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The Bad Ending - June Members Reward Suggestion Post
🕑 Added 2019-02-19 20:46:51 +0000 UTCWe're cranking them out, aren't we?
So I can manage my time and our projects better, I'd like to get the June Members reward set in stone already, and boy do I have to gather a bit of momentum before I get into what the theme actually is.... momentum in the form of a story.
I must've been around 10 at the time, 2 years before I would get my own Gamecube. I was never a big gamer and my only video game devices were my Gameboy Color and my Nintendo 64, both of which I used to mostly play Pokémon games. I was very familiar with Mario, Zelda and other classics but I never really owned any games from these franchises until a few years into the 2000's. I'd gotten curious though.
I used to hang out with kids older than me, who had the luxury of receving pocket money that would get them more than a Gengar lollipop a month (remember those?)
Starving for completely new experiences, I was delighted when I found a page in a computer magazine my uncle owned about free PC games I could download (typing in the url by hand and all). Being allowed to use the computer for only half an hour a day and the only way to connect to the internet being via a 56k modem, I was limited to fast loading games.
And this is where we talk about a game from Peru called Pacventure: Pac's Odyssey. And no, this wasn't a game about Tupac.
PacVenture: Pac's Odyssey is not just a game, it's a quest unlike any other. The beautiful Miss Pac has been kidnapped by the Ghost King and taken to his faraway castle. It's up to you to travel through seven mind-blowing, highly detailed 3D Worlds to save your love. Journey to a city where ghosts in fancy cars try to run you down, to beaches where you must swim for your life, to nightmare stages, and much more. Do you think you have what it takes to save the beautiful Miss Pac?
"HAHA PAC MAN I'M HOLDING HER UP WITH MY DICK PAC MAN."
So yeah, the game looked pretty shitty but it was pretty cool. It had this isometric sort of view that required you to press RIGHT in order to go down - try remembering that when you are being chased by ghosts, only to be ambushed by more ghosts.
So, why are we here discussing old bad pc games? Because of the ending.
I don't have a screenshot here so please take my word for it...
After hours of aggravatingly difficult controls, unfair level design and too many enemies, hard to reach power-ups (okay wow there are many things that suck about this game when I reflect some more) you reach the big bad castle with the big bad ghost and your yellow waifu
and she cucks you.
Yes, during your quest to save her perfectly spherical ass she had fallen in love with the bad guy. And the game ends.
To honor this unhonorable time in my boring childhood, enter one of June's themes:
The Bad Ending
Suggest damsels in distress and heroines that you want to see switch sides in an alternate dimension! I will create a custom sexy version of one of our favorite iconic female character! When you mention your suggestions, please do so as a pairing (e.g. Peach and Bowser, Ripley and the Xenomoprh Queen, you get the idea)
The rules:
* One post per character
*Each patron can mention 6 character pairings!
*Please post an image (NO fanart) along with your suggestion!
*Give each other hearts! When a character pairing has >=5 hearts, they'll be put in the poll *You have roughly 1.5 weeks to mention your favorite character! Please check all suggested characters to not double post!!!
*Please note that going against any of these rules will have your post deleted
* There will be only one winner so make sure you get the one in you really want!
The poll with characters that have recieved >=5 will go up shortly after roughly 1.5 weeks from now. Have fun!
Comments
Darius Hunter
Fullmetal Alchemist: Winry Rockbell X Lust <a href="https://goo.gl/images/tvgWmq" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/tvgWmq</a> <a href="https://goo.gl/images/BdHqGi" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/BdHqGi</a>
Darius Hunter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April O’Neil X Shredder <a href="https://goo.gl/images/nwHjcN" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/nwHjcN</a> <a href="https://goo.gl/images/HCA8hS" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/HCA8hS</a>
Darth Xelleon
Fire Emblem Fates: Ophelia x Faceless <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/a/ad/Ophelia_Heroes.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/a/ad/Ophelia_Heroes.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/5/5b/FatesFacelessPortrait.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/5/5b/FatesFacelessPortrait.png</a>
Darth Xelleon
RWBY: Yang Xiao Long x Junior <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/e/ef/Yang_ProfilePic_Normal.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/e/ef/Yang_ProfilePic_Normal.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/4/4e/Vol2_Junior_ProfilePic_Normal.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/4/4e/Vol2_Junior_ProfilePic_Normal.png</a>
Darth Xelleon
Chrono Cross: Kid x DeadHead <a href="https://megancondis.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/kid.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://megancondis.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/kid.jpg</a> <a href="https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/DeadHead" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/DeadHead</a>
Darth Xelleon
Chrono Trigger: Schala x Dalton <a href="https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Schala" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Schala</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/chrono/images/d/d2/Dalton.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/chrono/images/d/d2/Dalton.jpg</a>
Darth Xelleon
Final Fantasy IV: Rydia x Shadow Dragon <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/7/72/FF4PSP_Enemy_Ability_Black_Fang.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/7/72/FF4PSP_Enemy_Ability_Black_Fang.png</a> <a href="https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/2539/183139-ff4cgrydia2.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/2539/183139-ff4cgrydia2.jpg</a>
Darth Xelleon
Soul Calibur: Cassandra x Lizardman (Aeon Calcos) <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/soulcalibur/images/e/eb/Sc3-lizardman-01.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/soulcalibur/images/e/eb/Sc3-lizardman-01.jpg</a> <a href="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G_whN2m8_Zg/maxresdefault.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G_whN2m8_Zg/maxresdefault.jpg</a>
Paingwen
Tsubaki Yayoi x Hazama <a href="https://www.fightersgeneration.com/nz2/char/tsubaki-yayoi-blazblue-chronophantasma-story-art.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.fightersgeneration.com/nz2/char/tsubaki-yayoi-blazblue-chronophantasma-story-art.jpg</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/blazblue/images/4/43/Hazama_%28Centralfiction%2C_Character_Select_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20161019130339" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/blazblue/images/4/43/Hazama_%28Centralfiction%2C_Character_Select_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20161019130339</a>
Mav
Linkle x Cia from Hyrule Warriors: <a href="https://goo.gl/images/VPjHaN" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/VPjHaN</a> <a href="https://goo.gl/images/cptWx1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/cptWx1</a>
StarRoadWarrior
Marina x DJ Octavio <a href="https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/splatoonwiki/images/9/9d/Marina.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/splatoonwiki/images/9/9d/Marina.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/3/34/Octaviobothgames.png/revision/latest?cb=20170731190645" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/3/34/Octaviobothgames.png/revision/latest?cb=20170731190645</a>
Paingwen
Kyoko Kirigiri x Junko Enoshima <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/1/12/Kyoko_Kirigiri_Illustration.png/revision/latest?cb=20180925005620" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/1/12/Kyoko_Kirigiri_Illustration.png/revision/latest?cb=20180925005620</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/5/5e/Junko_Enoshima_Illustration.png/revision/latest?cb=20170529225243" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/5/5e/Junko_Enoshima_Illustration.png/revision/latest?cb=20170529225243</a>
Mav
Rey x Kylo Ren from Star Wars: <a href="https://goo.gl/images/yHuYGf" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/yHuYGf</a>
StarRoadWarrior
Lillie x Guzma <a href="https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c5/USUM_Lillie.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c5/USUM_Lillie.png</a> <a href="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/Sun_Moon_Guzma.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/Sun_Moon_Guzma.png</a>
mister_bonezone
blake belladona and salem from rwby <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/d/dc/Blake_Tank_V6_13_ProfilePic.png/revision/latest?cb=20190202162440" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/d/dc/Blake_Tank_V6_13_ProfilePic.png/revision/latest?cb=20190202162440</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/e/ee/Salem_V6_04_ProfilePic_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20190202181147" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rwby/images/e/ee/Salem_V6_04_ProfilePic_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20190202181147</a>
Eirika (<a href="https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/2018-02/Eirika.png)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/2018-02/Eirika.png)</a> and Lyon (<a href="https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/2018-01/Lyon%20Normal.png)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/2018-01/Lyon%20Normal.png)</a> - Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
R3dFiVe
Delia Ketchum and Giovanni - think mafia boss lady <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3234826392/e6d7f6e37c0e32ff84da7a625eb163af_400x400.jpeg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3234826392/e6d7f6e37c0e32ff84da7a625eb163af_400x400.jpeg</a> <a href="http://www.pokemon-project.com/images/atrapalosya/giovanni%202.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.pokemon-project.com/images/atrapalosya/giovanni%202.jpg</a>
R3dFiVe
Chun-Li and Vega <a href="https://www.collectiblesdirect.co.uk/image/cache/data/s2/Street%20Fighter%204%20Chun-Li%20VS%20Vega%20Statue/PCSCHUNVEGA001-600x600.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.collectiblesdirect.co.uk/image/cache/data/s2/Street%20Fighter%204%20Chun-Li%20VS%20Vega%20Statue/PCSCHUNVEGA001-600x600.jpg</a>
Mav
Black Widow & Loki from The Avengers (2012): <a href="https://goo.gl/images/5HeXDJ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/5HeXDJ</a>
mister_bonezone
Palutena and Medusa from kid icarus uprising <a href="http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/images/8/8e/Palutena_Uprising.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/images/8/8e/Palutena_Uprising.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/kidicarus/images/6/6b/Uprising_medusa_e3_2011_press_kit.png/revision/latest?cb=20160122055634" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/kidicarus/images/6/6b/Uprising_medusa_e3_2011_press_kit.png/revision/latest?cb=20160122055634</a>
mister_bonezone
zelda and hilda from loz a link between worlds <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/a/a2/Princess_Zelda_Artwork_%28A_Link_Between_Worlds%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131115041844" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/a/a2/Princess_Zelda_Artwork_%28A_Link_Between_Worlds%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131115041844</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/5/53/Princess_Hilda_Artwork.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131115065609" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/5/53/Princess_Hilda_Artwork.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131115065609</a>
Mav
Sypha Belnades x Carmilla from Netflix’s Castlevania: <a href="https://goo.gl/images/HP9whZ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/HP9whZ</a> <a href="https://goo.gl/images/VbyvUT" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/VbyvUT</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Palutena x Hades <a href="http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/images/8/8e/Palutena_Uprising.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/images/8/8e/Palutena_Uprising.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/41/HadesKI.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20181109003820" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/41/HadesKI.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20181109003820</a>
Awakening Tiki (<a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqsfea/images/a/a9/300px-TikiKakusei.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117021853)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqsfea/images/a/a9/300px-TikiKakusei.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117021853)</a> and Female Grima (<a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqsfea/images/a/a9/300px-TikiKakusei.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117021853)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqsfea/images/a/a9/300px-TikiKakusei.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117021853)</a> - Fire Emblem: Awakening
Markofanoutcast
Zelda and Cia from Hyrule Warriors <a href="https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/b/b9/Hyrule_Warriors_Artwork_Zelda_Baton.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/b/b9/Hyrule_Warriors_Artwork_Zelda_Baton.png</a> <a href="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/760/609/d99.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/760/609/d99.jpg</a>
Mav
Anna Valerious x Aleera from Van Helsing (2004) <a href="https://goo.gl/images/XJZ3Ba" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/XJZ3Ba</a> <a href="https://goo.gl/images/p8LzmT" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/images/p8LzmT</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Ivy x Nightmare <a href="https://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Soul-Calibur-6-1.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.playm.de/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Soul-Calibur-6-1.jpg</a> <a href="http://avante.biz/wp-content/uploads/Soulcalibur-VI-2018-hd-wallpaper/Soulcalibur-VI-2018-hd-wallpaper22.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://avante.biz/wp-content/uploads/Soulcalibur-VI-2018-hd-wallpaper/Soulcalibur-VI-2018-hd-wallpaper22.jpg</a>
Mav
Arwen x Ringwraith from The Lord of the Rings: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nazgul.PNG" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nazgul.PNG</a> <a href="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/91/9e/51/919e51f49b76a6c717d5eafe8f1212de.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.pinimg.com/originals/91/9e/51/919e51f49b76a6c717d5eafe8f1212de.jpg</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Yennifer x Eredin <a href="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/70/c1/5f70c1d3ed3e27fe780a9f284fb34693.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/70/c1/5f70c1d3ed3e27fe780a9f284fb34693.png</a> <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/witcher/images/0/0e/Tw3_Eredin_badass.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160809183921" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/witcher/images/0/0e/Tw3_Eredin_badass.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160809183921</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Princess Garnet x Kuja <a href="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C5A9wSvpoSk/maxresdefault.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C5A9wSvpoSk/maxresdefault.jpg</a> <a href="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sum-fEM7390/hqdefault.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sum-fEM7390/hqdefault.jpg</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Zelda x Ganondorf <a href="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/98/4b/8b984ba75484c568367a624dba025b4a.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/98/4b/8b984ba75484c568367a624dba025b4a.jpg</a> <a href="https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d/1/12/Ganondorf.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d/1/12/Ganondorf.png</a>
R3dFiVe
From Redeemer: Daisy x Waluigi <a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/8/87/Super_Smash_Bros._Ultimate_-_Character_Art_-_Daisy.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20180612175651&path-prefix=en" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/8/87/Super_Smash_Bros._Ultimate_-_Character_Art_-_Daisy.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20180612175651&path-prefix=en</a> <a href="http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32500000/Waluigi-super-mario-bros-32591562-208-243.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32500000/Waluigi-super-mario-bros-32591562-208-243.png</a>
