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Christmas Eve!
🕑 Added 2025-12-24 23:19:45 +0000 UTCTwas the night before Christmas and in the Hamm house
Michael was clicking a Bluetooth linked mouse
The spandex was hung by the ring light with care
In hopes that a viral post soon would be there
The followers nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Michael danced in their heads
With a cowl on his brow and his stomach sucked in
He prepped for a photoshoot let the thirst trap begin
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
He sprang with his tripod to see what the matter
Away to the window he flew like a flash
Praying no neighbors saw his heroic stash
The moon on the curves of his Robin themed suit
Confirmed that his backside was actually quite cute
When what to his wandering eyes should appear
But a squad of buff heroes all stripped of their gear
More rapid than eagles his favorites they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Venom Now Robin Now Aquaman chest
On Cyclops Green Lantern put your pants to the test
To the top of the porch To the top of the wall
Now flex away Flex away Flex away all
As Spiderman clings to the wall in a thong
The visual impact was heavy and strong
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof
The sound of Caps shield there was the proof
Michael looked in the mirror his abs were all drawn
Though he had held his breath since the crack of the dawn
He was dressed all in Lycra from head to his toe
And his underwear line was beginning to show
His eyes how they twinkled His biceps how swoll
Mostly thanks to some lighting and camera control
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
Posing and flexing then gave a slight smirk
And laying a finger aside of his nose
And giving a wink plus a very cheeky pose
He sprang to his tripod to himself gave a whistle
And away they all flew like a spandex clad missile
But he heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight
Happy Christmas to Michael and his big butt it is just right.
LOVE YOU ALL MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Comments
John Langley
Absolutely loved it and could easily visualize all of it. I hope you had a Very Merry Christmas!!
Giorgio Ronchi
Great poem, great visual and a great wish for you to have a wonderful merry Christmas π₯°π
Luis
We love you and appreciate you! Thanks for brighten our day every day. Much love
Steve V.
That's great, Mike! And I love the smirk. Merry Christmas βοΈπ
Simon Ballard
That was fab. Merry Christmas, Michael!
Guy Baker
Merry Christmas ππβοΈβοΈππ
David Lee
Love it! Spandex clad missile is now going to be used daily in my house.
Alan Berkoski
Merry Merry Christmas Mike!!! ππ π»πππͺπΌ Love Ya Always
Jesse
Merry Christmas π π β€οΈ love you π
phoenix0826
Merry Christmas Mike - that was a blast
