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Guy friend 'accidentally' gets in your bed (m4a)
🕑 Added 2025-09-27 22:18:29 +0000 UTCAlright you sweet creatures, can we get wheedly again? (For newer listeners, this was when I discovered your ferocious demand for wheedling.) This one was a lot of fun to make (as I think you'll hear), and it surprised me a few times -- always a good sign. Enjoy, yeah? 😘
PS: Amethyst+ peeps, keep an eye out for a new BTS Breakdown about the recent bully cheating ep. Coming either tonight or tomorrow AM.
POV: You startle awake in your hotel bed and find you're not alone. Your platonic guy friend is there. And he's cuddling you. Naked.
CW: This episode depicts accidental invasion of privacy & inadvertent intimate contact. It also depicts wheedling for sex. While sleepwalking, the speaker character enters the listener character's bed, naked, and cuddles with them. He then offers a halfhearted apology and insists the situation is "funny" despite the fact that the listener character is upset. He refuses to leave, saying he is too embarrassed, and begins to flirt with the listener character. A joke about sexual relationships between siblings is depicted from 4:30-5:04. The speaker character then offers to give the listener character a massage. He initially pretends not to have ulterior motives, but quickly acknowledges that he will get sexual pleasure from touching the listener character. The listener character initially expresses reservations; the speaker character responds with wheedling. In a friendly tone, he tries to persuade thbitating and considering, the listener character accepts -- and abruptly steers the interaction in a more sexual direction, acknowledging that the attraction is mutual. The massage is sensual and playful, with both characters understanding the sexual intentions behind it. The characters make a number of sexual jokes and double entendres. Kissing is depicted from 16:50 onward. Mutual sexual touch is depicted from 18:10-20:30. Oral sex (listener character receiving) is depicted from 20:30-24:30. The speaker character strongly encourages the listener character to vocalize sexually (21:09-21:36). From 24:30-26:00, the listener character expresses concern about the speaker character's penis size. The speaker character initially demurs, perceiving this comment as flattery, before acknowledging that it is sincere. The speaker character speaks graphically about his forceful sexual desires for the listener character (e.g. "I want to pin you down and f*ck you" & "I want to spread you out" etc.). At some points, the characters enter a playful power contest; the speaker character says "You don't like being teased? That makes it more fun..." etc.). Penetration is depicted from 27:40-32:30. Nipple play is depicted from 29:39-29:55. The speaker character encourages the listener character to orgasm with him and partially counts down from 31:00-32:30.
Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.
Comments
Pinkplushie
33:02 “can’t even describe it” AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG- this took me OUT I loved this audio! So spicy, and then that moment where the speaker is just so out of it and explains it, “wrong” in my head I was like wait what? Only for speaker to say “I can’t even describe it right” sent me 😭🤣🤣🤣💕
Kaleb
Actually, as someone who has never read Miller's work, that seemed like a very helpful and insightful hint to the homework (that I also can't see) 🤭
Lilly ♡ Moonbun
Literally came here to seek distraction from my migraines tonight and stumbled upon the most fitting audio. Thank you 🫶🏻 This was wonderful to listen to.
CalciferX
I would 1000% rather my partner beg me for a kitten than a human baby.
Skeletor
What does this meeeeeeannnn???
Carol
Hey,I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a wedding out there waiting for your RSVP within the next 24 hours 😏 (yep, that YouTube comment & reaction video). Haha, watching people lose their minds over *love*like that totally lifted my spirits. Pure serotonin vibe💞✨
kater
Lmao this gave me a good laugh. Can’t deny I had some thoughts similar where I was like “why doesn’t the listener have a towel in their hotel room, ok maybe it’s a dirty, used one” and then decided to turn my brain off, suspend my disbelief, and enjoy 😂
Skeletor
Wait wait wait. How can he sleepwalk naked, from one hotel room to another, like through the hallway where people might see him? Or did he wear clothes but then strip off in his sleep before he got into her bed? But if he did, then he'd have clothes to change into, and wouldn't need a towel? Or ... okay ... maaaaaaybe (stretch here) he slalked through the hotel hallways, naked, somehow got into her room she left unlocked, without realising he was naked, cos he was asleep. Okay, okay. Maybe. And yeah, could be adjoining rooms, thought of that before, but .... Maybe people *did* see him. Maybe the housekeeping person saw him naked, felt sorry for him as he tried to get into his room and opened the door with their universal key card. You'd think they could've given him a towel though, from their supply trolley. Or a toilet roll to hang over it. But if that were the case, the toilet roll would probably still be on it while he's giving the massage, and he didn't mention that. But maybe he didn't have to mention it because it was obvious to both parties, because it would be pressing between her buttocks. And I know the inside of the toilet roll isn't very wide, but it could've been placed there *before* he reached an agitated state, and held in place by the hotel staff until he got in the room, or became more buoyant. Yeah, I think that covers it.
