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Stick Shift
🕑 Added 2024-07-06 21:04:14 +0000 UTC"This is the best job man..."
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ZolAfterDark
Hey I’ve been an Uber driver for 5 years. Why can’t I have a fare like this?!? The closest I’ve come to this was these two drunk chicks propositioning me, which I of course declined due to their intoxication, my relationship (which we’re about to have our 17th anniversary in a couple weeks), and the fact that I hadn’t had any pu**y in 20+ years (from this current point in time). They kept talking about how good my truck smelled and that it smelled like cotton candy, which I thought was funny. But again my (rephrased) question being…where’s the dick at?!?
Defective
God damn where are Uber drivers like this when you need them man!!
SomeNamelessDouche
god. the slight belly overhang is more lewd to me than the dick. I am feeling so normal :)))
