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No Sex, No Laid!
🕑 Added 2016-03-10 17:22:22 +0000 UTC 3 years in the sorta making! I wrote this ages ago and never wanted to release it until I had a cool vid. Thanks to Pete B, I have a cool vid!I think this may be the catchiest thing I've ever released. I hope it'll go viral AND virile (from saving up all that testosterone). I also wrote two other anti-sex raps around the same time. They're even weirder than this one. I'm excited!
Love y'all and I hope you enjoy the heck out of this weirdness! Shooting some Marco Rubio footage today. I hope he doesn't drop out before the video is done! :)
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