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Mean boy finally admits it (m4a)

🕑 Added 2025-09-19 21:18:57 +0000 UTC

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Drkwrtr

Finally got to listen and holy ..... The sounds at the end 🤌🤌🤌 spank bank approved. Living rent free in my head.

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!!!

Pandora Mauve

That voice is tasty. 🤤 Something about the way you’re talking in this one just hits. 🥴 Little does this man know I baited his ass. 😈 Joke’s on him. Everyone thinks I’m hilarious. 🤭 And I would’ve whispered in his ear, “You may think you’re fooling everyone, but I know you’ve been watching me. I’ve seen the way you look at me. That hunger barely contained below the surface. You crave me. Desire me. If you would just be honest with yourself, you could satisfy that ache. So, what are you waiting for? Own up to it, and we’ll both get what we want.” From 15:05 on, maybe it’s just my imagination or is it personal experience (I’ll let you be the judge 😏). In my mind, we’d start off standing face to face with each other. Lips barely touching. Then I’d slowly pull him down onto the bed in the room. And that part of the neck, I’d fold instantly. And at 28:35 on…yes. God, I love that. Could up the ante by holding the wrists with one hand while gripping a thigh with the other hand. 😮‍💨 Oh, and I’d whisper, “Give it to me.”🫦

KP

Bruh…you are just too cute!!

love.lypeach

BRING BACK YEARNING 🗣️🗣️🙌

love.lypeach

How dare he be so sweet and sultry after making fun of us like that 😟😭? I’m so conflicted

✨️Nox✨️

It was a true masterpiece 👏

✨️Nox✨️

Oh no! How could I have missed this audio! The Speaker character is such a cutie. A little mean, speaks Latin, and is a total puppy. Perfect guy material! Enjoyed the condom usage again as well. 🫶

Skeletor

Yeah, that was so well-timed.

Sam

Speaker describing all these events of embarrassing moments we had and I'm like "so what you're saying is you're obsessed with me" Late to this bc I'm apparently unable to ever get through September without overbooking myself, but what a nice treat for the end stretch of my self-imposed project marathon 🥰

Lulu

Have you been sleeping a lil better? ❤️

AnimeDiplomat

11:53 "This shit is insane, you're a fucking freak, this is bizarre - ihaveacrushonyou" Like music to my ears 🥰

Skeletor

That's why I never say I'm gonna take out the trash.

Skeletor

I'm mean and not trading sleep with anyone. I'd steal sleep if I could. So don't no one be caught sleeping in front of me. Cos I'm up at 3:15am every night-morning just like the Amityville Horror frikking possession hour. My brain is dying. Me no care how cute someone's voice is - they no get my sleep hours, never. They can borrow my stuffed bear if they have to, but that's it. (And it better come back clean, with no split seams.)

Skeletor

The whissssperrrrrrr .... I think it leaked out onto my pillow the next morning ....

April

Yes to all of this 💯

April

lol I’m giving this a second listen and I actually agree with this punkass: “if ppl say that they’re gonna fckn take out the trash, they should take out the trash.” YAH 😂

Skeletor

PMSL - our deepest darkest fear - the leaky headphones. Especially when they start vibrating ...

Carol

I’m traveling right now (before a string of business trips over the next two months), and I’ve already listened to this audio nearly ten times 🙈 But whenever my mom gets within a meter of me, I panic that my headphones🎧 will leak and she’ll catch me… 😂

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Heh yep I went the extra mile this time because there were so many curses it would've been annoying for you all to listen to here ❤️

Be-gay-do-crimes

Ok but as someone who abstains from alcohol and the like I've literally had people do the things he did at the beginning and it pisses me off so much, great job at emulating that douchey energy! That's a genuine compliment btw, I'm not being backhanded you're just a good writer/actor lol

Tina✨

You unbleeped the fucks that are bleeped in the YT version!!! Is this news or am I late lmao (gonna feel real stupid if you’ve been doing it for a while)

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I love how elaborate this is ❤️‍🔥

Leora Dillow

PART-TWO HEAD CANNON: at the last second bully says he doesn’t like listener—that he just wanted to finally f*ck them. Listener gets up and starts getting dressed while bully laughs nervously (because he lied since he has an “image” to maintain). A few days go by though bully continues his “playful” bullying, listener ignores him looking more withdrawn and depressed and eventually stops showing up to class altogether. Bully looks for her in her usual places and even shows up at her dorm where Listener’s roommate said Listener has transferred schools. Months go by when Bully sees listener at another party, but this time the listener is not alone. Bully begs to speak with the listener and even pulls her into a room (or a closet) and begs for forgiveness. That he lied. And not seeing Listener is killing him. … yeah. Thats what goes on in my head.

Jakk

Such a power play. It waa glorious to her her flip the script..lol. I hope your mind takes a chill pill so you can get some sleep.

Sugar and Spice

In all honesty my favorite thing to do is order from the bar as a DD. I tell them to surprise me, I like sweet and sour. Or a dirty Shirley but virgin. 🤣

Sugar and Spice

That's what I thought too! I adore that audio.🫠

MJ

Your comments are always my favorite, Doña.

Doña Yayi

Sir 😒😁🤭🫵❤️💋...por tu culpa i am paralysed and i can't MOOOOOVEEE!!!! After hearing this GAAAAWDS as i predicted this was such a luscious work of sexy don dark art an exquisite masterpiece !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAYSUS i need to serve myself another bacardi with pepsi 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃because míster this deserves a hard drink lol my nerves got shot with this one but in a very good way!!!! Shit that ending..SIIIIRRRRRR AJFUFVEYDHDBST2UR84USH1537RBWBDO39!@#$%%^@%×^÷]¿¡☆●□♡□♤\€£₩¥¤.....yaaas thats how i felt lol...those sweet pretty moans UUUUUGHHHHH!!!!! music to my ears!!!!

Wolf #42

Haha!...and there it is,,, "FK 🤜no🤛"

Imp pamela

I think I love you more than you can possibly know, you are my hero and the inspirational pervy yet wholesome wings beneath my awkward ass wings 😍😃💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

MJ

Responsibly? Never.

Doña Yayi

I cannot believe i missed this last night......WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA!!!!! 😒😤 UUUUUFFFF!!!!! jaysuss it is a sin...it is a FAKEN SACRILEGIO missing don darks masterpieces!!! Oh gawds well im here and im goin to get ready for all the feels and delicious tingles and become a heep of mess and my hair stands on ma head as usual ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️. Don neno i hope you are having a very lovely weekend!!! And don dark ladies HIIIIIIIII!!!!!! ohhh i hope you girlies are having a very lovely day toooo!!!! Today is the first day of fall and i am loving it 🥰🥰🥰🥰👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️ well ENOUGH!!!!! Lets get on with this yummy story i am ready i am home alone for a moment before my grandbabies invade my home soon!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏

Galvanized_Doll

I’ll leave a comment about the audio a bit later, but my love, do you need me to come over and put your head on my lap, stroke your hair and read you “Goodnight Moon”? 🌕 Darling we talked about this…*swat on the hand* Bad Deepdark. Very bad boy. Off to bed with you! 😤 Only good boys get goodnight kisses May Coffina find you my dear

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Third comment about the Latin! I guess we need more of that😘

Maggie

Totally forgot the twenty one pilots bit when I went to listen and I choked on laughter. Those dudes still exist? Good for them I guess hahaha. I love you 😂

hime

gotta be my favourite one so far. i love me a desperate man 🙂‍↕️

Galvanized_Doll

Happy Birthday 🥳✨💕

kaz

I normally can’t get behind “mean” audios idk I guess I just don’t have it in me but this one seemed like a lot of fun and yeah it was 🤭 I think this was the first time I’ve heard background noise and ambience in your audios and I really liked it! I hope you do more of it cause I think you did a really good job of balancing your own voice with the background voices. Some other channels end up making their background noises really invasive and it draws attention away from the speaker but I’m glad that wasn’t the case for you. I can’t think of too many audios you’ve done including semi-public sex, but the voice at the end when the speaker character tries to keep his voice quiet as he comes was such a blessing to be able to hear 🙏🏼

Skeletor

This is so good when st***d!!!!!! Am at shed party now, looking like a sl*t who's just been f****d, and don't recognise anyone cos am faceblind and have to pretend I know who they are til their voice or something gives them away. (The best guy I spoke to claimed to be a serial killer with a body in the trunk) Was just pretending to be on phone, carrying my fake drink when the voice-man leans into my ear and breathes, "I know you poured it out ... and filled it up with water." Holysht! And I just stood there transported to imaginary-land experiencing every story sensation for I-don't-know-how-many-seconds, but then I snapped out of it, only to see, right across from me, a dude had been watching me the whole time, every dumb goofy weird expression on my face while listening to freaking pordio. And the look on his face was like a scientist. Or a kid who got his first ant-farm. Just staring. And he did not look away when I saw him. So I had to say, "What? What? What?" And he didn't say anything, then someone came and grabbed him. DeepDark. Use responsibly.

happycool2

Why was you saying “mea culpa” like that so fucking hot. The fear in your voice when you said “don’t go!” Killed it again (as always) ❤️

Ducky

"what is wrong with you?" I dunno man, do you want a list, or a file?😂

ArteryParty

On my birthday?!?! You shouldn't have~!!!! 💗🖤 (Good work with this one! 💀)

brneyes_tk

These two volleying is fun. haha the personality on this guy, "ohhh, this is tasty," 💯 agree! The countdown change up 🙌 Latin, aight, it's practically Halloween vide cor meum🖤 (admittedly hot) 👀 I mean the art is really good

Ace L

cute, i love it!! great cut-away ending

kater

YESSSS A MEAN BOY THANK YOU DDA

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Aw, thank you Pam 😘

Devila May Care

I just started but I refuse to believe you haven’t heard 21 Pilots. I bet you like them.

Jenima

Holy flashback to college cast parties 🤘🤘

H4rrisH4wk

The gorgeous desperation that sunk in as he tried to get that kiss without admitting the full extent of his feelings, the need not to go slow because he can't wait any more... Just *-chef's kiss-* You continue to blow me away with your art! Fantastic acting, writing and voice.

Cutie09💓

🥵🥵🥵🥵 arms under neath u thurst 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 pretty please cum for me oh god

Cutie09💓

Yay daddy here 😍 " am healthy I don't have cooties 🤣😂 ohhh bully " freaking nerds like u " 💀😂 am very sorry am just teasing a love cheeky bully daddy 🤭 u get too walk away yet you hear the whole story 😂😂 turn the tables " u think I have a crush on so on amazing 👏 am gonna go now to hang around with my cool friends your so interested in kiss 💋 😘 a like u too daddy

Lulu

The climax in this one is a piece of art and will be the new centerpiece in the museum of my brain.

JL

Nope, not sharing my drink with anyone, especially if I don't know you! 😤 I love a good bully episode. Kind of reminds me of "Dominant bully pushes into your bedroom." 😊 Hope you get a good night's sleep soon! 🫶🫂

Pam 701

It’s so ridiculous how excited I get when I see a notification that you’ve posted. You’re like one of my favorite Carly Simon songs, because nobody does it better! One of the things I love about your audios is all the subtle changes you incorporate into the speaker’s attitude. Your attention to detail is very much appreciated. It makes the listening so much more immersive and real. I’m sorry to hear about your sleeping difficulties, and hope it gets better very soon. Thanks for this outstanding audio, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

vice pussy grabber

Good lord. Just rearrange my guts like an excel spreadsheet

Skeletor

Holy shit, your profile Wolf.

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So much haha

Wolf #42

I’ve been up since yesterday, can’t sleep, something crazy going on, , ,finally figured it out. My foot fell asleep during the day so it kept me up all night and realized, I really like this guy. 😋😜🤘🏼

Maria

he's such a brat, but he fucked and came so nicely 🥰 this time, the "whisper it in my ear" was reaaallly good for me for some reason. the way i was back talking out loud like he was gonna hear me 😅🙊 loved the ending! i hope you can get some sleep 🖤

AnimeDiplomat

Love the art the last few audios (especially THIS ONE 🤩) AND HELL YES MEAN DDA!! 👏🏽🖤😘

Femme

This audio is amazing 💕💕 I wanna scream 😭😭 I don’t know exactly what I’m feeling but I know I can’t contain it. Excuse me while I go scream till my voice is hoarse.

Elster14085

I’m losing track of which bully is from which story arc. Cute ending for sure. Would be hilarious if the sequel opens up with the bully being mad because the listener doesn’t say it on 3

Skeletor

"Normal people like me." Funny, silly, beautiful - and best safe sex ad ever. Right when I needed cheering, bad. Thanks. You deserve all the success that comes your way. (Fk no, that's not a pun.)

Carol

I loved this episode! Is it a prequel to the last post, before those two started dating? Their back-and-forth is just so fun! The speaker is my favorite—way too cute, even when he’s grumpy. 😄 The listener’s great too! Some moments had me blushing and squealing with excitement! Another amazing story— you’re absolutely the best! 😉 Please take care, don’t let insomnia dim that gorgeous shine, and try not to stress too much. 💖05:21💘😘

Shellbelle

My name's Blurryface AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK. 😳🥺 🫣 100% rooting for the listener prior to hearing it. After I'm happy both of them are happy. This pair is intriguing; how was it fighting with yourself? Also, I'm so sorry about the insomnia; I'd trade places with you...for like a night or two. Surely the rest of the angels and imps would as well. Between us, we could probably give you a couple of years of decent sleep. ❤️🫂❤️

El

Agreed, this definitely has sequel potential 👀

El

Why at the end of this audio was my response "I admit to nothing 😆"

El

Go rest your head on a pillow and get some sleep you mad genius!

Julz

Hiya DDA, sorry to hear you’re suffering from the dreaded insomnia, I feel your pain, but you still got game! Hope you get some decent rest asap x Sounds like there could be some mileage for a sequel on this one? xx

April

Who is this bro?!?? I wanted to punch him in the beginning. Mea culpa my butt 😤 Okay it was kinda cute but I’m still coming for him

MJ

Promise I'll be back after I listen to the first half on YouTube and finish my running around for the night. 🖤✨ How much begging (or nagging) would it take to get you to cut yourself some slack?

Jukiepuffs

Attacking me with the nerd comment lol

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Nailed it!

Ruby

As usual I’m out and about! I will report back later! 🫡 🫂 👈🏻In case you need one

Archadianangel

Brat on brat action is beautiful

Imp pamela

Desperately delicious man. Some twisty turny mindfuck role reversal, I'm all smiles and happy. Fine work Sir, good job💜🌻💜🌻💜 I really hope Hypnos and Morpheus smack you into a deep coma like sleep😴🙏🌻💜🌻

Maggie

I love this development for me 😌🥰

Holly March

my ANXIETY IS FAKE?!? ooooooh this boy about to have the complete break diwn of my diagnoses, i tell you what!!

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I would've had more fun if I felt like I did a better job haha

Lulu

"Bedroom with muffled party noises" always makes me think of that stuff you said about the 'bully pushes into your room' audio... did you enjoy the editing of this one in the same way? 🥰

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Poor lil hoodie never hurt no one 💙

Holly March

ok imma listen, but omg, friend! +pulls out chair+ so thd doc recommended me to so e sleep specialists and shd wants me to cut out my pre-insomnia nap.... like bish, i'm just meant to sleep from dawn until whenever my carcass gets hauled awake?!!! i managed one night and then one of parents' dobermanns catches a hedgehog and i'm up at 6 after insomnia til 4 like nah, the universe is on my side here! anyway... if you ever need another insomniac to talk to, or writer to talk to, i don't *just* flirt outrageously, and i'm aromantic so not gonna go parasocial on ya... point is i'm marcherwitch on bluesky and discord too... i know how brain melting it is, how pickled you end up feeling... +shrugs+ anywhoodles... some darling boy just dropped an audio so gonna stop typing!