and yes, they are the worst. It is literally just a donation to the scouts when I buy them... But great video and loved the fart jokes.
Tif
I truly think Eugene's is the definitive cookie ranking. Absolutely spot on.
Rae-anne Ziegenhagel
Awesome video! I love this side of Eugene you are amazing ❤️ you guys are crushing all the content you’re creating! So happy to be able to see everything you’re putting out
Jessica Shaffalo
The girls had it right with trefoils at the very top, just sayin’.
Melissa Shaw
Aww, this is so cute. I miss being a girl scout!
Serena Swanson
I adore this skit—those girls were priceless and Eugene you did a fabulous job playing with them!
Hailee Meacham
Love the vid but am I the only one who thinks he says trefoil so weird? Is this how the rest of the country says it?
Pamela Warren
Thanks for listening to the feedback about the ad😁
Elizabeth L
Olivia was adorable, omg. Her personality and honesty made me lol several times. Now to find out where to buy GS cookies around here so I can try these lemonade cookies that I am now intrigued by. :) (I found the % of sales number of each cookie really interesting and I legit thought Thin Mints would have been around 50%)
Cassie Jones
I agree!! Need some try guys work out tanks!
Cassie Jones
OMG when they said eugene was “kind enough” to be a parent!! 😭😭
The Queer Art Pagan
More specifically to Eugene, however, I will say that I appreciate how much effort he puts into being kind and gentle with kids. The bit in the commercial at the end where they show him responding to Ned's "Do you want to hold him?" with "Nooooo, I dooooon't..." really drives home how much he appreciates that (while resilient, as I mentioned above) kids are also fragile and malleable, and he takes that into consideration when spending time with them. It's a balance, and Eugene, you're doing it 110% right. That's why the Girl Scouts think you're kind enough to care for a baby. :)
The Queer Art Pagan
I'll be the "rebel" and say that I don't mind Keith's fucking swearing, even for a Girl Scout video. My mouth is like a fucking sailor's around my four-year-old, and she just scolds me for it. "Mom, don't say 'ass'." "Mom, you can't say that word!" "Mom, 'fucking' is an adult word!" Raise your kids to know how life works, and they'll figure shit out on their own. :p
Heather Hauptli
It was so pure. Then Keith fucks it up with his fucking swearing.
Sho Morikawa
WAIT this was so adorableeeee 😭💕 Also it was so satisfying to watch this while eating my own Girl Scout cookies ^^
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SO, to be clear, Eugene is fine with children, so long as they are old enough to be thoroughly charmed by him.
H
Yeah but I am CRAZY for vanilla Girl Guide cookies so gooooooood
Kenna Lonborg
Eugene is so good with the girls! It was so sweet when they called him kind. 😭 I love the facts about Girl Scouts at the bottom of the screen, the fact that two adorable scouts were special guests—and both pairs of shorts. 😂
Jacqueline Miller
As a former girl scout, This is the sweetest video!! But the tagalongs are the best...
Pamela Warren
Meanwhile Canadian Patreons are sitting here having no clue which is best... Guess we can just trust Eugene 😁 Girl Guides in Canada only have 3 flavours (2 packages)😥
Laurie Swenson
I would say at least top 3: Thin Mints and then either Samoas or PB Patties.
Laurie Swenson
Yeah, me too! And so did Eugene!
Becca C
For two: I want the try guys to make tank tops ! I would wear them to the gym and the beach as it gets warmer ‘
Becca C
For one: PB patties are the best don’t @ me .
Elizabeth Jeffcoat
I am le dead. Eugene's moment with the mini-Eugene .... er Olivia? My crops are fertile, the rain is plentiful and I know no pain. Perfection.
Jackie Warner
send some Girl Scout cookies to Australia. We don't get them & they look so yummy.
Ashley Thomas
this was both funny and cute. eugene would totally have a sassy kid like that. but he was really good with them. i dont totally agree with the ranking of the cookies, but everyone feels differently. and i am betting i should just shut up ;)
Kaelyn Rupinski
This video made me beyond happy as a girl scout alumn. I owe so much of who I am and what I've achieved to girl scouts (including getting into my dream college lol). ABC Bakers is the far superior bakery though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kate Hix
As a former Girl Scout, this gets my seal of approval. Eugene did a great job with the girls; I love how he doesn't talk down to kids, but how he's also considerate of their needs and values. If you guys would censor the ad, I would love to recommend this to my friend's daughter, who is a Brownie and would enjoy watching it.
Bronwyn Meehan
This is absolutely adorable and I would love to show this to my little nieces (they are Try Guys fans too!) BUT, there is a curse in the merch plug said by Keith, would you consider bleeping it out this once?
Maggie Terry
Hey Savannah is spelled incorrectly as Sahvannah in one part. no idea if you can fix it before tomorrow, but you might want to do that. Also, maybe don't have keith right after that swearing, just cause people might want to show it to girl scouts.
Vaughn
I think there need to be more Eugene videos with children.
Kate McDonell
Hahahaha I'm sure their parents loved that Eugene encouraged them to tell people to "shut up". 😂
Kate McDonell
Password won't work??
Rachel Alexandria
I would totally buy an "I'm Right, You're Wrong, Shut Up" shirt. I always want to buy your merch to support you, but you haven't hit upon a shirt I would actually wear yet. Also, do you put your merch into girly cut tees? Those of us with curves would much appreciate it.
Mrs. Danvers
Love the video (grinned like a Cheshire Cat just seeing the title) but want to join the chorus suggesting you bleep the f-bomb at the end during the t-shirt promo part. After such a wholesome vid it was quite jarring, and I can see kids coming to watch this video.
Gray Barnhill
As an Eagle Scout and a huge fan of the Try Guys, I love seeing Eugene in uniform!! 😂 Can this video also be done with BSA popcorn??
Laura Tweedale
Eugene was so cute with the girls!!! 😍😍 xxx
Pamela Warren
If they don't, just prepare to pause!
Pamela Warren
Missed opportunity to release this today on International Women's day....
Alicia Acevedo
Too cute ! MORE KID GUESTS !
Pamela Warren
Yes! I would be down for a Rank King shirt. As long as it has the slogan 😁
Madeline Jenkins
Fun fact: the first Girl Scout cookies were sold in my hometown! Also, my heart melted a little when the girls said Eugene was kind enough to take care of a baby.
JD Cress
It was so cute when he changed his shorts when the little girls walked in! Eugene, you’re the best uncle.
Catherine
Eugene was right Samoa’s are best!!!
Laura Bloom
Eugene Gets Surprised With His 2nd Worst Nightmare
Brie Marie
definitely censor the "fucking garbage joke" part at the end so I can show this to my niece's troop! ;) please & thank you!
Megan Robinson
Tbh now I want a shirt that says "You're kind enough." Also in case Eugene was wondering about that elbow interaction, when a kid just randomly touches you it means that they're comfortable around you!
Megan Robinson
Lol he's not even bad with babies, just inexperienced! I love this subtle child exposure therapy.
Chelsea
I'm done stanning the Try Guys, I'm only stanning Olivia..
Linda Moulton
New Try Guys Video- Eugene Becomes a Girl Scout leader!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa Deskin
I still don't get it haha. I was half watching the video so maybe I missed something?
Emily Hudspeth
I love this so much! Seeing another side of Eugene is delightful
Catherine Ferandin
I want a t-shirt that says “I’m right, yo
Isabella DeCandido
Love the wilderness explores badge.
Brianna Keogan
This was so wholesome and Eugene was so good with the girls. Also, I love how sassy Olivia was
Jackie
This was adorable!! Poor Tagalongs they are my absolute favorite!!
liv
kid friendly Eugene is the funniest thing ever
Hayley Gregory
I hope we'll get more quote shirts. Loving these two new ones and think it would be fun to keep it going!
Hayley Gregory
"You're kind enough." Omg, so sweet, I loved that moment!
Hayley Gregory
I love Rank King. Thought this was such a fun one and loved seeing Eugene interact with these girls.
C.S
eugene with kids - amazing
Leon Mullis
Merci is SWISSGERMAN
Christine Adriana -- Nurse Joy
I totally agree! I felt all wholesome and in childlike wonder after this cute vid and then suddenly its "FUCKING GARBAGE JOKES AND COMMENTARY" and I'm like, whoa dial it down Keith...there are children present. 😂 you make a great point that this is a great video to share with Girl Scouts otherwise and they should be mindful of that! Also, it is 100% your place to make these suggestions. It's kind of a unique value we hold as Patreon members, we are like a first pass through before they release to the general public. Don't be shy on sharing your thoughts, they appreciate it!
Amy Scalf
Adorable! Do-si-dos are my all time favorite, and from now on I will be calling them peanut oreos. I'm with that.
Meghan Herrera
...and that's what I get for commenting a few minutes into the video. lmao
Nadin Pusch
Definitely kind enough. :) That was so sweet. Thanks to the organizers! (The look on Eugene's face was pure gold.)
Erika Baroman
Aawww sugar booger!!!!!! He's so sweet to those kids!
tyler nguyen
I like the way that Eugene interacts with children, as if they are just small adults. I imagine it makes those girls feel valued. V wholesome, rank king.
River N
I really like watching to find out where the passwords come from
Meghan Herrera
Peanut butter patties are the GOAT period. Also Eugene looks like the glow up version of the kid from up in this video and I am here for it. lol
Andie Dekker
Oliva is my sprit animal
Khristine (with a 'kh')
Have a baby, Eugene!
Julia Makarsky
Eugene oh my god this is precious
Samantha Ferrara
This is an editing suggestion (I know 1000% not my place) but in the after video maybe censor the clip of Keith about the quotable T-shirts? With the content of this video I have a feeling it will be shared with Girl Scouts and younger kids alike, and it’s so well done, I just wouldn’t want it to cause issues showing it to a younger audience. I work with kids a lot in my day to day and have gotten in trouble for showing non censored videos before so that’s where my sensitivity comes from (in my non-teaching jobs I don’t give a shit lol). I love you guys and just wanted to share my thoughts, thank you for everything you do!!
Janni Kouring Stensgaard
Ok, this was cute AF! Eugene is so good with them! ❤ 😂 Sassiness is through the roof!
Linda Gerhardt
The "Poop Window" badge. I'm dead.
Erin Kelly
Next episode: The Try Guys Try Girl Scouts
Christine Adriana -- Nurse Joy
This is my favorite Rank King episode yet!! You guys really pulled out all the stops with the cute camping motif, Eugene as a scout (way to recycle that Russell costume), his interactions with the girls (so sassy hahaha), the creative badges, the awesome factoids. This had everything and I love it so much. Great job, team!! Also, my ranking is exactly the same as Eugene! I guess that's what happens when you're in your 30s.
Bonnie GG
Well this was adorable.
Catie Powell
I was so confused by that password for so long. Elbow. I giggled a bit too much.
Leanne Dupont
I love seeing Eugene with kids! He's so good with them!
Leanne Dupont
I stopped buying girl scout cookies because I have to be gluten free for medical reasons and I don't like their gluten free cookies.
Bri Ann
Eugene is so kind! She's such a sweetie!! But like, I really love do si dos tho! Did my cookies dirty!
Vi La Bianca
Eugene is so bad with babies but so good with kids.
jess brown
that shortbread one they tried first looks so good 🤤
Justen Bennett
Eugene in a scout uniform is everything I never knew I wanted?
Abigail Fleming
The gluten free cookie is actually amazing. But that's the only cookie I've been able to have this year. EDIT: The GF cookie you don't have here is the good one. Not a fan of the toffee. Miss Thin Mints soooooo much