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POLL: Pick the Next Extra History Series! "Object History"

🕑 Added 2021-10-27 22:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Martin Verran

No, that is the Supreme Chicken.

Martin Verran

You might think differently if you had to witness my half ~ brother suffering from a hangover.

Darren Loo

Here's to beer! The cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.

Martin Verran

Too many interesting ones for me to decide from...

chromicacid

Whether actually spoken by Martin Luther or not, this quote inspires my vote for beer. "Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!"

Veteran of the Mushroom Wars

Chocolate was also being made for a thousand or more years pre electricity.

Cedric Corthout

Same my dude, it's truly a horrible dilemma

Foxdoc

I dunno, I think beer and rum managed for a good long time, can't say about chocolate That being said I vote the zappy zaps

Hawkeye Pierce

But without electricity, how would you make the others? :P

Øyvind Wallentinsen

Jack Sparrow approves.

The Lady Loki

To be honest, I would be really interested in all the food topics. The saying is an army marches on it's stomach, and foodstuffs can build empires.

The Rogue Chief

🎵Oompa, loompa, chocolate is good!🎵

Blake

Can we have all four?! These are all fantastic topics, all valuable stories for modern enlightened people to learn.

Will Linden

Rum? What about sodomy and the lash?

Jason Youngberg

I picked rum because it's closely tied to US history. It was invented during colonial times and very popular only to fall out of popularity after the Revolution since Britian kept the sugar plantations. The Temperance movement lumped all distilled spirits as "demon rum". After that, you had the rise and fall of tiki craze, Hemmingway, Cuba and Central America, and so on. The slavery part can't be understated and should be taught. Plantation owners sometimes found it cheaper to bring in new slaves rather than feed existing ones. Death and dismemberment were not uncommon. It was a horrific way to make such a drink.

Sientir

These are all good. Can we have them all? (I mean, I know this poll is to pick one winner, but I'd love to see the others return as options in future polls.)

General Luigi

[insert picture of Tom from SpongeBob SquarePants here]

Øyvind Wallentinsen

Voted for the two essentials one need in regular doses, chocolate and electricity.

Guidrion

As a Belgian, you're killing me here! How can I chose between chocolate and beer? Though I would love any of these topics.

Gabe Rosenthal

Beer is A BIG DEAL. it was a way to store and utilize excess grain while being a key source of caloric intake. Its existence is a story of civilization, because its existence is a story of SURPLUS. Or, rather the ability to make more that your population needs. That is how civilizations grow.

The Deaf Mans Lands

*Sees beer as an option* Awww heck yeah, it's garglin' time.

Bryce Pruitt

All look good! Can’t wait to see what’s next!


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